Chapter 1: Life is good

<"Wait! I swear! It wasn't me! Hey, stop! Don't do it!... NO!...">

<"I'LL KILL YOU!">

"Aghh! What the hell? That stupid dream again... probably from a movie I watched or something." Said the young man with pale skin and sparkling yellow eyes getting up from bed.

"Idan~! Come down. Breakfast is ready!" A woman with a rough voice yelled from the living room downstairs.

Idan stayed silent as the woman's voice increased "COME DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT, YOU BRAT! OR I'LL GO UP AND DRAG YOU DOWN HERE MYSELF! PUNK!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming! Jeez, Do you have to yell early in the morning?" Said Idan walking down the stairs, with an extremely annoyed face.

"How many times has it been already? Hmm... EVERY SINGLE DAY! YOU'VE BEEN LATE TO SCHOOL SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR!" Said the woman holding a pan of fried eggs.

"Whatever. School is boring."

The woman looked at him with a discouraged face. As if she was looking at a rock, eating fried eggs. "Sigh... I'm worried Idan, about your future. You can't stay in this house for the rest of your life. Have you thought of what your gonna do?"

"Hmm. I don't know. I'll probably be a waiter or an athlete since I'm good in sports." He muttered while eating with a full mouth.

"I can't understand you. Swallow first, idiot" she said with an annoyed yet warm expression "It's time for school. If your late again I'll spank you when your back."

"Yes, yes. Whatever Berta," said Idan with a tired face.

Berta's face gloomed a little as Idan said her name "Okay. Come back safe. I love you~!"

Idan opened the door and started running to school.

"YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPENED! YOU DORK!"

The streets were peaceful in the morning. Idan lived in a small city in Russia. Although Idan obviously wasn't Russian he was adopted by Berta when she found him roaming on the streets alone five years ago while he looked like an 11-year-old boy.

Idan didn't know who he was or where to go because of the weird amnesia he had, so nobody really knew his age, they could only guess by looking at his appearance.

Berta is a strong 45-year-old firewoman and by firewoman I mean firefighter. She has curly dark red hair and lots of wrinkles on her face, too many for her age. She had a husband, but he died from lung cancer 7 months before finding Idan. Which made Idan the savior of her long-forgotten depression.

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"Crap! I'm late!" said Idan while listening to the annoyingly loud ringing of the school bell.

He went up the stairs silently and entered his class through the back door, trying to sneak to his seat without the teacher noticing.

"OH MY~, HI IDAN~! YOUR LATE AGAIN~." An annoying young man with an ugly face that wasn't in a very friendly relationship with Idan, shouted with the purpose of the teacher noticing Idan's late arrival.

"Ugh." Idan looked at him as if he was about to kick his face a hundred yards from Russia.

"Oh, it's you, mister Idan it looks like your late again. Your house isn't even that far from here, yet your late every day. Sigh... go stand outside by the door, you can come back once the bell rings." Said the teacher standing by the blackboard with an unsurprised look on his face.

"Yes sir."

Idan walked out the door passing by his teacher. 'Once the bell rings? There's an entire two hours until then. Did he expect me to stand here all that time?' Thought Idan.

'LOL, no way geezer. I'm leaving.'

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'Hm!?'

"Okay Idan, you must be tired, get your stuff and head to the next class" The teacher opened the door and invited Idan in.

"Huh? But you said once the bell rings..." said Idan with a confused face.

"What? The bell just rang. Did your brain go numb along with your legs or something? ...Hello~? GO GET YOUR STUFF AND HEAD TO YOUR NEXT CLASS!

"O-oh Yes. okay." Idan probably thought he was going insane.

Idan went to his seat and grabbed his English book, even though he had biology next...

"Um. Idan, what's up? You were acting real weird with the teacher there. Haha, maybe what he said was true LOL." Said Zack, Idan's classmate that sits next to him.

"Shut up. What time is it?"

"Huh? Oh, skin and bones haha." Said Zack as he looked at his empty wrist and tried to be funny.

"God, your so annoying. Don't talk to me."

"Wait Idan, it's ten-thirty come back~!"

Idan had a chilled face but was actually shocked. 'Ten-thirty? Did I really stand there for two hours? It felt more like two minutes. Hmm, I must be going crazy.'

Idan entered the biology class and sat in the back.

"Good morning children, please take a seat and open your books to page 34, we'll be reading this scientist's biography and then we'll do the exercises 1, 2, 3, and 7, 8 from page 35." The biology teacher was an old woman with black hair. She was known for giving piles of homework every day.

"Oh, what the, why did I bring my English book? Ugh, what's wrong with me today?"

PLOP, PLOP, PLOP

Idan turned around when someone was spitting little paper balls at him from behind.

"Hey loonie, you finally turned around huh? How about you pay attention in class and bring the right books next time? hahaha!" Said the pathetic douchebag as he looked around class to see who was laughing with him.

"Oh my, I heard you went into a haunted house and they offered you a job, is that true? It must be, with a face like yours I'd wish I was blind LOL." Idan answered with an amazing comeback as the class started to laugh.

The douchebag on the other hand looked more embarrassed than an old lady showering in public.

"Meet me after class, brat." He said while clicking his fingers and looking at Idan with an angered face.

"What? No. You'll probably hit me."

"You don't really have a choice punk. I'll wait for you outside hehe." said the douchebag with a disgusting smirk on his face.

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"Fuck, now what? He's probably waiting at the door, so the logical answer would be... Jumping out the window!" Idan took his backpack and jumped out the window... The biology class was on the third floor.

People who don't know Idan would think that he's committing suicide, but the few people who do know him well would think that to Idan, jumping out the window on the third floor of a five-floor building is like pressing 'A' on the keyboard, that easy.

Idan looked like a monkey while climbing down the building though.

"Hah, easy peasy. Time to go home... and receive Berta's exclusive spanking... sigh..." said Idan as he was one block away from his house.

As Idan got close to his house he noticed that the door was slightly open.

"Berta I'm ho- BERTA!?" Idan was shocked when he saw the house all messed up. There were broken vases on the floor, papers everywhere and Berta was..."