Trading For Medicinal Herbs

"What? Jade talismans?"

An afro-sporting head popped in through the window. It was none other than the scoundrelly Trendy Taoist Master.

Shabby Taoist Master was shocked and nearly jumped.

He turned around and was ready to curse.

'Dammit, does he have dog ears? How did he hear that?'

He quickly covered the phone and shook his head at Trendy Taoist Master. "No, no jade talismans! You must have misheard! Hahahaha!"

"Huh? Jade talismans?"

Another head popped in from the other side of the window.

'…F*ck!' Shabby Taoist Master cursed under his breath. He squeezed a smile on his face and shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no jade talismans!" He said sincerely.

"What? Jade talismans? Where?"

He heard a slight rustle of the tiles on his roof. Then, a head popped into the window from above.

Shabby Taoist Master rolled his eyes.

'Dammit! Do they all have dogs' ears?