Don't Wanna Get Next To Me

/Frank POV/

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Well then, I suppose you're quite bored as of this moment? Well say no more! Introducing yet another hellhole chapter of this shit! For your amusement, and mine, I present, cancer in a can! Hope you all enjoy!

After that might of full on binging I then took a moment to think off myself as I took a bath. Things were define as they were, and they will be better as long as things go somewhat okay.

(Well, I guess I have to go and train with the new toy!) I said to myself happily as I then dried off and changed within the bathroom. A real intellectual would bring their fresh clothes with them so that they can change instantly after washing and drying off.

I then put on my famous Tuxedo and gloves as I then walked back into the room. Thy were still asleep and the bed seemed to be mildly wet. I don't wanna know what that liquid is so I simply ignored it.

I walked out and noticed that there was someone in the hallway as well. Well then, I didn't expect for them to be here in the first place. (Miss Cranel? What exactly are you doing here?) I asked her as she then jolted from fright.

(I-I'd like to know that as well! Wy are you here as well?) she pointed at me as I then looked at her as if she was stupid. Scratch that, she was stupid. I guess all that time with Zeus fried her brains to mush and putty.

(I live here Miss Cranel and I own this whole place. I get to wander as I please and go where I please in this compound. What I wanna know is what are you, a person that I, for a fact, know is incapable of coming here?)

After I asked her she then stammered a couple dozen times before she finally answered me. (I-I'm lost okay!) she should eat me with the most cliché anime crocodile tears. I swear I try to keep my sanity there but fuck is it ever being challenged.

(Okay let me get this straight Miss Cranel? You were able to circumvent an entire multitude of room and corridors and find your way towards the hallway that I myself reside in?) I asked her one last time as she then nodded as she was about to cry.

(Please don't cry, because I myself feel like I want to shed an absurd amount of tears with that statement of yours.) I told her as she then jolted again. I didn't even do anything noteworthy, why the fuck are you surprised?! I, I don't even fucking know anymore! I give up knowing!

(*sighs with absolute malice* Fine! Come along with me, I'm gonna try and do some sword training. I just have to do something really quick.) After I said those words she nodded along as I simply poked her forehead and brought her into a completely desolate plain. Or what was otherwise known as the 19th Floor.

(Okay Miss Cranel, you take cover over there and watch me because I'm absolutely bored right now.) I said to her as she nodded at my words. The Domain came out and said hello to me as I then got ready to hold a super weapon in my hands.

(Rebellion!) I called out as I felt the sword appear in my hand. {Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit I have a demon's weapon in my hands!} I thought to myself with absolute glee. Like shit man, this is the sword of a dude who was able to go against a fucking Demon King!

Not only that, but the dude that was essentially Satan in their reality! That's some next level shit right there! And to think that I'd be able to get this thing as a free weapon, it's just fucking maddening, and mindbreaking! God I wish I had the Yamato as well, then I'd just pull a Vergil and make so much shit edgy!

I then swung it around a couple of times. It was, to say the least, extremely light for a sword. Like shit this thing was made to fucking swing fast without breaking easily. I then wonder what kind of shit I could do with this.

That's until I had the great idea of adding Argent Energy into it. Now I know what you're thinking, Frank, that's not a good idea, that's a really bad fucking idea! You should not add something super demonic into a weapon that is already super demonic in nature!

I say to you F R A N K Y E S. I then push as much Argent as I could gather and notice that the sword was starting to make itself a lot more red. At this rate if I added the Crucible then things would just fucking spital out of control.

So no that I added the Argent I swung it with the thought and intent to make a huge energy slash. And it did not disappoint me, because holy shit the hole that it left there in the ground nearly penetrated seven more floors.

But Frank, just seven? I'm joking, that shit penetrated for twenty floors before it seemed to dissipate away. Now, that alone is gonna be something very worrisome, but what if, say, I added the enchants?

