Cheiftain? Bitch I don't care who you are? Also what's a slime?!

Laying in a voidish river of black, bruh, I swear my mind is so dark, what am I an emo, gimma some nice colors to this dark ass rivers, I like the color magenta, add some of that with a light blue and trees wherever the not river is?

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Waking up, I woke up on a rectangle of stone, in a room made of chiseled stone, the suroundings were empty but the room was covered in this scented smoke like wisp of mist, were there incense burning?

Looking around, to my left there was another stone bed like the one I was laying on, and on that huge mount of stone, there was Mariah... It's Mariah!

Looking around and then back to her, I tried moving but my body was so fucking heavy, but can't move it, it hurts to much anyways, how the hell can I sit up but not move!

Looking over to Mariah I looked her up and down, she had plants of weird shapes and texture wrapped around her neck laced with something like linen thread, that must have been like where the blood came from?

She looks safe??

Falling back and laying there, yeah, she's safe, it'll be alright, looking to the ceiling I can't believe we survived that, but I'm glad, first year in and I'm dead, now that.

That would be embarrassing.

Hahaha!

Yeah, that would be so embarrassing.

Thinking to myself, strange voices came in, "Ya'bahalouë qûencei gálmando" and sitting back up, I froze. I froze as these 2 Goliath motherfuckers walked into the room.

Both with thick black hair and the bodies of spaniards.

The largest one had the body of a human giant but the toughness of the solid stone around us, the other was lithe but just as fucking dense and astounding that it was so so horrifing, their eyes were sharp, bodies hairless asides from the hair on their head, the big one with hair to his shoulders and the lithe one with hair to his ear tips.

And looking at them you couldn't tell that they weren't humans until you looked back to see 2 large monkey tails.

They were also monkeys? What the fuck!?

And how come they can speak normally?!!!

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The two men came into the room and as they did they went back and forth with each other till they noticed me awake and sitting at one of the stone beds, and when they did the lithe man looked to the giant man and spoketo'him.

Saying something and then looking over to me, he looked back to the man and then excused himself in a formal manner, what the heck is going on? I'm confused.

"We heard what happened little one"

A voice bounced in my head confusing me, so fucking much, who the hell are you! What are you! Why am I a fucking monkey by the way!

"You and the girl have been resting for a weeks time"

Bruh, you going to answer my question, you in my head, wait are you the big giant bitch in front of me, I swear to dios, answer my question or I'll take your freaking legs bro.

"For someone not even a year in age, you've shown great promis for our tribe Young Man, when your a few years older, I insist that you participate in the warrior trails of the Camolot empire to become a knight for the Dark Monkey Tribe, it's a great honor and I think you have what it takes"

bruh I need context!?

What are you even talking about!

ALSO I'M NOT A GUY ASSHAT!

Bruh started fucking talking like I knew what was going on, he didn't even listen to what I had to say, sexist fuck, also, I don't even know what's going on here, my mans be like, do this do that, go fucking shoot your knees out, who the fuk does he even think he fucking is!

"As cheiftain of our tribe, I hope you don't let me down"

Oh. . .

THAT'S WHO HE IS!!!. .

Well, fuck you.

Get someone else to do it, I'm not loyal to you bruv, I'm at most loyal to my mom and Mariah, bruh you don't even matter to me that's how low you are on my shoes.

That I don't have but will pretend are there...

Looking over to Mariah, "She wasn't as hurt as you, she'll be fine in a few more days, I suggest you rest longer though, the wise ones said you should have died"

Now he's telling me, fuck, "But you were extremely lucky"

"You have the elders magic to thank for your survival"

"You owe us little one"

Bruh you sound like a fucking lunatic cultist, magic ain't real and I don't owe you shit, I didn't ask for you to save me, I asked y'all to save her, humph!

. . . . .

After whatever the hell that was, I went back to resting and recovering and after 2 weeks of resting in that stone room with an occasional gift of food from the recovered Mariah, who stayed with me after she recovered and woke up, I was finally able to get up and leave that healing place.

Going back to the outer core from a room in the inner core, I came back to my friends and I even stopped by my mom who I'm pretty sure wasn't worried about me, she ain't raise a bitch, she knew I'd be alright or die a badass.

Which I'm fine with and I'm pretty sure she might be too~

Yup...

Anyways, after coming back and seeing everyone, we returned to normal life, I'd hang out with the others, the only difference was I was supposed to lay off of climbing and swinging for a while so I more or less took it easy for the rest of the month, Mariah stayed with me the entire time, she's such a sweetheart, I love this girl, so sweet~

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8 Months Since Birth:

It's been a month, after a full recovery and even getting a little bigger, Juan had another idea, I was really interested in this one, however I was unsure since it might have put her in danger again, even though it was my fault for not being careful enough, we shouldn't do that again?

But. . .

I wanna hear this.

Going back to the meeting spot of the kids in the east side of the outer core, Juan had something to say, "I've heard of a pack of slimes coming close to our territory from others, let's check it out and get rid of slimes" he signed but I was so confused? What the hell did he mean by slimes? Was it code for something?

Now I have to check this out.

"Everyone, let's go see them" Juan signed

And just like last time, we all followed that crazy motherfucker to go look for those slimes.