1 Man make cheese

Man is a being with the power to do absoutely anything he wants to do, aka omnipotence, and what he what he does next will shock you!!

Man teleports himself to a random location in the universe. After he teleports himself, he looks around at his surroundings before raising and reaching his hand out, and snapping his fingers.

VVVVWWWWUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!

A giant wheel of cheese, that is 10,000 times the size of the sun, is created instantly.

A small smirk appears on the face of Man and he says just two words, "hah, funny"...

To be continued...