The Joke of a System

Once upon a time a man was wasting his life doing nothing Watching anime he got bored after doing it for 10yrs Watching adult videos he grows older being a forever virgin Watching others work since he continue to leech his life Not that he cares as he had long abandon himself as there was no point living a full filling life.. One day He decided let's redo everything being influence reading novels he arrive in a certain conclusion.. And so he died with hope to be rebirth into some epic protagonist.. He suddenly found himself in a new world that he always had dream of and even get his own very system that most character in the novel had but.. [Welcome Player Leo] [Activating Joke system..] [Please tell a joke or die..] "To hell I am an EMO not a Comedian..!"