I could be a better boyfriend than him. Why won’t you give me a chance? I’d love you like no other, no one could understand you like I do No one would touch you like I do, no one has fantasized being with you more than me. We’ve known each other for years and you still chose him. Even though he’s my best friend. Why? Why not me? I wouldn’t dump you in a bar in front of everyone. I could do so much more than he ever could. I would do so much more to you than him. I can be everything you need. I’d never leave you alone in a bar. The universe must have designed us for each other.