Arrival to DxD

Issei and yuma (Raynare) were on a date, everything went smoothly until they arrived at the park where Yuma showed Issei that he was a fallen angel and that he was going to kill him because he was a walking threat, when he was preparing to launch the beam that it would end his life, from the sky an unknown energy rushed breaking part of the field of isolation that Raynare created to kill Issei.

The two were surprised when they saw a bloody hand come out of the crater and then a guy in torn Nazi clothes seemed to be ecstatic with the pain, "Aaah, always so rude and reliable Pain-kun, come back whenever you want", Raynare and Issei They looked with doubt and something of fear.

After that Derek got up and appeared out of nowhere an ice cold water that cleaned his body Derek shouted to the nothingness "Miyuki can you bring me a new suit", at the moment a girl with blue hair and a typical uniform came out of the youths Hitlerians carrying an SS officer's uniform "Ne, Otosan you should teleport without clothes, you know that Nee-chan medaka says that the world is contaminated with broken clothing because it is garbage", Derek placed his hand on Miyuki's head "No you worry there can be no pollution if there is no planet to pollute "; Miyuki looked at him with doubt and widened her eyes. "Since I did not think of that before, Otosan is a genius."

After this little dialogue Derek changed his clothes without pity in front of those present, accommodated as best as he could his uniform and now pay attention to their surroundings where he could see a girl with big tits and black wings looking at him with curiosity and next to him a boy from brown hair looking at him with horror, after a small view he realized that he had reached the world of DxD.

For Derek this world is a waste if seen from the point of view of a third party, all because the MC is a prince and only dedicated to warm cocks, let's be honest if you have a harem you occupy it for what it is to have wild sex and procreate children, but the most important thing is to take care of your women, of course this is the vision of a mercenary who spent most of his life in Muslim countries, only that is why he never liked this anime very much since issei never has sex alone to play here and there, poor women are seen that they needed a good sex, but taking into account that a few years ago that does not have a good sex I think it is a good idea to look for a partner, akeno is an excellent option has the gene S & M that I like so much.

Derek looked at Miyuki and assuredly said "What do you think if dad adds a few moms so you're not alone", Miyuki looked at him with dead eyes "Otosan, you sure just want to have sex," Derek looked at her with a happy smile " Hey, being a vampire does not mean I'm a eunuch and I can not live a sex life, "Miyuki shook her head." But Otosan, I'm not worried about that, the real question is, could someone stand you like you are without having to force it? " Derek was surprised "So this is the legendary phrase love does not mean power, in that you're absolutely right, I guess I'll have to settle for paying for sex" Derek ducked his head and released a depressing aura.

Reynare listened and saw the whole scene with anger "Hey you two pieces of shit you know they've been interrupting me, I want to kill this trash they know sucks for dating", Miyuki without question summoned Medaka who activated her berserk status (Pink hair) and launched an attack on the fallen angel Reynare, she tried to defend herself with spears of light that easily dodged medaka, when she got close enough she hit her countless times at a speed where it was possible to see open bone fractures that formed in a matter of seconds, When the beating ended Reynare went from being a busty woman to a plate of dying blood, Miyuki approached slowly and said "You committed two sins the first to insult my sacred name and the second to insult my beloved Otosan, your punishment is death" after this He called a fire that burned it without leaving a single ash.

Issei wanted to run or ask for help but his legs could not move this was the worst day of his life, first what he considered his girlfriend turned out to be a being with black wings who wanted to kill him and now a girl who does not know if he is Nazi or shares his Ideology killed his girlfriend without a trace of her, when Miyuki turned to see him Issei felt his pants wet his face began to deform by fear in a short time his face had snot and his body gave off a scent of shit.

Miyuki just put her hand on her nose and turned to see Derek "Otosan this crap shit on me what I do with him", Derek looked at Issei "Before you kill him, take out an artifact that must be a red glove, it's very important since it is the red dragon perhaps you do not want a pet "When Derek wanted to continue with his speech I saw Miyuki fiddling with the viscera of Issei's corpse" My princess do not touch that dirty thing, just ask Najimi to take out the dragon of his soul, "Miyuki nodded and let Najimi pull the red dragon from inside of Issei's soul. Out came a red glove that Derek took and could feel like he had" Unlimited Power ".

Of course it was only a fleeting feeling that was later replaced by a fussy voice that derek could distinguish as Ddraig "That carnal pex as we walk", Ddraig could not understand the language of his new host so he tried again to communicate, "Look here pure relative crazy iron, that we are going to give ", Ddraig began to despair and after listening to different frequencies he finally could understand his new host," You are a weirdo you know "said Ddraig to Derek," You will not be the first nor the last person who tells me that, but I'm glad you can finally understand me "

Derek was never a person to keep something and always wondered what would happen if he made some slight changes in his body if he asked Ddraig directly and without buts "Ddraig what would happen if I want my penis to be draconian", Ddraig "...", "You will not have one of those rare dreams of being the king of tits or something like that", Derek shook his head "I'm more interested in asses, of all sizes and flavors, and what I do with them is to give them a big black kiss to go to ... ", Ddraig said quickly" Stop, stop, stop, just want to know if you will not go through life screaming your fetishes and causing my name to lose respect ", Derek He again denied the head "As you can see I'm a little crazy for not saying insane and I am considered the rarest meanness there is, you can imagine if I'm saying there" Hey miss I see that your big butt needs a good dose of penis, which says it does not like to uncover the back pipe That above all the elegance goes first. "

Ddraig could only sigh "Fellow I feel you're the first being that I have to say that your flirting stinks", Derek could only cry tears of blood from his eyes as he sank to the ground "It's not my fault, it was a fucking otaku mercenary You expected me to skip the class of courtship and common sense, I only paid for sex until I met hana and on the vampire side of the body is more fucked than I, he spend a life locked up with other mans, from where I can get the knowledge tell me Ddraig ", Ddraig crossed his imaginary arms "I will guide you but please do not try to flirt until at least your level is positive", Derek stretched his hands to the sky "It's a miracle, It's a miracle, Glory to the red dragon".

