The Human Burger

What if you found out that your burger was made with human meat?

There was an American man who killed people and turned them into burgers and sold.

It all started when one time Joe Metheny got home from a long day at work.

"Honey, I'm home! honey!? where are you? he called but nobody minded.

He only found out that her girlfriend ran away with their child.

"Where the hell are you"? Joe instantly suspected she left for another man.

In search, he went under a bridge where she used to visit. He was absolutely furious.

Perhaps, that is why he brought with him an axe. When he reached the bridge he found to homeless men. "Hey! have you seen my girlfriend? he asked.

This was when Joe became a monster because the men didn't have an answer to his question. "No man! they are no here" one man said. They went from being homeless to lifeless.

Joe with not a single remorse hit them with his axe and to make things worse, once he realized a fisherman saw him, he killed him too.

He then dumped all 3 bodies into the river and became a new man.

He got arrested but 1 full year with no evidence, he was set free.

The moment he stepped out, he resumed his search but instead of finding them out, in frustration, he only ended up killing more people. And unlike what he did to his first 3 people, No! he didn't dump their bodies instead he turned them into food, BURGERS.

Joe carried the bodies put them on a table and started to slice the bodies part by part, hands, legs, feet and arms. He put them into small containers and stores them into a fridge.

He turns them into burgers and not only eat them by himself but put in front of his house and sold them to in the neighborhood. He got more customers because people realized it tastes great. This happened several times and went on to kill more people. Nobody suspected him neither the burgers.

How was Joe caught?

He tried to kill again but unfortunately the victim escaped, a woman. The victim immediately reported him to the police who soon arrested him.

Joe didn't deny any of the accusations but admitted that he killed more people. " The word sorry will never come out from my mouth!" he proudly says. He went on to say he had only one regret, what could it be?. "The only thing I feel about now is I didn't get to murder the two motherf**** I was really after and that's my ex old lady". Joe said.

After this, Joe was found guilty and sentenced two life sentences. After years, he was found dead in the cell and before his death, he said this

" NEXT TIME YOU ARE RIDING DOWN THE ROAD AND YOU HAPPENED TO SEEN AN OPEN PIT BEEF STAND THAT YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE MAKE SURE YOU THINK ABOUT THIS STORY!".