1 The Most Handsome and Strongest Cake

A Cake suddenly gains Intelligence

He became a God

He Conquered the Heavens, the Universe, the Multi Verse

He is Very very very handsome with (insert 50000 words here about his Handsomeness) an ethereal aura with his Perfectly God-Like Body

He is very elegant, dignified, cool, charming, Smart, Cunning, Humble, Polite, Respectful

He has 19 Female Wives with ethereal Beauty

The end.