1 The Life of a Cat of an Evil Supervillain

The life of a cat of an evil supervillain is not easy. Kimba starts the day waking up from an unblinking night of sleep with a sour face. One of distaste and disappointment of a mother who gave birth to a female offspring during the Ming dynasty. He then takes a glance at his evil person who is often diabolically scheming in his dreams. This is obvious for Kimba as the telltale signs are grinning followed by a hearty muahaha.

Kimba makes his way jumping from the bed which is 200 cm from the ground and onto the door where his butler would have already been waiting to serve him. He is then picked up royally for he would not sully his sacred paws to share a walking space with a certain feline named after the moon. His archnemesis, the opus to his magnum, the david to his goliath. Oh how he loathe the silver puss.

There is a special velvet dining table where Kimba participates in a fishy feast that was prepared by stealing the fishes caught by the local fishermen that lived nearby the mansion although Kimba has relentlessly attempted to explain to his lecturer that it was barely unethical when he took moral philosophy last summer. If his men were to confront the fishermen, they would simply crush their necks and took the fishes. So instead, by stealing the fishermen gets to live and he gets bragging rights for saving the fishermen's life and a medal for his shelf. But unfortunately, he would need to arrange an appointment to send his medal for smelting as one of the fishes carried a piece of nestle's nesquik plastic in them and Kimba choked on it so the fishermen must die. "It was inevitable" Kimba says as he wipes his mouth.

After breakfast, Kimba would be carried to his evil person's work office which also resides within the mansion and wait in the corner of the room. His evil person would usually wake up around this time and checked whether he had survived should a tsunami broke down when he was sleeping. But that is a mundane worry as he would never not survive a tsunami attack thanks to his brilliant 200 cm of a bed that he designed in California and had made in China.

Kimba's evil person would walk into the office with all the dirt and grime on his body without freshening up as that is the recipe to being evil. He would sit on his office chair and Kimba would sit on his lap. It is at this point comes the most difficult task of all in the life of a cat of an evil supervillain….. looking diabolical.