Ayooo tf is this

On a bright and sunny morning Rico is working on his car. His friend Mac is currently working so he doesn't have anything to do. "Man what the hell this is so boring, let's go to that lake Sabrina told me about."

(Rico POV)

I'm in my Dodge Durango damn this baby is sweet. Alright let's go to Lake Killimanti. There are kids running around foolishly while their parents are talking. Damn these parents really don't care. [What if I hit one of them?] Rico what are you thinking.

[Honesty though fuck them kids] Alright Rico you need to get yo head out the gutter. Let's go find that area Sabrina told me about it should be around. <After walking for 10 min> There it is let's dive in cus that's a good idea.

(3rd Person POV)

As Rico is diving down for no apparent reason he spots a glowing blue crystal. "Hmmmm I shoudl grab this looks cool". So he takes the crystal and brings it back up without drowning for some odd reason.

(Back to Rico POV)

Nice bet this could sell maybe. Nah imma just do something else with it. Let's go home cus this place is boring af. <After 30 min drive> Finnaly back home let's go and see wuts inside this thing. <Drops crystal on table> Damn this thing is heavy. Time to get my special tools. First is the hammer <bang!> <bang!> <bang!> damn this is hard [That's what she said].

<After continuously trying to crack open the crystal Rico just hits it> Wtf man that hurt. Oh wait it worked. (Rico does a pose look at the comments) I'm super strong see Mrs Doyle told you I'm not useless. Now what to do with it.