The Introduction

"SHIT, FUCK ,WHY?" (Random Blob creature)

An amorphous blob becomes caltrops, legos, and then a question mark as its anger takes over its form.

"Who the hell destroyed another world. WE almost reached one whole quadra year without a world being destroyed. We would have won the safest branch of the year, but NO some idiot from the future wanted to go back in time to this timezone and mess up my retirement plan. GENIE get the heck over here or so help me Myself I will drag your sorry self all the way to Nifilihelm."

"Oh don't have all your goo in a knot. Either way the day before its completed someone down by galactic cluster sabotaged you and put a nice little bacteria by Pluto. Well you know the rest."

"I am gonna ring out there neck and turn them into a pretzel so help me who did it?"

"Now now, If you want something you have to give something."

"UGH, I was about to sleep, Just tell me what it is."

"Nothing big just want to be a sponsor for a group of looneys."

Slowly a calmness overtakes the blob as the reality of the favor kicks in.

"You, want to become the sponsor of a group. That is such an easy request for me to do that there must be some catch."

"The little lassie instead of asking for near infinite strength and power planned to spend her third wish on me being her sponsor just because she thought it would be more fun for her and her master. Not even for herself. I have lived for a long time. This was a first."

"Hmmm. I assume you want to be the first sponsor which is the only reason you would ask. Fine I will do it. Now who will sabotage me."

"It was qawxsdcfvg from quadrant 5."

"That bastard."

..............

"SHIT, FUCK, WHY" (Robert)

"Eh Master?." (Sophia)

Robert raises himself off the floor and runs his hand over the hole in his chest right above his heart.

"Wait, where the fuck are we at?"

"I am not really sure master."

(' means in the characters head. You are in Roberts here)

'None of this makes sense. I may of been drugged. For all I know a VR suit could be on me and I could be disconnected from myself. That would explain the weird background and death. That's weird though why would they kill me and bring me here instead of trying to extract information from my daily life.'

"Ugh Master."

"Silence"

'Hmm, if it is a simulation they have done a good job on mimicking Sophia's actions. There is a chance that she may be here I must keep that in mind.'

"OH for goodness sake you aren't in any virtual world." (Shana)

"YOU."

Is all that Robert could get out of his mouth as his mind starts to blank in betrayal, regret and remorse. The passive expression on Shana's face morphs into a near similar copy of his as she breaks down into tears running into his arms. A voice filled with love and sadness and a voice filled with shock and warning are heard.

"Master." (Shana & Sophia)

As Sophia attempts to drag Shana away from Roberts body, his moves by reflex to comfort and pet his ex favorite cat. Slowly his mind reeling to what has occurred and reliving the past minutes pushes her away. Facing her and looking at the sorry mess of tears and snot running down her face. He attempts to grab at a handkerchief that he always keeps on him when he wears a suit and realizing the suit isn't on his body becomes shocked at the handkerchief that appears out of thin air.

"Wait? What?" (Sophia & Robert)

"*Sniffle* Okay Master I'll explain." (Shana)

"IF you don't mind dearie I'll do it. I might as well since I will be your first sponsor and tour guide. Now why don't I just bring in the rest" (Genie)

With a wave of the Genie's hand familiar faces pop up around Robert and an almost unanimous Scream of Master is heard as they approach to hug and smother Robert.

"MASTER!" *(20)

"CREATOR"

As that is heard a breach in the joy can be heard as a metallic Silhouette that is familiar yet different to the group approaches Shana with a Metallic gun at the ready.

"Murderer."

As the sound of energy heating up is heard a distinct click sound of an empty gun echoes off.

"Now, Now that was maybe rated top 10 in touching reunions throughout my time, but you had to go ahead and ruin it. Lets just separate and have you all muted. There."

As the bodies move against there wills in a bowing position towards the genie he continues.

"Now let me describe to you where you all are. This is The Lunatics Playground, or Oasis for short."

Slowly confetti and the sound of applause and fireworks can be heard with the distinct royalty free Ooh and Ahhh mixed in. As a neon sign appears above his head saying his words and actions in subtitles. While he raises his allowing the people to stop bowing. Mostly venomous and confused glares stare at him, but he knows if he let those stop him he wouldn't be in this line of work.

"That sign is for those who normally can't hear as temporarily spiritual vessels are made for you all to adjust and adapt to different environments. Sadly, because of someone destroying the world this branch is in panic mode as it scrambles to complete the necessary paperwork for all life forms. You would think they would be a pro by now with the highest number of destroyed world ever, but I digress."

"This is The Lunatics Playground, and -"

The confetti and previous sounds all go off one more time. To the annoyance of the Genie.

"You see this is why we call it Oasis. Oasis is hmmm. How can I best describe it for this world? Think of it as a library. Like the haze(Steam) library. You have access to so many different worlds and features. All in the comfort of your library. You have your inventory and many extra features that you can eventually explore. Just like in real life, everything has a currency and a purpose outside of the library. You can bring back the dead within reason, get an interesting item or ability, buy or donate to books (Worlds), becomes sponsors and so much more. Robert your little Shana can explain more. To my knowledge you perma died a really sad way to go but oh well. So she saved your life by coming back to expedite the process of you joining the playground. So her enemies didn't kill you again. To make things easier to explain to all of you I'll unlock the memory of how you died in the original timeline, stream, flow OH whatever and a few hidden memories here and there for some fun. :D. Especially the one involving how you murdered Shana out of jealousy Sophia Opps. The secret spilled. :D. Well That is all I will send you to your "Masters" Lobby. To speed things up for you guys."

An air quote and *poof* can be heard and seen as the figures in front of the genie get jammed into there spiritual bodies and shipped down the assembly line to there new lobby.

"OI Blob I say you attempt to hear everything I said. The little lassie for her first wish wanted me to keep her happenings a secret so I had my full strength to stop your spying attempts. I am only telling you about the wishes because of customs and all that. Just know those are under my protection from the big guys, but if your interested and want to send some of the small ones to give them a good time know that they are more than welcome."

"Gene You are making this whole secret more and more interesting. This may just be a new game we should add in for the other higher ups. After every world death we have a nice influx so I guess giving them a halo and allowing them to duke it out would be very fun."

"Hmm, That isn't such a bad Idea Jerremy"

"I told you I don't like that name. Also. HEY YOU STOP. Packaging people into there spiritually bodies upside down."

"Hey just because you used a wish for your name to be blob instead of Jerremy doesn't mean I have to follow it. I make the wishes. I don't have to follow them, unless they are meant for me"

"Remember when you where that Immortals pet and given Freedom HA. Poor Aladdin. Really should of just wished for eternal life those Turtle Spheres Z people really understand what to wish for. I SAID STOP PUTTING THEM UPSIDE DOWN NOW YOU DO IT BACKWARDS. GO TO THE CORNER JEREMY."

"Such a weird wish."