The life of an Illuminati Member

Personally I have always hated conspiracy theorists they always make things so hard.All I ever wanted to do was open a gate to a different dimension.But every person I met told me it was a bad idea and I shouldn't do it. Now trust me it's a great idea and I should know the average life span of an Illuminati member is 1,000 years or so in my 200 years I've seen plenty annnnddddd trust me when I say history sucks.In my 200 years here I've seen plenty of ladies it gets boring after a while every thing starts to seem the same and it is horrible.Let me tell you how would it feel to see everything tell it gets bland.q