14 My Pizzeria

Me:"Weeeeell, that's because I beat him up."

Me:"So here's the deal , you sign over the deed and I don't kill you."

Owner:"Listem here kid this is my store I don't know what you did to my employee but if you don't leave I'll teach you a lesson."

Me:"Oh?, your going to teach ME a lesson, ahahahahaha, that's ripe."

Them I summon my cane I make sure my suit is all straight then I start to manipulate the size of my fist.

Me:"So Mr. tough guy do you still have your previous gusto."

He looked pi$$ed.

Owner:"Fùck off, you wizards and witches have already taken enough from me, was my sister not enough."

Me:"Wow you thought that was magic that normal wizards use, oh that's ripe...anyways let's talk about all the hate."

He looked at me weirdly again I'll just ignore it.

Me:"well all this hate is disturbing you hate the cultured people are few but we will many I mean cammon I need something to stare at while I'm not ripping apart someone molecule by molecule , ooh idea how does a attitude reajustment sound mr.manager."

An:"Remember his "insanity" is more of an act like the head and stuff hes just goofing around hes gained bills traits like fúcking with people but he's still mostly the one guy who always liked Bill."

Manager:"what the actual fü are you talking about, are you insane? or something else all together."

Me:"Well I prefer multiple choice so all the above but I'll take that as a yes so no I'll just fix your $titty personality and make you a chad, yes you will be the life of the party for my resteraunt."

And so I "Fixed" Chad is his name now Chad thunderc0ck.

minutes later I gained the deed and made the world's best chad.

Chad:"Thank you boss for the chance to party with the guests I owe you one."

Me:"No problem but always keep a VIP seat open for me ok."

Chad:"Of course now it's time for me to get the ladies."

And so I redid the whole resteraunt and made my imagination a reality I also have animatronics all the main fnaf one and me right behind them for my solo where I'll sing my favorite song.

And so I am now I'm debating should I just kill all the people I don't like and them rule the world and sens invasion parties to some weaker worlds for a while.

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Tell me dear readers what do you think I did.

Ans now Damian's punishment is nulled do to him continuing to write my story.

Me:"Did I say that."

Bill:"Yes."

Me:"Haha no."

Bill starts to turn red.

Bill:"So you have chosen death."

And then I pulled what izukus dad did I disappeared and ran away from my creation.

Bill:"Good thing I rigged the votes to a good story."

Bill:"And Damn you Damian!, I'll see you next chapter, and that grievous reincarnator sucks just like all the iterations of that symbiote in dc main characters.

And soon multiple shadows appeared.

???:"What did you say?"

Find out what happens next time possibly.

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