3 Why hello there!

It was a beautiful day in Orario, the markets bustling and rustling with the sounds of commerce and smiles, arguments were heard and people were living their lives. A majority of armored people were looking around for good deals and trades, others were looking for better pieces of armor or freelance blacksmiths for some cheap repairs.

These armored people were the adventurers, people who risked their live to keep the city safe, people who wanted to strike it rich, people who are motivated by goas beyond our understanding, these people that risk their lives by the hundreds are an essential part of the economy in Orario. The materials that they bring back to the surface are essential in the stability of the city.

Now where is our hero you ask? My answer to you is go fuck yourselves you pieces of shits. It was me the whole fucking time hehehe. No but seriously the economy of this place is stable as fuck even without the wannabe heroes wandering the streets around here.

You wonder what I'm doing? Well to answer your question, I relocated from the slums to a marketplace about a couple hundred meters from both the Guild, which I took a look at and noticed nothing wrong, and the Dungeon, which was this huge fucking hole in the ground right beneath the tower of Babel. My gameplan here was to try and see if I could beg for a couple Valis and buy some info, I know sounds stupid right? Of course it is, because it was never my plan in the first place.

I literally just wanted to see the way these people live because well, let's be honest they probably won't live long enough. This is something that I supposedly used to do back in my old life. Ever since I came here I had so many questions about how cool the world of magic, gods, and waifus could be, and all I have to say is that it's really a novel life for them.

Sure they were under the constant threat from a possible break for the dungeon but then again, to their minds the pros outweigh the cons.

(*crash* EYY what the fuck are you doing you idiot watch where your going!) screamed a random person on a cart in the vicinity of the area.

{Well, looks like it's showtime.} Frank thinks to himself as a smile widens on his face. {System, how many Rolls do I have left on the [Gacha]?} Frank inquires.

[Host, you currently have 4 [Rare] Rolls and 2 [Legendary] Rolls, and your luck has been given it's daily replenishment.]

Y'all heard that right? My luck replenishes, and it's by the daily. The system said the amount of luck I replenish is tantamount to my Karma. Meaning if I do good, I get a higher amount of Luck everyday, the opposite however still stands, if I do anything seemingly cliche levels of bad guy to anyone, Imma be in for some bad times man. Now my title [Lucky Guy] doubles my luck whenever I receive it right? It helps so much in my plans to keep myself alive in this world.

Truthfully I would much rather stay behind the scenes, but while my mind says no my body says harder dadd- I MEAN IT'S BORING YES YES THAT'S WHAT I MEANT BORING, anyways being relatively within the spotlight should garner me some good Karma while keeping myself safe in the white rabbit's nicely chonky plot armor.

Now let's test our luck shall we? (System, roll.) I say with conviction whilst leaving the market and heading straight for the dungeon.

[Calculating Luck, verifying Roll Ticket, ROLLING] the system prompt shows up in my face as I wait for the process to finish.

[Congratulations Host, you have gained the following:

[Simple Weapon Blueprint(Gun)](one-time use)

- it goes boom and a brown thing comes out of the hole at the front of it. Tear it apart to gain a random gun.

Chances:

Pistol: 50%

SMG: 25%

LMG:20%

Special Weapon:5%

[Claws of the Deep] (Active Skill)

- warps your hands into four long blade-like claws for an indefinite amount of time.

[Rage of the Madman](Active Skill)

-uses the wrath of man, who had lost everything but his purpose. Increases power the longer one uses it.

WARNING: Natural limiter has been placed upon the skill due to the possible backlash from it! Should you wish to use the skill at it's full power, it WILL corrupt you. Please take caution when using the skill.

[Luck +200](one-time use)

-use this card to generate +200 Luck

[The Inheritance of the Pink Omega]

-you shall be next one, you shall surpass the last one, and you will nyeeeeeesssssssssss b0oss.

WARNING: Should you integrate with this card, you will gain the powers of an entity higher than mere gods, you shall be an Omega, the strongest one of them, the Pink Omega. The influence on your mind would tear your mind and body apart. Please train your body until it's strong enough.

[The Will of the Hellwalker]

-In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bile of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.

WARNING: The possibility of mental corruption has increased to #$!#@!#$@$@!%#%!@#!$^&^&$#^@^#&#%$ please exercise caution when integrating with card.

{. . . . . . . . . . . . . huh? HUH?! Oh my fucking god I got the Doom Slayer AND Pink Guy! Wait a minute, SYSTEM HOW MUCH LUCK DO I HAVE LEFT?} Frank thinks as he remembers what the System said about the way his Luck affects the Rolls.

[Host currently has:

Luck:-50000

( . . . . . . . . . .I fucking hate myself.) Frank mumbles as he walks faster to the Dungeon, intending to use it the way it's been used ever since. Or will he?

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