11 Telling Harry the "Truth"

As were walking I used my powers of the mind and reality to prevent from anyone hearing or being able to register what they heard so they will never know what was said here.

Me:"Harry listen in a year a man named hagrid will come here in a year he is a good guy the issue is who he works with hagrid is easy to manipulate thats why he does what Dumbledore says.

Me:'Hagrid is a good guy and Harry will realize that if I told him he was a bad guy Harry would doubt me after finding this fact out, so I will use this to help build my credibility for future manipulations.'

Harry:"Harry how do you know this Bill?"

Me:"Well Harry its because we're botj wizards your actually famous in the wixarding world."

Harry:"I'm a wizard? , and a celebrity for wizards?, Really!"

Me:"Yes Harry your the son of James potter, anyways its because you survived and reflected a killing curse to a dark lord."

Harry:"How?"

Me:"Magic , or a blessing of sorts."

Harry:"That would make sense, so is that mouth thing from earlier."

Me:"Yeah it was."

Me:'The urge to say kid or call him lightning bolt its so hard to resist , I curse my personality sometimes.'

Me:"Well, Harry another heads up dumbledore is a pedo voldemort became a dark lord to kill him because he tried to touch him, also he offers candy that makes you only tell the truth so don't trust him ok?"

Me:"And whatever you do don't eat his candy."

Harry:"Wow I definitely won't , this dumbledore seems very. creepy."

Me:"Yeah he has white hair a very long white beard and he's the head master of Hogwarts Britain's wizarding school."

Harry:"So he's influential?"

Me:"Yes."

Me:"Anyways Harry its ok if I stay with you for a while?"

Harry:"I'm not Sure if my aunt and uncle will be ok with it."

Harry said in a scared tone.

Me:'Damn they abused him too much if he scared mentioning they're names hmm.'

Me:'I could use this.'

Me:"Harry I'm about to tell you a story."

Harry:"A story I'm willing to listen."

Me:"Well there once was a god a god of magic named Bill cipher..."

This caught Harry's attention

Me:"He was powerful and helped a family of wizards with magic and even had a relationship of sorts and they had an agreement..."

Harry:"What was that agreement?"

Me:"I was getting there the agreement was they would have the last descendant of they're line be the vessel of they're god and his name will be bill cipher the same name as they're god."

me:"And that's the end except I'm the vessel, and the agreent was actually I become the new god of magic."

Harry:"Really?"

I snap and everything starts to float and time stops itself.

Me:"Really, anyways I'm still your friend right?"

Harry:"Of course you are if I said no am I any different from my aunt and uncle."

Me:"Exactly Harry heres the deal I'll improve your life and I promise to protect you if you promise to be a loyal friend to me."

Me:'Look at me making "friends" again.'

Me:"And all you have to do is shake my hand friend."

Harry:"Really?"

Me:"Of course would a friend lie to you."

Harry:"You make a good point."

He starts to reach for my hand.

Me:'Yes, yes all you have to do is shake my hand and I will have the power of plot armor on my side.'

Then he grabs my hand and we shake hands, are hands are lit in blue fire but it causes no harm.

Me:"Now you are loyal only to me noone else I am your god an you will obey me we are also friends and you will help me with whatever endeavor I may need your help on and I am your best friend, thanls again lightning bolt."

Me:"Like taking candy from a magical baby."

Me:'Now I will have someone watching the order of the Phoenix its perfect, I also hope snake face hasn't been deformed and has beatrice to love him haha.'

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??:"We now interrupt this program to ask you have you ever felt hungry but you wanted something that tasted so good that it tastes like $hit well look no further than Bills Hut."

Bill:"We got the hit an nasty a pizza that's so delicious you'll puke in disgust."

Bill:"Bills finger rolls, made with real fingers in the middle."

Bill:"And if you buy the kids meal you'll get a head that always screams."

Bill:"Isn't this a great deal , I dare say the best resteraunt."

Me:"Yes , yes it is I must know more."

Bill:"No one asked you, your banned for now you took priority over that weird mafia kid than me, ME! THE BILL CIPHER, do you know how many people would die to have me, DO YOU."

Me:"No I don't ."

Bill:"Well it's alot."

Me:"Ok well im going to cry in my corner please excuse me, readers you heard have seen nothing only a commercial."

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