Chapter 1 Qiankun Paternal Love
A middle age man was sitting in a gazebo reading documents. Even in the quiet solitude, he could not hide his regal bearings, for he was a man above all and beneath none, the ruler of all creations, the king of gods and immortals, the Jade Emperor.
"Your Heavenly Majesty, the Immortal Lao Zi wishes to have an audience with your holy presence."
"Oh? Lord Immortal Lao Zi. That old fellow, it's never been good news when he sees Us. Bring him in."
"Your servant understands." The heavenly servant bows and slowly backs away.
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"Lao Zi, old friend, which heavenly wind bought you to grace Us. Knowing you, you wouldn't meet Us, unless its' horrible news. What is it?" the Emperor questioned.
"It pertains to Heavenly Princess, Zhi Nu. The first sign of the prophecy, her heavenly highness had conceived the pair of twins."
"WHAT!?" The Emperor angrily bellowed.
'The hell is this news, this nuclear bomb just appeared outta nowhere that unlucky star!'
"Who have the audacity to touch OUR Daughter? ...MEN!"
"Your subjects are here!"
"Find our princess Zhi Nu and her lover. Bring them to us, NOW!"
The hearts of all every singled celestial men broke. Their beautiful goddess has fallen in love. Only 5 words screamed in their minds simultaneously.
'WHO IS THE LUCKY FUCKER?!?'
"Your subjects understand!" the heavenly soldiers cried.
A brave heavenly soldier stepped forward, "Pardon, your subject intrusions. May your subject KILL the man that fell in love with heavenly princess."
Hearing his loyal soldiers words lessen the emperor anger a bit. "Having heard what you said, pleases us...but I want you to bring him to Us unharmed and their children, too."
Those men fragile broken hearts was grounded to dust.
"Your subject fallows." They all left dejectedly.
Seeing his loyal soldiers leaving, pleased the emperor. He couldn't believed how loyal his soldiers were, they even wanted to pleases him by killing that asshole. His anger level dropped 50%.
"Lao Zi. They have left, it's just Us here with you. You may continue."
"Ah finally they left, my jaws and head hurts from speak like this. This is why I hate seeing you."
"Our ap..."
"Stop." Lao Zi Interrupts, "Please , enough with the imperial speech, old friend, I hate hearing it. Even if it had been infinitude of years. I still see you as the boy learning and seeking the dao all those years ago."
"Sorry old friend, a force of habit. I haven't spoken normally for a while, a little out of practice. But right now is a very precarious situation in the Devine world. I am not sure how many Devine kingdoms will survive."
"My friend what are you going to do to your daughter and son-in-law."
"What else could I do, the rice have been cooked. All I could do now is to let them go, hopefully this son-in-law is not useless. While those pair of grandchildren, I'll place them under Lord Buddha's and your care."
"We must protect those innocent children, my precious daughter and that piece of shit souls, if we wish to continue our kingdom. Lao Zi who is my son-in-law exactly."
"A mortal."
"... I think I heard wrongly, could you repeat it again."
"A mortal."
The emperor slumps down on his chair and sighs. "How's about his birthright?"
"A commoner."
"Occupation."
"Cow herder."
"..."
"..."
"Old friend, your clearly not jesting. My xiao Bao Bei won't fall for such a useless person."
"You stupid emperor, have you gone senile where have I ever been wrong with my fortune tellings, I have always gotten 100% correct nothing have been wrong before. Haha."
'This prideful old man never laughs after his sentence, only when the probability has a micron chance of being wrong. Unless, he is laughing at our misfortune. Hopefully, it's the former, not the latter. Agh! I need to vent this raging anger!'
"Fuck!" The emperor snarled under this breath. He stretched out his hands as lightning cascade down his arm. He lightly tapped the space and web like cracks appeared. With a quick pulling motion the cracks quickly reformed. From the debris of the cracks, the emperor quickly condensed a sword.
"Pocket dimension!" The emperor's icy glare pierced at this old friend.
'Shit!? What have I gotten myself into? I was just hoping to relish my friend misfortune. B...but I just have to add salt to injuries and ... Fuck it, what have to come, had came. What I have to do now is to accompany my old friend. Let hope that I am not in the cross hair when this daughter-con freak explodes. Might as well grab that model A-02-Q721 of the Emperor Rampage Series.'
"Yes, yes."
"No, not that space, it's too weak, I want something stronger than the time that monkey wretched the palace."
'Fuck!? FUCK!'
"FUCK!?"
"..."
'Shit, I slipped. Damn, that's too monstrous. If I make it out alive, I will pray to... No, I better pray now. 'Heed my prayer to, except this stupid fellow, all the old gods and new. Hell. I'll even pray to the others gods to bless the poor soul that's about to receive this stupid fellow's wrath. Hopefully this prototype Emperor's Apocalypse series works. I better place a few formations first just to be safe. And some within. No everything is worth it to see this Apocalyptic father's expressions. Haha , I can't wait. Ah! I forgot I was in the middle of a prayer. Hahaha. Amen'
The emperor hairs stood on ends. He glanced at his friend smug face. "What are you smiling about?"
"Nothing you will find out soon. Haha. I don't know maybe your son-in-law destiny might change. Haha."
"Stop being cryptic and just spill it. Whatever not as if I care. Open the pocket dimension."
"Okay, okay. Let me lay some formations externally and internally first. Then you can go crazy."
"Good. Hurry up or else I'll lose my enlightenment."
'This freak even now, he is pondering on the great dao.'
"You're developing a sword art?"
"Yeah I just got inspired with a sword art."
"You freak. I am done I rushed it a bit but it should do."
"Oh you finished quite fast and sturdy, too. Congratulations. The concept of 9 and binary integrated with the elements and cosmos. A fine formation."
"You stupid old fool, it multi micro formations integrating with the bagua using binary and extrapolating toward the universe concept of 9. 3 governs 1, 2, and 4, and 6 governs 5, 7, and 8. While 9 governs all. 3 represents earth, 6 represents heaven. When heaven and earth combine, they becomes the universe representing 9. My new understanding, it brings the 64 hexagram to 512 transformations. With infinite possibilities and combinations."
"Oh thank you my friend for this greater enlightenment, i might be able to improve my initial sword art. With this I can go all out."
'Fuck. Did I just made it worst? He understood the concept!? Fuck... I need to get out. Oh no! ... GOD! NOO!? Too monstrous. This daughter-con freak! I need to leave. NOW!'
Boom!
The the internal formations cracked and exploded. The powerful explosion causes the pocket dimension to implodes on itself. As the pulling energy of the pocket dimension implodes, the external formation slowly cracked. Worried, Lao Zi poured his divine energy into the formation to stabilize it, slowly the fissures began to close. Suddenly a sharp sword intent ushers from the small black hole and silences still in the courtyard with everything frozen as time and space stopped. A sword peaks through the space and shreds the black hole. From the tear in space, the emperor clads in regal armaments appears.
"Great sword art! I'll call it 'Qiankun paternal love sword art,' haha! Let's go see that piece of shit."
'He have gone MENTAL, this daughter-con have reached a new level. He founded the daughter-con dao.'