[/enchant @s sharpness 500,000,000]

[/enchant @s smite 500,000,000,000]

[/enchant @s unbreaking 1,000,000,000,000]

[/enchant @s mending 2,000,000,000,000]

[/enchant @s life_steal 9,999,999,999,999]

[/enchant @s fire_aspect 80]

:D I'm a fucking lunatic and I am not sorry about anything that is gonna happen to anyone. But considering that I've fucking turned this thing from a normal god slayer to "Sweet mother of Jesus what the fuck did you do to that thing?".

You know what I did, I gave it more P O W E R and made myself more M O T I V A T E D. Yes, this is gonna be fun to play around with. I then looked at it in all of its purple shiny glory. It's beautiful to my eyes and I have absolutely no clue what could beat this shit.

Probably something that contains even more power than this. And I am completely certain that there could be something like that lying around somewhere, am I gonna search for it though? Nope *pops the P so hard that Bloop felt ashamed*.

There's only one thing left to do. . . . . wait a fucking minute. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE I COULD BUFF MYSELF WITH THIS THING! You all know that Dante's devil powers were activated when Vergil stabbed him with the Force Edge when it was still in it's unawakened form, but this here, this is just teeming with pure demonic energy.

I can do the exact same thing with this sword that Dante did! And so I raised the blade up and did the proper pose. I then noticed that Belle was still there watching the madman that is me get ready to stab myself.

(Hey Belle!) I shouted out to her as she then looked at me with worry. I really have to learn why do people that I barely interact with decide to feel responsible for me.(Laissez le bon temps rouler!) I shouted sour to HR as I then stabbed the entire sword into my chest. Things then went dark yet again. Oh boy this is not gonna be fun in any way shape or form.

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/Into Frank's Mind Yet Again/

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/3rd POV/

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We then cut to Frank as he then wakes up on the exact same bed and with the exact same eldritch deity acting like a servant. (So we meet again huh?) he said as the deity then nodded once more as she then stripped down to her undergarments.

(I'm not here for that right now. What I wanna know is why the shit are you here when there's no point to serving someone like me?) Frank asked the being as she then answered back. (I saw things Master, things in you that make me feel-) she said as she then climbed on top of Frank (H̵̨̢̡̡̡̧̢̨̨̨̡̨̨̢̢̡̗̼̥̰͚̤̗̟͎̟̲̮̼̹͉͕̻̱͉̙̰͖͔̟͇͚̖̜̻͈̱͕̗͈̤̻̞̖͍̮̗̣̟͓̥̜͈̮̯̫̤̻̳̪͔̗̮̝̲̟͓̬̫̲̤̯̝͉̫͕̺̜͎͖̺͓͕̮̠̗̮͓͕̳̳̪̬̙̠̞͚͓͎͎̰̜͚̜̗̝͖̫͓̼͕̹̦̥͎̣̖͕͕͍̱̥̠͓̞̫̳͕͖̫̹̼͔̖̪͈̘̮͍̘͈͈̳̤͇͔͕̼͍̲̝͖͂̈̆͂̇̓̍͊͂̕͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅƠ̷̢̢̡̢̡̢̢̡̧̨̡̨̛̛̛͇̘͔̞̘̜͚͇̝͚̠̮̮̬̭̻̳͎̠̥͖̗̗̤̖̙͎̮̦̖͈͚͓͔̜͓̫̥͖̳͇̮͓̞͖͎̩̥̭͎͈̫̠̝̪̬̳͍̞̖̙̜̠̱̫͉̫̪͈͙̠̜̳̤̞͉̜͕͚͚̜̙͉̹̗̣̙̙̙̼̼̤̝͖̬͍̙̭̟̮̠̪̪̜̘̦͎͓̣̤͈͙̰̻̺̲̭̲͖̰̝͈͈͚̻̩̻̌͗̆̿̆̂͆̿̽̎͑͋̓͌̑͆̃͌̄̓͋̾̊̇̄̈́́̽͊̏̅͊̑̀̀̋̐͊̔̎̎́̐̇̾̓̿̈̾̏̎̃͒̀̌̈́͆̎̂̑̂̇̈́͐͋̒̆̓̈́̆͒͋̀̐̓̓͗̒̑̀͊̇͑͊̌͋̊̇͗͆̒̔̌́̉̂͐̎̌̔̍̐̇̄͑̽̈́̑̀̋̀̈̆̐́͑̒͌̒͛͆͐̋̐̈̀̈́̌̈́́̈̊̾̎̒͆̎̈́̇͛͘̕̚̚̕͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͜͠͝͠͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅT̵̨̧̧̡̡̡̨̡̧̢̨̡̢̨͈̻̼̹̳͓̫̬̜͉̻͖̞͎̖̜̳̖̞͍̯͎̱̟̖̠̟͇̦͔͎͎̺̯̟͉͕̹̙͈̰̺̜̞̞͇̹͖̼͉̥̻̝̳̘͍̩̩̩͔̼͇̜̮̼̱̺̳͔̤̗̣̘̝̥̬̻͉̼̹͎̘͓͓͕̪͎̺̳̹̠̘̭̱̺̠̻̺̮͍̭̻̪̮͉̪̖̮̹͙̬͚̭̪͙̬͖̲̳͖͍̯͕͕̹̤̻͚͍̻̯̣̞̭̬͇͍͇̹͚̼͚̲͇̳͍̥̠̖̖̭͍̣̲̰͓̭̞͋̂̎̿̂͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅ) she finished her sentence as her eye then turned darker than the darkest void in existence and non-existence at the same time.

