1 Introduction to the conflict

Right so technically right I was in a scruff with Mr Connor McAlister (The Real And Original Deadpool) I was reciting the Deadpool story out loud and he suddenly turned red and got in his Deadpool Costume he then tried to snatch my story that I was reciting however he realised if he failed people would think he wasn't Deadpool and so to protect his secrecy he let go after this act of mercy against me. He was hence forth seen as a fake Deadpool in the eyes of the students of year 11 engineering they remarked him as "just a cosplaying fool" this enraged Mr McAlister and since he was already in his Deadpool costume he decided to kill multiple students who were mocking him he took is kabanas and sliced their bodies into little pieces of meat that he then put on a skewer and served to the rest of the class. Mr Jospith regarded Mr McAlister's stunt as a feat of engineering and started to tell one of his famous stories about his carbon fibre bike! After about a century of listening to his Grande Tale Connor McAlister realised how far behind he was on his bengineering work and therefore was outraged! Mr Bloodviper was way further ahead and remarked that Mr McAlister would be further ahead if he had not been playing games on his computer as much. Connor was enraged by this comment and once again donned his Deadpool cosplay (sorry I mean costume)anyway he was donning his costume and ran up to Mr Bloodviper with his kabanas and was about to strike however Mr Bloodviper suddenly transformed into Admiral Of The Navy and disappeared into thin air! Connor then had a revelation that if Bloodviper had "vanished into thin air" then he would be breathing in air which is illegal! Connor was in a dismal and rushed off to hide from the swat team which were after him! He slept into the sewers to avoid the swat team who were after him the sewers were grey filthy and had big webs of mould he was now a suspected air dealer and user and was on the run! The swat team caught him so Connor had to be smart so he asked the hardest math question in the universe "What is 1+1?" the swat team spent a whole year standing still trying to work out this legendary question until someone realised Connor had gone! After Connor asked his question he waited till it got dark and snuck off in the night and headed for The Admiral Of The Navy's flagship HMS Victory! Admiral was ready though and had already set sail to get an advantage. However this was no problem for Connor who got in a "RentABoat" he sped after Bloodviper (Admiral Of The Navy) and was closing in fast since The Admiral Of The Navy had only just got out of dock meaning was before limited in speed of departure however now the Admiral was in the open seas and could speed up the ship! Connor was close behind the ship and was about to reach the ship but then the distance between them started to grow Connor however couldn't allow this and grabbed his super strong grappling hook and fired it at Admiral's ship allowing him to continue his pursuit.