1 Genesis 1

1 In the beginning, Shrek created the heavens and the earth.

2 The earth was formless and empty. Darkness was on the surface of the deep and Shrek's Spirit was hovering over the surface of the gamergirl bathwaters.

3 Shrek said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

4 Shrek saw the light, and saw that it was good. Shrek divided the light from the darkness.

5 Shrek called the light "day", and the darkness he called "night". There was evening and there was morning, the first day.

6 Shrek said, "Let there be an expanse in the middle of the bathwaters, and let it divide the bathwaters from the bathwaters."

7 Shrek made the expanse, and divided the bathwaters which were under the expanse from the bathwaters which were above the expanse; and it was so.

8 Shrek called the expanse "sky". There was evening and there was morning, a second day.

9 Shrek said, "Let the bathwaters under the sky be gathered together to one place, and let the dry land appear"; and it was so.

10 Shrek called the dry land "earth", and the gathering together of the bathwaters he called "bathwaterseas". Shrek saw that it was good.

11 Shrek said, "Let the earth yield memes, herbs yielding memes , and fruit trees bearing memes after their kind, with their meme potential in it, on the earth"; and it was so.

12 The earth yielded memes, herbs yielding memes after their kind, and trees bearing memes, with their meme potential in it, after their kind; and Shrek saw that it was good.

13 There was evening and there was morning, a third day.

14 Shrek said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of sky to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs to mark seasons, days, and years;

15 and let them be for lights in the expanse of sky to give light on the earth"; and it was so.

16 Shrek made the two great lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night. He also made the shooting stars.

17 Shrek set them in the expanse of sky to give light to the earth,

18 and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness. Shrek saw that it was good.

19 There was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.

20 Shrek said, "Let the bathwaters abound with memes, and let memes fly above the earth in the open expanse of sky."

21 Shrek created the large bathwatersea memes and every meme that moves, with which the bathwaters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged meme after its kind. Shrek saw that it was good.

22 Shrek blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the bathwaters in the bathwaterseas, and let memes multiply on the earth."

23 There was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.

24 Shrek said, "Let the earth produce memes after their kind, livestock memes, creeping memes, and memes of the earth after their kind"; and it was so.

25 Shrek made the memes of the earth after their kind. Shrek saw that it was good.

26 Shrek said, "Let us make memers in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the memes of the sea, and over the memes of the sky, and over the livestock memes, and over all the earth."

27 Shrek created memers in his own image. In Shrek's image he created him; memer and gamergirl he created them.

28 Shrek blessed them. Shrek said to them, "Be fruitful, multiply, fill the earth, and subdue it. Have dominion over the memes of the sea, over the memes of the sky, and over every living meme that moves on the earth."

29 Shrek said, "Behold, I have given you every meme yielding seed, which is on the surface of all the earth, and every tree, which bears fruit yielding memes. It will be your food.

30 To every meme of the earth, in which there is life, I have given every meme for food;" and it was so.

31 Shrek saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. There was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.