Rufubin City

"Hey idiot, yeah you, fuck you!!" = Conversations

'Idiot?! Me?! I hate this guy...!' = Thoughts

"Begone Thot!" = Spells, Attacks, Rage moments, demonic forms, yada yada yada. You get the point.

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Enma's POV

"Ne, is this normal Peko?" Pekora asked me as we were tied up to a tree, upside down.

"Hmm, in the eyes of bandits, yeah this is pretty normal Peko-chan." I answered nonchalantly while trying to talk to the bandits.

"Yo oji-san, do you know the way to Rufubin City?" Grabbing the attention of one of the older bandits around, I asked him.

"Shut up pretty boy! It's useless even if you know, you're already dead the moment we caught you!" He leered at me, and said some more words that I didn't bother to pay attention to.

"Oi! I'm talking to you pretty boy, you see, that hell spawn friend of yours right there fetch some nice V-coins on the black market. You get where I'm going here brat? As for you, with a pretty face like that, heh, I know some of my brothers here have some weird feti--- AGHHHH!" I didn't let him finish that disgusting sentence and monologue of his. With a snap of my fingers, the rope binding us suddenly loosened, dropping both of us to the ground head first. On the way down, I also used Force Pulse and launched the older bandit away.

"Kyahhh!" I heard Pekora squealing right beside me as we plummet down the ground, with but a twist, I landed gracefully and opened my arms, catching Pekora in a bridal carry.

"Warn me before you do something like that peko!" I only giggled at her and settled her down.

"Maa maa~ I caught you in the end didn't I?" Waving my hands leisurely, I glanced at the bandits with mirth.

"H-h-how?!" Bandit coward asked me in shocked. I shrugged my shoulders and replied.

"Just a simple trick really."

"Huh?! What kind of lame trick is that?!" Bandit dumb face remarked rather lamely. Every single one of us, even his comrades, deadpanned at him at his stupid remark.

"Believe what you want, but enough chit chat. I still have some questions to ask." Turning a tiny bit serious, I chanted a low ranking transformation spell, I casted it on the rope that was used to tie us up.

~A few minutes later...~(SHUBA SHUBA!)

"This is amusing isn't it Peko-chan?" I remarked mischievously as I watch the bandits run around getting chased by big ass anacondas. I glanced at Pekora only to find her laughing her bunny ass off, I giggled with her as we both stood there, watching grown men running around like headless chickens.

Having enough of it, I tapped my foot twice on the ground and the anacondas immediately became thick chains and wrapped around the bandits. Tying them down effectively.

"You *huff finally *huff stopped *huff playing with them, I thought I was going to die due to too much laughter peko." Pekora said in between breaths as she softly punches my shoulder.

"Oh shut it Usagi, you were enjoying it too." Giggling as I look away from her rather resentful eyes, I always wonder why she hates it when I call her that. It's one of the reasons I decided to keep on using it, I always get to see her cute annoyed face.

"Anyway peko. Why didn't you do this in the first place?" I shrugged at her confused face and replied earnestly. Plus this is a perfect opportunity for a pun!

"Eh, I was trying to use the peaceful approach. The oji-san didn't want any of it, as such, with no choice and my hands are tied earlier. I decided to do the lethal not so lethal approach." Smirking in pride, I looked at Pekora for some kind of laugh or giggle, but she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.

"You really have some loose screws in your head peko. Why did I bother to follow you anyway in the first place?" Pekora face palmed and look away from me.

"Oi! It wasn't that bad, I think? And answering your question, because we are tied together by fate, umu!" Beaming with pride at my pun, I received a slap on the head by Pekora.

"Itai! Fine fine, I'll stop with my awesome puns, spoilsport." With that said, I looked back at the bandits, only to find them trying to bite the chains, that is obviously, made of metal.

"Umu, now then. You lot are going to answer my simple question, capiche?" Smirking and flicking my finger, I looked at the bandits who are now gazing at me with fear and awe. I also saw recognition in midst of those emotions.

'Huh, looks like they figured it out.' Chuckling in amusement, I watched as one of them stuttered out.

"A-a-a Magician! Shit! Oi Jerry this is your fault!" Mr. Bald bandit started the blaming game and viola, chaos.

