4 Yin Yang Fetus Meditation Technique

Fetus Robert was taking a break from cultivating and using his psychic twin powers to converse with his womb-mate. He discovered that although his twin sister had been conceived shortly after him, she had not started cultivating because she did not have a meditation technique to absorb qi energy.

Robert realised that as a transmigrator, his past knowledge was quite helpful. Popular xanxia novels and anime shows had taught him dozens of cultivation techniques. By combining these ideas, he had managed to create a pinnacle meditation technique that absorbed qi at a crazy rate. He felt he should teach his little sister in memory of another relative from his formed life.

Before his death, Robert had only gotten along with one family member; his younger sister. His father had left the family when Robert was still in pre-school. While his mother kicked him out of home before he was ready.

Robert teared up in sorrow at remembering how his mother had abandoned him. Like a baby bird kicked out of the nest.

"I was only forty-five years old," Robert fumed at the memory of his heartless mother.

"Why are you sad?" Robert's little sister sent a telepathic question.

"I'm not sad," lied Robert. "Just a bit of dust in my eye. Cough! Cough! This womb is a bit dusty."

"My side isn't dusty," replied his little sister.

"That's because I took all the dust to my side," Robert expanded his lie. "I didn't want you to get sick."

"You're so thoughtful big brother," Robert's womb-mate thanked him.

Such a lie wouldn't work on a normal person. But children, especially pre-born ones, were rather gullible. Like the time this author told a child that the wind was made by waving trees. Or the time this author told a child that ghosts lived on the other side of the mirror.

"Uhurm!" Robert cleared his throat to refocus the story back on him.

Anyway, Robert's only pleasant relative had been his little sister. She played online games with him and paid for his holidays to Mexico where she lived. All he ever had to do was meet her friend on the United States side of border and give him powder filled water balloons which Robert's sister playfully hid up Robert's rectum. Such a playful little sister.

Robert's only regret was that he'd never said goodbye to her. However, that regret was now mitigated because he had a new little sister. He made a silent promise to do his big brother duty and always protect her. He also began to teach her how to meditate.

The white haired Robert and his black haired little sister were head to foot in the womb. Like a strange Yin and Yang symbol made from a pair of fetuses. When meditating, the duo would slowly swirl around, like a slowly spiralling Yin and Yang symbol. It was really mystical looking. The fact that they didn't get tangled up in umbilical cords added to the mysticalness.

The slowly spiralling Yin and Yang fetuses sometimes made their mother uncomfortable. One day, the twins where engaged in much quicker swirly meditation than usual, because Robert's little sister was about to break through from the Pre-Cultivation Initiating Stage to Pre-Cultivation Condensing Stage. This caused Green Peach Maiden enough discomfort that she finally went to consult with the physician who lived in the Valley of Echoes. He gave her an unexpected diagnosis; she was pregnant.

"I'm pregnant!" Green Peach Maiden loudly exclaimed.

"I'm pregnant!"

"I'm pregnant!"

"I'm pregnant!"

The shocking statement echoed across the valley.

"Someone is in trouble," a tall bystander declared.

"Do you think this has anything to do with the ominous event mentioned in the second chapter?" a short bystander asked.

"I doubt it," said the tall bystander. "These chapters follow a set chronological order."

"But that fisherman guy, who we've never met, can transcend time and space," retorted the short bystander.

This potentially important statement made both of them fall silent.

Meanwhile, the physician named Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version, was quickly explaining the birds and the bees to the young, future mother.

"I see," said Green Peach Maiden. "Birds evolved from dinosaurs. And according to some scientists, humans would die out if bees go extinct."

"Precisely," said Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version.

"Well, now I'll definitely pass my next evolutionary ecology test," smiled Green Peach Maiden.

With that the happy future mother left the surgery. Never realizing that the Physician's clever tactic to avoid answering questions he had no knowledge about, had worked.

After she left, another patient walked in. This former man had a truly troubling question. The physician sighed sadly as he explained the gravest consequence of a sex change; no longer being able to pee when standing up.

"I can no longer pee when standing up!" Hero Who Protected Her Fellow Women shouted in horror.

"I can no longer pee when standing up!"

"I can no longer pee when standing up!"

"I can no longer pee when standing up!"

The shocking statement echoed across the valley and Accomplished Perfect Physician But Not The DC Comics Version regretted setting up a surgery in the Valley of Echoes. Sure, the rent was cheap, but doctor-patient confidentiality sucked.

"Poor person," Green Peach Maiden sympathized with the other woman's pain.

She too regretted her lack of vertical peeing capabilities. It had caused her much sadness. She recalled how her father, the Sect Master of the Heavenly Golden Shower Sect had died in sorrow. After having sired only daughters.

He had in fact been betrayed by his number one disciple; Better Then Lu Bu And Even More Traitorous. The traitorous traitor, known for his underhanded fighting skills used unexpected underhanded means to win in a death-match.

"Father, you will be avenged," promised Green Peach Maiden.

She had never made such a vow before, because as far as martial arts were concerned, she was rather terrible. The Heavenly Golden Shower Sect's techniques just weren't suited to her. However, now that she was pregnant, she felt that there was hope for revenge.

The thought of her future son, beating Better Then Lu Bu And Even More Traitorous, made her smile. She couldn't wait to see him rip out her enemy's intestines and use them to strangle her enemy to death, before parading her enemy's corpse like a bloodied marionette.

"Why are you so happy?" a frosty voice asked her.

"Princess With Skin Like Jade Number 532C," gasped Green Peach Maiden on spotting the fairy-like beauty. "I was just engaged in girly fantasy thoughts."

"Oh," the Princess pouted. "Girly fantasy thoughts… like your future son ripping out your enemy's intestines and using them to strangle your enemy to death, before parading your enemy's corpse like a bloodied marionette. Those sort of girly fantasy thoughts? I have those too."

"Exactly," smiled Green Peach Maiden.

She was amazed at how down to earth the Princess was. Usually she never said more than a few words to the Princess because she expected someone with such a high status to have more refined interests. Like coffee enemas and bondage sex.

"You think too small," ridiculed Princess With Skin Like Jade Number 532C. "Why have your future son merely kill your enemy? He should also kill your enemy's family, so they can't get revenge."

"That makes sense," agreed Green Peach Maiden.

She took out her note book and began to write, "Note to self. Kill your enemy's whole family so they can't take revenge. Also, get a million year old ginseng to prepare future son for his path of vengeance."

"Of course, that can only happen if your future son is strong enough," scoffed the Princess.

She knew who Green Peach Maiden's enemy was. And was aware that he led one of the of her kingdom's strongest sects which possessed truly powerful combat techniques. The Heavenly Golden Shower Sect's Poisonous Golden Snow Of Heavenly Vengeance and its Eye Burning Golden Liquid Of Heavenly Vengeance attacks had ended the life of more than one martial arts master.

"My son will be very strong!" declared Peach Green Maiden defiantly.

"You associate with stable boys and that pervy old butler with the twitchy eye," laughed the Princess. "Their children will be weak."

"My son's father is General With Fierce Brows The Color Of Snow," Green Peach Maiden blurted out, sealing her fate and ending yet another chapter on a cliff-hanger.