10 Visitating the Dumpty's

Me:'Now it's time to visit potter and see how the Dumpty's treated him.'

I use my powers over the mind to make everyone ignore me and I use my reality warping capabilities to bemd all the cameras away from me.

And then after passing three other pedestrians I arrive at 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey it was exactly as the movies portrayed it and then I just knocked.

I wait then I see the ogre himself the man the myth the Legend Mr. Dumpty Aka Humpty Dumpty senior.

Mr.Dursley:"What do you want?" he said in a irritated tone.

Me:"Why hello there sir, there is no need for such a nasty attitude all I wish is to talk to my dear friend Harry Potter."

Mr.Dursley:"Your lying, Harry has no friends."

Me:"Such rude worda to say about your own relative, for shame I thought you were respectable Mr.Dumpty."

As he started fuming from his facial expressions I could tell this I maliciously smirk.

Then I levitate him back to the chair.

Me:"Ahahahaha , yoh actually thought you could get away with yelling at anyone do I look like Harry potter."

Me:"The poor chap has to put up with you for most of his life I would've killed you ages ago, wouldn't be that hard at some poison to your food and frame the wife , wear some gloves or something to prevent having his finger prints on there and make sure she touched it last, maybe bleach could work."

Mr.Dursley:"What do you want?"

Me:"Oh why of course you would ask that , well what I asked fromnthe begining."

Then I saw his wife and son come out of the rooms.

Me:"Oh the whole Dumpty family is here, There's Humpty Dumpty senior, then there Humpty Dumpty jr., and the thinnest of them all but will eventually own up to the title Humpy Dumpty Because your the only one who will do the work, hahaha."

Dudley:"Why is he here?"

Me:"Well to see tour cousin that from my knowledge you abuse and keep inder the stairs, and I do believe you cause him the most suffering."

Me:"Maybe is should just dissassemble you molecule by molecule just to make you feel even more physical pain the Harry ever did, I could make you beg me for mercy, honestly the only solution with people lile you is violence."

Me:"You disgust me more than most wizards, your bigotry surpasses there's your own flesh and blood, What did you have to say for your self your bit#hness."

Mrs.Dursley:"You better shut up you ignorant child."

Me:"You Dursleys are all prats I've never understood how someone can harm they're own family so much, by the way Harry you can come out I see you peaking through the door!"

Then I set my hands alight with blue flames.

Me:"Right?"

All the Dursleys nod they're heads.

Me:"Hold up I just realized I insulted Humpty Dumpty earlier you guys aren't even worthy of his name your a bunch of turkeys, your all dumb like one, all you do is talk like a turkey gobbles, a majority of you just stuff yoour face all the time I mean look at you and the slim one just hasn't beem fattened up yet."

I saw Harry smirk a bit Dudley looks like hes about to cry Mr. and Mrs. Dursley look to be fuming.

Me:"Why are you reacting in such way, I just told you the truth, aww does it HURT! hmm I wonder how Harry felt when you only called him freak im sure he even thought his name was freak..."

Harry look suprised but then I planted all kinds of false memories of me being his best friend that for always there for him sticking up for him.

And then a look of realization crosses his face.

Harry:"I remember saying that to the whole class your the only one who shook up for me."

Me:"Yes Harry im sorry I left for a while, I left you with these monsters who physically and mentally abused you and make sure to let me know if they do ANYTHING to you, if they say one word you don't like or even touch a hair on your head they'll all die."

I smile maliciously as I said thatch turned kitchen floor into a huge mouth and then reversed it.

They were all scared and Harry was frightened a bit then happy because he had someone protecting .

Me:"Remember that mouth because I'll fead you to the earth if you do not head my warning."

Me:"Now Harry lets go for a walk wherw we can talk im sure you want to get out of the house."

Harry:"I would be delighted to spend time with my best friend."

And so we walk out the door.

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???:"guess who's back, back again."

???: "Bill cipher back , back again tell a friend."

Bill:"Anyways you better tell a friend or I'll go pew pew finger gun."

Me:"Yeah listen to my pal Bill."

Bill:"Did you hear see anyone ask because I looked through the multiverse every TV channel, every comment section, every sub redit, and you want to know what I found put nobody asked you and nobody actually cares."

Me:"Let me go to my corner."

Bill:"Yeah go cry in your corner , go be like dipper a little bit#h who thought he could get rid of me forever."

Bill:"Sorry about that my fans, seriously people these days can't take a hint, anyways hes not getting any pizza and don't you syart thinking I'll share some with you guys , it's all mine."