"Shhh! I'm supposed to interrogate you, I don't have the time to be bothered on your petty problems. Now, which way is Rufubin City?" Once I asked the question, every single one of them pointed in one direction. East huh, opposite of where we came from.

"Now ain't that so hard? Welp, I'm done with you lot, good bye! Peko-chan! We are going east!" And with that ending note, I snapped my finger, and the heavy chains from earlier suddenly transformed back into anacondas. This made the bandits panic, then they began to struggle and shriek like little girls . Ah, music to my ears.

"You're thinking of something weird again, aren't you peko?" Ack! She saw through me!

"Oh you wound me dear Peko, I'm not sadistic okay?" She only looked at me more suspiciously than before.

'Shittttt! Uhm, ah yes! Carrots!' I heaved a sigh of relief and took out a carrot from my Spatial Dimension.

"Want some?" Waving it in front of Pekora, I thought that she wouldn't suspect anything anymore.

"You are bad at lying peko. The moment someone sees through you, you will immediately try to bribe them or distract them peko." Ack!! It didn't worked!

"As such, I'm taking this carrot peko." Eh? Before I can react, the carrot in my hand is gone. Hearing munching sounds, I looked up at Pekora and see her happily munching on it, as she hops about.

'This Usagi!!! She only wanted to take carrot all along!' I can only shake my head and follow behind her.

~A few hours later and a Chibi Pekora trying to blackmail a expressionless Chibi Enma for more carrots.~

"Looks like we are near peko." Pekora in all her cute dumbness, stated the obvious. I only nodded my head, since I don't want to be pincushioned by sharp carrots again. I'm still befuddled how on holoearth was those carrots sharp.

"Umu, and from the looks of it, we are going to wait for a while before we can go in." I stated as I stared at the long line of people, caravans, mounts, and all things situated right outside the gate.

"Well, Pekora will rest first peko. Pekora is tired of all the walking we did." Oh, she is doing that again, talking on a 3rd perspective.

'She always does this when she is tired. It's cute.' I thought to myself as I seated next to her, waiting at the end of the line.

It didn't take that much long, before its our turn. By then, Pekora has already devoured and munched countless carrots to death. Poor carrots.

"10 V-coins fee in order to get inside." The guard stated sternly as I just shrugged my shoulder and conjured some inside my pocket. Grabbing it out and giving them to the guard, Pekora and I were able to safely enter the prosperous city.

Looking left and right, I can see all kinds people and creatures. Some have goat horns, other look human but have slitted eyes, while a few look entirely different. Such myriad beings really took my curiosity levels high.

Before I can go into a brainstorm, Pekora took my hand and started wade our way out of the sea of people. I snapped out of trance and immediately switched positions with Pekora, now I'm the one in front and took the brunt of bodies smashing together at the endless sea.

'Fucking bitch, who stepped on my toe?! And what the hell is that smell?!' Cursing inside my mind, I was able to finally lead us out of the crowd and stood in front of a restaurant.

"Yatta! We're out of that treacherous crowd. Now then peko, let's find a place to stay!" Hopping up to a small cheer, Pekora smiled at me, to which I smiled back.

"Okay okay, chill. There is still an ocean of people blocking us, let's check this restaurant first. We do have lots of time right now, plus I'm hungry." Chuckling at her enthusiasm, I went inside the restaurant called Asacoco Diner. Weird name, but if the food is good, I have nothing to complain.

Taking Pekora's lithe hand into mine, we both went inside the odd names restaurant.

~Change of POV brought to you by a Chibi Enma drinking ten cans of Asacoco beverages and a Chibi Coco and Chibi Pekora cheering behind him.~

???'s POV

'Hmm? Something powerful just entered the city, I wonder, who could it be?' Sipping from my tea, I looked out my abode and onto the busy streets of Rufubin below.

"This is interesting, Bubba! Come here bud, we got something to do." Calling out to my partner/pet, I grabbed my coat, my monocle, and of course my wand. Hearing Bubba's energetic barks, I smirked and stepped outside of the house.

"Ah city air, how I missed you. Now then! Let's find us a powerful being shall we Bubba?" Glancing down at Bubba, who barks and nods energetically.

"Atta boy! Cmon, time waits for no woman!"

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To be conti-- where are the 'nued'?

"NUDE!" - Chibi Marine waving and smirking at the *error*

A/N: OIII!!