1 The News about the Demon Lord

In the Southern world, there is a mountain that is so tall that it reached the sky. At the peak of it, there was a door on the stone wall.

"Can you pass me the salt, Daddy?"

"Oh, here.", the two of them got the salt at the same time. However, they stopped and looked at each other.

"Oi! Oi! Do you think you're her Daddy?!"

"What about you?! You're a girl! You lesbo! Why would you think you're the one she called Daddy?"

"Hey"

"Yes, wait a minute and I will give you the salt after I FUCKING PUSH THIS GUY OFF THE MOUTAIN!"

"What! You think you can do it?!"

"No, I certainly can not.", the girl backed out in a very lady-like manner.

"Oh, ok", the guy too backed out in a very gentle-like manner beforr saying, "I'm still the Daddy though."

"HEY!!", silence covered the dining room, "My Daddy, the Heavenly Father is here!! He's in front of you! Who do you think I'm going to call Daddy?!"

"What?", the other girl exclaimed in mockery as she casually cleaned her ear with her pinky with an expressionless face, "He's just the Heavenly Father, how can you call him Daddy?", while the other guy nodded in agreement with a solemn face.

"Duhh!! Because he's my dad!?", the girl with slender hands slammed the dining table, "What even is the meaning of Daddy for both of you?!"

".... Fuckbuddy?", both of them answered at the same time.

The girl who wore a tight fit body suit that showed the outline of her body that all men would drool over. Her face and the aura she's showing couldn't be compared to anything as it is even more beautiful than the cosmic beauty you see at the starry night sky, that is why she was called the Sage of Beauty, Hunny Mei.

After hearing the two, her face twisted in anger. The cosmic had chaos in it and destruction filled the boundless space. However, she is now in a predicament as she looked at her own father and then looked at the two with anger again.

"Damn you two! Now I can't call my Father Daddy!", slamming the table once again.

"That is why I should be the one to be called your Daddy.", the guy winked at Hunny Mei flirtatiously with a cool accent and posture, "That Heavenly Father isn't worthy of being your Daddy."

"Arrghh!!", Hunny Mei shouted in irritation, "It is not about being worthy or not! He is my FA-THER! My biological father!'

"Yeah, he's right.", the other girl pointed at the guy, "He does not deserve to be your biological father.", she said with an indifferent tone.

"Why does it sound like you don't know what biological meant!?", she abruptly stood up and looked at her father in front, "Da-... Father, say something! Your name is being dirtied by these two! Don't you want to give them Imperial Punishment for that?!"

In front of her was a calm elderly with white hair and a white beard. His complexion was of ancient and was everlasting. Even in this situation, his body was still and his face was placid and serene. He befitted of being the Heavenly Father, ruler of ten kingdoms in the Southern World. He wore a flashy golden suit with a golden gown at the back and clothes that are red as a robe.

His eyes stared at nothingness, uncaring of what was happening on the outside world. The deepness of his pupils was boundless as if falling into the infinite space where stars shone the endless night. It is unknown what was inside his head. It may be answering questions that geniuses and eminent monks failed to answer. It may be about his kingdoms. By just looking at his deep expression, one would fall in wonder.

When he heard his daughter calling him, his eyes rolled up and stared at his beautiful daughter he was proud of.

As if he hadn't heard anything, he nodded as a sign of respect and said, "It was great meeting your friends, Hunny.", while he gently stood up, "However, as I was reluctant to but I must leave. My kingdoms need me. My time is precious but I have already given you half a day of it. After all, I already finished my task.", he said calmly and formally.

"Umm, okay.", Hunny Mei tilted her head in confusion.

The guy who's all flirty earlier whispered to the other girl, "Wait, he's been here for half a day? I didn't notice."

"Actually, me too, it's already lunchtime. Is he saying he's been here since midnight?"

"What? That's funny and we didn't even notice him?"

The guy went to his memories as he was woken up by Hunny Mei in the middle of the night...

"Hey, Sane! Wake up! My father is here!"

"Hunny?", Un Sane faced Hunny Mei with closed eyes, still tired, "You finally want to do it with me?"

"No! I just said that my father is here! And why do you sound like we're lovers?!"

"Alright, if you're that impatient, come here, you little virgin.", Un Sane spread his arms while his eyes still closed.

"Ah! what is wrong with you?! You and Lei don't really have a care!", she had enough and left.

Un Sane then went back to sleep as if it was a dream.

~~~

"Hmm, I think he did come in the middle of the night."

"Really?", this time, Lei went to her memories where she woke up in the morning where the sun was already up since Hunny Mei couldn't wake her up in the middle of the night...

Lei Ah walked out of her room while yawning and saw an old man in the living room, sitting on the sofa and staring outside pass the window. Behind that window where the sun slowly rising while being covered by mountains and clouds.

..

"Isn't that him?"

"Don't interrupt me! I think something important is going to happen!"

..

When she saw this old man with a flashy suit, she went to the bathroom and brushed her teeth.

~~~

Lei Ah picked her ear indifferently, "I guess that's important."

Un Sane nodded in agreement, "I can't deny that. Brushing your teeth is important."

"You pieces of shit!", Hunny Mei shouted in anger, "We can hear you!"

