Villain vs. Villains vs. Heroes

"Guys, beware. The League of B*tches are arriving soon," said cYber#1, a evil hacker in his past life. He spoke into his communication earpiece, communicating with the rest of the team. He liked to call himself the brains of The League.

The League of Justitia, or known to TLJV (The League of Just Villains) as "those b*tches". A third of them had been killed by them in their past lives. The difference between the two leagues were that the members of TLJV were dead, and would never get along in real life. The members of the League of Justitia pretended to get along, but everyone in the business knew the Crown Princess controlled them all.

"Oh god, I see them already!" Annie had turned her head toward the flattened city when she saw a small group of ten people flying toward them. "God, I hate those people!"

"Don't get distracted when facing me!" Amatsumikaboshi threw a light beam at Annie, who dodged barely in time.

"Sh*t, Gumiho, how much more time do you need to finish that spell?" Joker asked. Her knives weren't really doing anything to Amatsumikaboshi's Divine Shield.

"Kukuku...I have a great idea...Retreat for now." cYber#1's voice came through the earpiece.

"Why?" Quinn asked, throwing a blush bomb at Amatsumikaboshi.

"Hawkie and JJJ need to heal, and I have a brilliant idea. See that shack? Fly toward there, pretending that you saw the heroes, are scared of them, and are retreating."

"Wait, so we aren't retreating?"

"We are temporarily retreating. There's a difference." cYber#1 groaned. "Just hurry up."

"Okay." The whole group put their acting faces on, seeing the hero group, and putting their most fearful expressions. Of course, Joker turned around and stuck her tongue and middle finger up.

"Hah! So they learned how to be scared of the right people!" The Crown Princess, Anastasia, smiled. She had always hated TLJV, and she was satisfied that they were afraid of her.

***

"So what's your genius plan?" Gumiho asked, crossing his arms.

"Those b*tches probably caught wind of the evil god's actions, and also deduced that we'd be sent here. 2 birds with one stone." cYber#1 smiled, cracking into laughter thinking about his genius plan.

"So?" Joked twirled her knife round and round, a little annoyed that he was beating around the bush.

"So we're going to wait." cYber#1 was frustrated they would not understand yet.

"Wait for what?" JJJ asked. His arm had been burned slightly by Amatsumikaboshi's 'Starlight Beams'.

"Duh, wait for these idiot heroes to damage Amatsumikaboshi enough. And then we sweep in and get the final kill." cYber#1 had made a cutthroat motion while speaking.

"You're...a genius!" Joker screamed.

"Shh, do you want to get caught?" Quinn slapped Joker's mouth. They glared at each other.

"We obviously outnumber the B*tch Club so Team Yellow Sub and Team Fungus Amongus will fend off the hero's team, while the rest three teams finish Amatsumikaboshi off." Gumiho assigned tasks to each team.

"By the way, how'd you get so many computers in here and install cameras?" asked Biranca.

"I asked System-san. It can do certain tasks when you ask it to," answered cYber#1 mysteriously. "But I ain't telling you guys, cuz...I'm a villain." cYber#1 cackled, but a monitor caught his attention.

"Get ready all teams; Amatsumikaboshi is highly damaged. After Anastasia fires Divine Holiness, swoop right in." cYber#1 turned serious, typing at the keyboard.

"Wait, what are you gonna do?" asked Annie.

"Tell you what to do, and watch anime, yeah. Now...go!" cYber#1 shouted. Hella, who had been channeling her teleportation spell, released her mana.

"Slap those b*tches!" yelled cYber#1 before they disappeared into the light.

***

"No!" Anastasia screamed as her magical staff got burned by a comet Amatsumkaboshi shot. The battle was getting more and more intense, because if Amatsumikaboshi got hit by one more powerful hit, he would die.

"Lady, look! What is that light next to the damned evil god?" Riri, their healer pointed.

"Hahaha! Hello, b*tches!" laughed Joker. Gumiho immediately threw a fire rune towards Amatsumikaboshi as Mirage pointed her rocket launcher and shot. The rocket hit the rune and caused a huge explosion, throwing Amatsumikaboshi out of the sky and onto the ground.

"Quick! Finish him off, Kill'im!" yelled Hella, as she prepared a stun spell and shot it toward Amatsumikaboshi. The spell hit him square on the chest, paralyzing him. Kill'im swung his dagger and sliced right through Amatsumikaboshi's neck, killing him. Everyone let out a sigh of relief, as a god of calamity this level could have been trouble to many other cities.

"Kill'im, watch out!" Gumiho shouted. Chris, a mage in the League of Justitia, had planned to shoot Amatsumikaboshi with a spell after he fell, but since Kill'im had beat him to the punch, he decided to shoot it at him. The beam sped quickly toward the unsuspecting Kill'im.

Gumiho felt something warm in his heart. Why did he want to do this? Closing his eyes and shaking his head, he ripped a teleportation rune, teleporting himself in front of Kill'im and shielding him from the beam just in time. As the beam hit Gumiho, he fell back onto Kill'im, blood streaming out of his mouth and stomach. Joker covered her mouth, shocked.

"Gumiho...sacrificing himself?" cYber#1 whispered to himself inside the shack.

"Gumiho? Bro?" Kill'im, wide-eyed, looked at the Gumiho who was smiling.

"Hey, you better move your butts and complete the missions so you can reincarnate for me..." Gumiho smiled, before the hand holding the torn rune went limp. His body started to glow and fade away before no trace was left.

[Subject: Gumiho has successfully completed the mission and reincarnated]

"Eeehhhh?" The whole of TLJV was shocked. Didn't Gumiho still have 302 missions left? They were all confused, except for Annie and cYber#1. They now understood the true meaning behind this System.

***

After returning back to the base, no one was talkative and each went to their own respective rooms. cYber#1 was in a dilemma. His stomach felt upside-down, and he kept pondering and thinking about Gumiho's death and successful reincarnation.

"Could it be...my conscience? It's been a long time since we talked..." cYber#1 had figured out the true way to reincarnate, and he kept wondering whether to keep it to himself or share the secret. He had never had trouble killing people, ruining their lives, or lying. Yet why did the thought of TLJV getting terminated trouble him? Did he actually get...attached to these people? He shook his head, looking at the white-washed ceiling. It couldn't be. But why did he not want them to perish in Yama forever? He found his resolve and made a decision. He called for a meeting of The League of Just Villains.

***

Gumiho opened his eyes, still wondering why he sacrificed himself and died by protecting Kill'im. But he stopped thinking when he felt a presence. A holy presence.

"I am God, with a capital G." A man in white hair, white clothes, white everything--stood before him.

"Well...Hello God." Gumiho sat up and waved. God huffed, for some reason offended.

"Show some respect, I'm going to reincarnate you. Any wishes?" he asked.

"Give me a lot of money when I reincarnate."

"Money can't solve everything." God sighed. He was used to hearing this kind of request.

"You just didn't have enough, that means," Gumiho smiled. God sighed again, agreeing.

"Step through the portal, and be good during this life," God said in a stern voice.

"I will, don't worry." Gumiho smirked and stepped through the portal.

"How worrisome," and God smiled.