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0 ) (I recommend listening to the video is irrelevant) (This author has a fetish for making musical episodes; P)

A group of people appeared behind Derek dressed in church choir clothes and a woman at the front ready to sing at any time, Miyuki opened her eyes and could only feel pity and pride for her Otosan, anyone would not have the eggs to sing opposite of girls or even to see them in the eyes after saying those things out loud.

(Of course Derek while talking with Ddraig he did it aloud, and as you know the garbage of Issei had in his power a talisman of invocation although he died summoned Rias and his team therefore saw all the above, the author did a Dick move his character, Muahahaha)

The voice of the woman began to sound and out of nowhere a music sounded, derek changed his clothes instantly to clothes of father of church the hour of the gifts of papa Derek has arrived

"Are you ready for a miracle

As ready as I can be "

Derek broke the barrier and interacted in the real world, it did not matter if he was a child or an adult, he stretched out his hand and began to give them skills without much difficulty ("Pss if you forgott they have the Origin of hability from najimi")

"Are you ready for a miracle

The spirit will set you free "

Derek kept walking giving skills as if they were nothing, Rias could only see with curiosity how this guy broke laws of reality in the world, did not have the courage to interrupt him in his musical, something told him that it was dangerous, there is no cap for measure its dangerousness

"Are you ready, ready, ready, ready

I'm ready, I'm ready for a miracle "

The woman screamed and Derek felt the "Unlimited Power", unintentionally arrived at the cemetery and without caring about the most basic laws that rule any world began to revive the dead who left their graves to later applaud and create a macabre image, now rias I was afraid this guy was breaking the laws of death is not reviving the corpses as zombies but giving them a soul, literally was creating life something that should not exist

"Are you ready for a miracle

As ready as I can be

Are you ready for a miracle

The spirit will set you free

Are you ready, ready, ready, ready

I'm ready, I'm ready for a miracle "

The laws that rule the universe began to present serious flaws, Michael, Lucifer and Azazel Quickly teleported to the source of the problem where they saw a young man in church cures Dancing and singing reviving everything in the cemetery, it just made it so simple that the three deities felt fear, the true fear, quickly interrogated Rias to ask what the hell was going on

"Jesus went unto the well

and made the water wine

Raised up Lazarus from the dead

Restored sight to the blind

Jesus man of Galilee

I have walked across the sea

He said Greater than this shall you do

Gave the power to you and me "

Derek made it rain came from heaven and spread the resurrection to the whole city, every dead person who revives does not matter if it is bone or has flesh, when it comes into contact with the rain it begins to recover its form before death they even become younger how they died, Michael and Azazel could not believe what they saw this had to do it otherwise would be charged the reality and occasional irreparable damage, Azazel knew that attacking is a suicide just like Rias understands that it is Danger, Therefore he decides talk to the little Nazi girl who was enjoying and dancing with the song.

" Are you ready for a miracle

As ready as I can be

Are you ready for a miracle

The spirit will set you free

Are you ready, ready, ready, ready

I'm ready for a miracle "

Azazel asked miyuki "Hey, little girl, could you tell me if you know the boy who sings", MIyuki Without stopping dancing to the happy rhythm of the song, he said "It's my otosan, you better not bother him if you do not want to die, he's a little crazy but Miyuki loves him, "Azazel was cold from the words the little girl said," You could not ask her to stop, your dad is damaging the reality that rules the universe to follow if we all die. "

(Miyuki's face for scene below)

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Miyuki looked up and down at Azazel "Die who?", Azazel gets even more nervous

"I will summarize it without reality there is no life, without life there is no pope", Miyuki began to laugh "Papa is an immortal bastard, without mentioning that his very being does not respect the most basic laws of reality, think about it we are at 32 degrees and Otosan is a vampire and is reviving like Jesus, I will tell you what is going to happen, Otosan will break reality and it will adapt to him and if he does not do it I have the useless goddess with me to clean up the mess "Miyuki said while pointing Najimi who was sitting cleaning her nails.

Azazel, Michael and Lucifer had no other choice had to see the whole musical number, as the little girl mentioned the reality broke and recreate, Azazel asked the little girl hear your father how often he makes these musical numbers, Miyuki said with certainty "No I have not the remotest idea his brain is an enigma ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdGYeXgdueI ), the only thing I'm sure is that sometimes he has moments of lucidity and others well the end is near, "Azazel thought. For a moment, "Let's make a deal, I'll help your father to stop being so unstable, in exchange he avoids altering the reality you say", Miyuki nodded and shook hands with Azazel "A pleasure to do business" ...