Starting with the left foot
A white room that did not seem to have end or beginning was a good friend derek with his clothes assault of the wehrmacht and a kar98 rifle on his back "So even dead I'm still dressed as a German soldier with booties and everything else, so least I have to admit that the uniform looks chingon (This word is intencional the soul of mc are mexican, chingon =amazing but with steroids) ", while rambling he could see in the distance a girl sitting on a small island where there was a field of flowers, his instinct told him that this woman was dangerous but perhaps it matters, it's not like If there was another place to go apart, he did not want to risk it and that she would come to him, better that he go to her.
In the small garden the girl seemed frozen in time she only turned her face when she saw the insect approaching, "Hey lady, what do you do in this place, I do not think there's anything funny here" said derek while sitting next to him, "no do you idiot why do you think I would be here, you are one of the many results of your leaders' stupid ideas "Mina said while seeing nothing, Derek just waved his arms with indifference" In body you are right but my soul is different, really I do not share the ideals of the Nazis or have a grudge against any particular social group except the jihadists, those bastards do not hesitate to kill them, "Mina observes derek" You're lucky I could see your memories otherwise would give you a destination yet more cruel than what the frontier vampire could do. "
Derek could only laugh for what he said mine "Well if you already know what the hell I do in this place, I mean it does not bother me to be locked with a vampire beauty like you but I do not like white change it to yellow like desert dunes ", Mina gave a look of anger" Well apart from being a madman you are also an idiot, who sent you to use my blood directly without measuring the consequences "," Maybe there was another option you want to go to Integra and say: look I know I kill your people twice in less than 70 years but listen to me I can be an artificial vampire created by millenium ambitions but my soul is from a mercenary from another world similar to this one and I have no hatred against you and your people just I come in peace to ask for a truce that you say everything is forgiven !!! ".
Mina was surprised by what the insect was saying "Nice you are a special case now you are also a comedian and a very bad one, do not worry about your insolence you will pay but not by my hand to all action corresponds a reaction we will find again derek ", when Mina finished speaking Derek felt a pull that took him out of the white room without much difficulty, when he woke up he felt an excruciating pain in the whole body he could notice that his bones had been torn in the dimensional tunnel through which he escaped, only one that pleased her unfortunate was that her body seemed to repair quickly after a time of suffering she was finally able to stand up, as expected the clothes did not survive the trip so she decided to walk on balls in the plain where he had fallen, while he walked he could not detect any sign of life on the road which was not worrisome the only thing that bothered him was the cold breeze that ran through his balls
After walking for a few hours at last he could see the first living creature was a boar to derek was excellent because apart from blood could get a leather to cover his balls, when he came to grab the boar with his hands this was pounced against derek Wanting to attack but the only thing he did was speed up his death, after having a meal of beggars he proceeded to tear off the leather of the boar with his hands leaving a little attractive skin in the process, he also took some ribs from the bone to occupy them as tools or weapons , the only thing he did not understand was because the boar did not become a ghul he really could not care less.
After a few days of searching in the wasteland, he finally found the first sign of civilization, it was a path similar to a Roman avenue without losing it, he decided to go to investigate, the road was not special but it did not take long to see a child with black raincoat and a girl with a small blue dragon on her head, "Interesting so I came to give in the world of crazy traps kirito, I wonder if you can help me to have even more decent clothes is not that I like to have a loincloth of boar. "
In the distance Kirito and Silica could see a young man of about 22 years with silver hair walked almost completely naked only with a loincloth, the only thing that made them show a bit of concern is to see that he had traces of blood on his body, "Silica keep to my back this guy is not normal, the game is set to have no blood, these spots can only mean problems, "Silica nodded and stood behind Kirito.
Derek approached kirito crazy traps in a very casual way and asked him "Hey, Kirito, you will not have any clothes on you as you can see I walk a bit like shit, you know that sometimes you have fucking days this is one of them", Kirito was alerted how it was that this guy knew his name and why he spoke so formal, Derek saw the concern and understood the fears of Kirito "What disrespectful of me my full name is Baron Derek Schmid a German who travels from here to there always in care that certain border vampire does not attack my rear, but I guess you will not understand it is not as if you were being followed by a being that exists and does not exist at the same time that dog is all broken need a nerfeo or I need a pair of underpants " .
Kirito just looked at derek like he was seeing a madman. "I did not know there were mental patients playing in aincrad," Derek looked at Kirito with disappointment. "Look, I'll simplify it. I'm a vampire who escaped his original dimension because of the most broken vampire of the anime, basically omniscient, omnipresent as if he had activated the GM of your world, I have no regret in accepting that escaping save my dirty life, now you can believe or not really, I do not care but before you have two options you help me for good or I go by the bad killing as poor devil find "said Derek while placing in his left hand a flower and in his right hand an eye of a boar, Kirito before the threat of this guy who considered a nutter do not hesitate to draw his weapon and cut Derek's neck, to his surprise and fear derek's head was only cut in half and a source of blood came out of the wound, while Silica screamed of fear the hand of Derek or Kirito's chest taking out a pulsating heart from inside, with another free hand accommodating his head "Fuck kirito just wanted some fucking pants and look what you made me do, do not worry your blood will not be wasted", while the wound Derek was cured to the naked eye exposed his fangs and took a bite to the neck of Kirito, Silica falling on his back could see how the body of Kirito became withered to the naked eye.
"Thanks for the food," Derek said after throwing the lifeless body of Kirito, while absorbing the blood of Kirito could finally feel how it felt to devour a person's soul, the only regret is that the soul of Kirito is the soul of an ordinary child does not have anything surprising, "I guess it does not matter how broken he was in the game at the end of the day it's a game and his soul did not improve with what he lived in this place, well at least I discovered that thanks to Mina I was able to advance in rank as a vampire, I guess today is a great day for me and one fucked for sword art online, now what should I do ", while Derek thought he heard someone asking for help with a very imperceptible voice, when he moved his look could see kirito ghoul devouring Silica, could only deny the head to such a scene "Hey kirito understand that you like to do what your black swordsman eggs want but you can not go through life eating your friends bone do not eat my food !! ", Derek decapitated Kirito's head and it turned to sand leaving behind only the clothes he was wearing and a letter, before checking the clothes and the booty Derek saw Silica dying if he decided to end his pain , he absorbed all his vitality and beheaded it to be dust again, Derek just made a cross with his fingers in the air, "Well finishing the problem now comes the booty I hope there is underwear and some money, I do not like to walk as conan for life ".
In the loot he found clothes and 2 cards when I look closely one of them became lightning and he could feel that his control and knowledge about videogames increased, when he took the second letter he gave him a knowledge about basic donation of dogs and cats "Great what skill so effective now they will have to fear me no longer call me Derek the Nazi vampire "placed his hand on his forehead and put a jojo pose" now I am Derek the dog whisperer fear me while I teach to Firulais sign the trick of the dead dog and give me the leg, hahaha "
After putting on his clothes, he went to the nearest city because he had to corroborate many things ...