2 On my way!

I started packing my bags when I hear something near my window. Bam!!!....My window brakes and I look out with my sword, it's a kid looking for food. He asked me if I had any food and if not he would kill me, guarantee he is only like seven or eight, I started laughing and he said what's so funny and I told him it was funny that he was going to kill me with a stick. "Well sorry ma'am but it's not like I can go buy a sword like you" he said. So I gave him some food cause I felt bad, he ate the food right there in front of me and I'm like kid go home, but he didn't have a home so I told him he could live here while I'm gone. He asked me where I was going and I told him to the village just up north, "That would take me one week" I said yep that's why I'm packing my stuff and going early before winter hits. He asked me if he could come with and I said no way it's to dangerous, "Well living out here with strangers is dangerous" he said. I let the kid come along because he wouldn't stop begging me. What a drag.