1 the man behind the screen???

it was a snowy day outside it was perfect for a nice scary video game but i couldnt find a really good one on my Xbox "fuck it imma just play fortnite" i said. i started playing fortnite and there was a player called 1x2285Jefrey and i was like "lets talk to this bitch" so i said "hey" and he said "hi" and we were friends for a couple of months and i was so much fun then i said "i have a birthday coming up" cause i had a birthday coming up and he said "okay give me your address and ill send you your package for your birthday" AND THE LITTLE ME WITHOUT FUCKING THINKING WENT "okay *gives address*" and that ladys and gentleman was the worst things i have ever said on the internet a couple days later when i came home from school both of my parents got hanged from our tree in the backyard then i ran up to my sisters bedroom she was murderd then i ran outside just then i felt a hand on my shoulder "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"