21 First semester

The three months that I have spent at beacon have been a blast thus far, the bed and school products that I requested from my sisters sold like hot cakes so I had even more money to splurge.

So with the excess money I chose to have popular huntresses sponsor my gaming company. Basically I was remaking all the best games from my old life, so to boost revenue I paid some upper class men who I befriended in the library to model for it. I even asked some faunus girls who were incredibly shy. That's how I met coco and velvet, both have a desperate need for cash due to their complex weaponry.

Befriending ruby also led to an improvement in my weapons. Atreus gained a faster transformation speed and the arrows I had designed were further improved to be more dust efficient. My hand cannon was basically Ruby's wet dream as she picked it apart and reassembled it over and over. My gun got a barrel reinforcement which means I could use it for longer and have less recoil, the grip also gained a tiny hidden blade which I can deploy for when I need to pistol whip someone to death.

My guns also a knife! My axes Nightwing can now combine into a bow staff and a hard light dual element glaive if I need more reach. Couldn't make them a gun yet so delayed any further enhancements. In exchange I helped ruby secure higher grade parts that her father couldn't afford on a teachers salary.

When Weiss heard she scoffed at how frugal I was being, when I raised an eyebrow and said "good to know, when your on a hunt and her gun jams because of low grade parts I won't be the one needing covering fire."

Team rwby got a delivery of SDC goods within the week when I said that. Weiss may be well educated but in front of me she's still a dumbass. When we in the library srudtying for a class test she spoke about how the scar over her eye made her self conscious.

"Weiss why haven't you just covered it up with make up." I asked but she scoffed "do you think I could bring MY make up with me to a huntsmen academy." She replied as if it was obvious.

"Ok? Then why not borrow any make up from your roommates who are all female?" That comment made all of her team mumble about stuff. Ruby spoke about she goes by use it as she forgets to remove it and gets skin irritation. Blake doesn't use it because of her heightened senses, the chemicals in the stuff make her want to puke. Yang just said she lost her make up bag on a night out and forgot to bring the stuff from patch. Her father can't bring it because he doesn't know wtf anything she mentions is.

As I brought up a valid point the four girls turned to Pyrrha and Ren to ask for makeup. Ren deadpanned then with a harsh glare, bitch I'm all natural was the message he conveyed. Pyrrha didn't wanna share her stuff so she pulled out some sports tape, pain relief spray and war paint in response.

Weiss' adoration of her soared even further as she found out her "goddess" didn't need make up. Ruby turned to her when she called Pyrrha a goddess and just stared "Weiss please, if you don't get your libido under control I'm going to have to move to another room."

"MY LIBIDO ISNT OUT OF CONTROL!!!!"

"Yeah? Then why did I find ninjas of love hidden under your bed? Or the way you sweat in the changing rooms? Or how your always checking girls out with your eyes?"

Weiss was fuming "that's not mine! I sweat because I'm fresh from a workout and I'm checking their outfits!" She defended herself but I raised my hand "Weiss please! Hakuna your tatas this is a library!"

She just huffed and sat down reading reluctantly while mumbling about what hakuna means. I noticed blake focusing a little too much on her book when ruby mentioned ninjas of love. So I whispered to Pyrrha to say the line to me.

"Jaune last night I couldn't help but think "now that's a katana~". My team burst out laughing accompanied by ruby and yang. Blake just blushed and pushed her head further into her book catching onto the fact that we sussed her out.

Other notable events that happened over the first semester was that we went to the red forest searching for sap. Nora had dragged us pretty far away from the other groups so we could search for the "prime sap" as she called it.

She guided us straight into an Ursai lair filled with those honey eating Grimm. Good thing we carried guns, we just sprayed until the enemy were all dead. Ren had upgraded his ammo to more powerful stuff thanks to me and Pyrrha ordering a little extra from him. Nora also swiped some different dust elements from the supply I use for my arrows.

Now she she a grenade which basically goes full PAIN on someone blasting them away with a gravitational blast. Gravity dust is OP, my ideas to use it to construct a gravity training chamber are well underway. Just need to workout the right layering off the dust and a means to nullify leakage from the machine.

Team Rwby also went to Vale and met sun which led to the whole Blake coming out as a Faunus thing. When she came to us to come out we all just drolled "we know~".

Her team couldn't believe it so asked for an explanation. "Blake I cooked you fish as a joke thinking you were a faunus on the first day. Pyrrha guessed based on your movement, Ren based on how your bow twitches when we speak about erotic literature and then there was the time you hissed at Nora when she squirted water at you from her drink bottle."

"It was a cough!" She replied not denying the other three, the blush on her face was due to being discovered on the first day. "Did you also know I was a member of the fang?"

"Well yeah! Their symbol was on your travel bag after all" I replied which made her pale and disappear in an after image as she had no idea.

Yang walked up "does it?" "Nah I was just messing with her, she's probably going to tear the room apart looking for it." Ruby squealed "oh no!" And disappeared to prevent some off the damage. Yang just laughed while Weiss groaned about the mess she will have to clean.

On another note I managed to find all the drink dispensers in every classroom as well as fully workout how to spawn every drink. Ozpin wasted his magic on some petty shit, when beacon falls I ripping out one of the planks it's enscribed on for the journey across remnant.