349 Genocide

After patrolling their way through town, Carter's crew came to a clothing store where there was no people and began to dress up in order to blend in better with normal German civilians. Vanessa and Jaivva wore country dresses whereas Kiki and Mimi wore shirts with bows matching bows and pants that showed off their figures. As the girls dressed up and whispered compliments to one another, the boys yelled racial slurs and depicted each other as perfect Nazis.

Logan made this the one exception where Mike was dumber than Carter for being a Nazi citizen in a time where blacks were being murdered due to their skin color. Carter couldn't get over how much Logan would love being the perfect Nazi with grey hair. Mike, however, admitted that he was wrong for trusting either of them because they both betrayed his black ass. The jokes got worse, with the three claiming to send each other to the gas chamber, but their smiles never left.

Vanessa kept tapping her lip, worrying that they were going to get caught due to the noise. Kiki began reassuring her that the three were always like that no matter what situation they were in. Rather, it was a nuisance to get used to as opposed to a liability. Mimi added that there weren't many enemies running around due and that it was too noisy for the remaining soldiers to find them so easily. Hence they were able to patrol to the store undetected without breaking a sweat.

Jaivva twirled, "I never realized we were supposed to be citizens of Nazi Germany".

"No Jaivva!" Logan laughed as he threw up a Nazi salute, "We are Nazis! So let's wear the SS proudly as we commit genocide for mass destruction"!

Mike rose his hand, "We are nothing more than murder hobo Nazis"!

"Wow," Jaivva laughed, "We going that far with the story"?

Carter gave the last salute, "And we shall kill all, including Adolf".

"Fuck Adolf!" Mike kept his pose, "He tore our country up".

"Hey, hey, hey!" Logan shook himself out, "My boy made this country interesting. Look at how much people brag about the hardships of World War 3"!

Kiki shouted, "World War 2 asshole! There's never been a third. And nobody brags about the war. They are sharing the hardships they had to overcome to create the world we have today".

"Listen, D'artagnan," Logan rose his hand, "The world today is boring. And they still talk about this Adolf guy like he's some great king of the past".

"Oh my God," Kiki covered her face while laughing at Logan's stupidity, "Nobody does except the very few crazy Nazis that are still around. He was an evil dictator that committed genocide".

Logan glanced at the two boys, "How are there Nazis still around if we killed them off a long time ago? And what's wrong with genocide if that's how you get rid of Nazis anyways"?

Mike smirked, "Because they fled off to a lot of countries like America and stuck around".

Carter nodded, "Not gonna lie though, you got me on the genocide part. No way to end a genocide like a genocide. Just get out there and kill them all".

"Actually, that would be war," Vanessa nodded, "Genocide is when you just kill a bunch of people from a race or a nation".

"Yeah," Mike was looking down, "America has a lot of that. It's been against black people for the longest".

"I mean," Carter stretched his neck, "That's true, but don't forget that white people have also been by your side from the beginning. Y'all were never going to win the civil war, the civil rights movement, nor successfully protest with the Black Livs Matter movement without their help".

Mike snapped a finger at him, "That's true too. It's something I wish more people saw. Like, there are too many good people out there to sit here and say they of any particular group is all bad, ya know"?

Logan stared at them all, "I know, we need to get out of here. I'm already dressed up, and is ready to get on this hump".

Mike turned towards him, "That's true too. And it's not often we get to do things like the old days".

There was a brief moment of awkward silence before Carter cracked a laugh, "So... What are we waiting for? Let's get on this hump, get to the next town, and save Germany".

"Don't forget the Jews and the Polish," Mimi smiled.

"So... Excelsior!" cried Logan.

Jaivva got into a stack with Mimi and Vanessa, "I love how you all keep getting emersed into the story".

"That's how it's supposed to be," Mike nodded, "You don't come to play a game. You play an original character in this big story".

Carter showed off his teeth with a grin, "But still did whatever you wanted".

"Kill babies," Mimi smiled.

Mike nodded, "All kinds of cultural things that normal people wouldn't understand".

Logan sang in a deep voice, "Like march out to battle with songs of war echoing through our throats".

"Not gonna lie," Carter smiled, "Barbie girl was my jam".

Jaivva smirked away, "Y'all are just clowning now".

Kiki shook her head, "That's all they do".

"Okay!" Carter sprang towards the door, "Let's go then. We'll hit this dirt road and as soon as we hit the mountains, we'll break into a hiking formation with me and Logan upfront. Mimi, Mike, and Jaivva in the center. Kiki and Vanessa in the rear. That's when the fun will start".

"Unless we find a car to steal," Logan added, "Then we can get to the next town sooner and prepare for this new guy".

"Well," Carter nodded, "Get up front and take us out there"!

Everyone laughed as Logan stormed out of the store. They remained calm and got in their respective team stacks before heading out. Aside from most of the soldiers being in other spots of town, they were lucky that the outskirts weren't far away.