(You know I was expecting a lot more from a being that birthed reality via their dreams, I did not expect this, and I have to say, I am very very disappointed.) Frank said as he then pushed her off and tried to walk away.

Tried is the right word since it only took a fraction of a moment for Azathoth to put him back into the same bed. Only this time he was chained up. (Really?) he said sarcastically as he sighed st her actions. (I am not in the mood right now, go and do something useful for me, like, manifest in reality via some sort of avatar or some shit like that?)

Azathoth then took a moment to think and smiled even more maliciously at her self-proclaimed Master. (That's such a great idea Master! I should go and find a suitable host right now!) she said as Frank opens his eyes in shock.

(Woah woah woah! I was mildly joking! You could just make your own you know that right?! You don't need to go and found another cult in this world as well!) Frank said as Azathoth pouted at his words. (But it's more fun this way, Master~) she said as she nibbled Frank's ear before getting off and snapping her clothes back on.

(Honestly speaking, I don't know why you chose the French maid aesthetic. Sure they're sexy and all but that's not my type, I am an avid fan of the Victorian style due to the fact that I can wear a tailcoat and gloves and it would look good!) Frank spoke his thoughts in a world where his thoughts and powers are made manifest.

(I see then Master.) Azathoth said as she then catered to HR Master's desires. (Yeah it's cool and all but can you-) and right before he could finish his sentence he had the exact same butler attire that Sebastian had.

(Now I feel snazzy! This is my personal peak when it come to style!) he said as he then manifested a mirror to admire himself with. (Well Azathoth, you've tried pretty damn hard to take away my virginity, but once again you have failed. How does that make you feel?) Frank sides as Azathoth put in a thinking pose.

(I think~) she said as she quickly ran over and stole a kiss from Frank's lips. (That I like it this way~} she said as she then waved Frank goodbye. (Damn it!) he cursed out one last time as he accidentally let his guard down.

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/Back in the real world/

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Belle was absolutely shocked that she saw what had happened to Frank the dungeon master. She knew that he was a terrible person but he tried to kill himself! {I need to go and find Kami-sama! She'll know what to do!} she thought as she then tried her hardest to drag the body of Frank along.

Meanwhile the monsters and even the Domain itself felt something happening to themselves. They felt even stronger than before. Almost as if there was something going on with the dungeon master.

Unfortunately there were thins going on, and the Domain was shocked to have seen what had happened. She was so shocked about that, that she never noticed that there was a constant influx of energy going into the physical body that she used.

The energy was forcing the body to grow at an unprecedented rate. It only stopped when the Domain finally found the reason and did it's best to try and help it's Master. Unfortunately he was still in a dreamlike state, so there wasn't much that she could do.

Except, for releasing another god into the dungeon and coercing them to help her Master. It was a risky decision but it was one that was going through her mind the most. All that mattered was that her Master was fine.