The Lousiest Hero Ever

"As the birds fly in the sky, the sun glistens with glory, man walks the Earth and animals...also walk... Aw! This is too hard." *Just make up something cool* "OK.... As the rivers flow over the mountains; they puke out frogs. But not just any frogs; frogs with celestial energy. Frogs that destroy worlds with a single jump and shoot deadly lasers from their eyes. They wander the damp caves of the coldest regions of the universe; searching for a powerful foe.... " *This is Hopeless!* " Humph! Why don't you give it a shot? " *Don't mind if I do.* Join the journey as the most confused yet dedicated hero in the universe sets sail for an unimaginably long and dangerous road. He can crack any vault. He can dissipate any spell. He can beat any technique. He can outsmart any genius. He can pass through dimensions and travel through time like child's play. Along with his amazing system. They are set on turning the world upside down. "Now your just bragging!"