"Ah!", Lei Ah abruptly exclaimed, "I remember now!"

"What? There is more important than brushing your teeth?", Un Sane widened his eyes.

Lei Ah nodded, "After I brushed my teeth, I saw Mei in her apron."

Un Sane stood up in shock, "You mean you saw her tight, plump ass?!", he groped the air in front of him.

"Yes!", Lei Ah clenched her fist, "Thank God for tights!", she stood up as well.

Un Sane lifted his fist too and shouted.

Hunny Mei looked at them, being creeped out as if she was looking at some dumb creepy old men.

"...."

"...."

"Yeah, I really want to grope her ass...."

"Me too...."

The two asked Hunny Mei politely, "Can we grope your ass for a minute?"

"Ummm", Hunny Mei tap her finger on her chin, thinking deeply, "Maybe... NO!", she frowned, "Can you two stop sexually harassing me in front of my father!"

The two hung their heads down in disappointed, "What~~? It's just a minute... Selfish Hunny. You don't deserve to be a Sage anymore."

"Don't they say share your blessings? Your tight, plump ass is a blessing, you know."

"Why do you two looked like you expected something?", Hunny Mei placed her hand on her waist, "What are you now? Kids?!"

"Ehem!", the Heavenly Father coughed to get some attention.

"Ah!"

But he failed.

"I remember when we had breakfast. Is he the old dude that came to eat with us?", Un Sane asked.

"Of course!", Hunny Mei shouted.

"Huh? I thought he was just some beggar that you gave some food.", Lei Ah was confused.

"What the fuck?! He introduced himself earlier and even wore the same outfit! How can you say he's a beggar?!"

"His clothes look like junk to me."

"You too? Hahaha."

Hunny Mei had enough and looked at her father, "Father! They are disrespecting you! Say something!", as she saw her father, the Heavenly Father was removing his gold gown at the back.

"You are right, I too think this is junk. I will have to execute those who made this when I come back at the empire.", he placidly said as he tried to rip the gold gown. The gown was made out of pure gold but it was easily ripped by the Heavenly Father. It was the strength of being at the Peak of Heavenly Stage of his Self Energy or Natal Energy.

"No, Father! That is not junk!", Hunny Mei tried to stop her father but it was too late, she then looked angrily at the two, "Why can't you respect him?! His your Emperor and my father!"

"Emperor? But he only holds ten kingdoms in the Southern world and I'm from the Northern world.", Un Sane shook his head.

"And I'm from the Western world.", Lei Ah pointed at herself as she widely smiled.

"But you're in the Southern world right now, making him your Emperor!"

Un Sane yawned, "Eh~~", he was not even looking at the Heavenly Father but sat down and ate his food.

The Heavenly Father saw a chance and immediately said, "I shall take my leave now.", he deeply bowed.

"Father, you don't need to bow to them!", Hunny Mei held the Heavenly Father.

"Why not?", Lei Ah sat down and innocently asked.

Hunny Mei looked at them with rage, even if she was to say the reason to respect her father, they wouldn't take it seriously, "Aren't you going after me? Then you need father's consent first! But since you are disrespectful, it is impossible for him to give you that.", Hunny Mei smiled confidently as she looked down upon the two with narrowed eyes as if she got them.

The two stopped still while their eyes widened.

Un Sane appeared in front of the Heavenly Father and snatched Hunny Mei and groped her all over, "Father, give me your daughter!", it sounded as if it was an order not asking. It was unknown how he got there.

Hunny Mei was surprised and kicked Un Sane away as she retreated to her father's back with her flustered face and raging eyes while covering her body.

"Argh!", Un Sane threw up some saliva as he fell on the floor, "That was great.", he said as if it was his last words as he stared at his palm, still groping the air. A foot suddenly landed on his stomach, "Ah!"

Lei Ah relentlessly kicked him, "You stupid shit! I'm envious!"

".....", the Heavenly Father stared at them, unknown to what he was thinking, "Of course, my daughter is yours.", he nodded.

Un Sane raised his fist, "Yes!"

Lei Ah's foot landed on the floor where Un Sane's stomach was supposed to be, Pa!*

Hunny Mei was suddenly pulled by her hand.

"Hunny, let's now deflower you!", Un Sane wiped his drool.

Hunny Mei snapped and cracking bones was heard as she gripped her hand that was being held by Un Sane, "You rapist!"

"Aw!", Un Sane pulled his poor hand that changed color to purple with tears in his eyes, "Why? I thought I need your father's consent?"

"You don't have my consent yet!"

"....", Un Sane shook his hand and the color went back as if nothing happened, "Then, isn't he practically useless then?", his finger that was supposed to be broken pointed at the Heavenly Father.

Hunny Mei stared at him, finally giving up and could only sigh.

The Heavenly Father bowed a goodbye again before turning back and exiting.

On the peak of a huge green mountain towering in the center of the mountain ranges that reached the clouds, the Heavenly Father came out of the door that was on the wall made out of stone.

The greed mountain had a slope spiraling from peak to its foot. That slope was wide enough for two wide carriages to pass by at the same time.

As the Heavenly Father was about to turn around the slope where there were Imperial Carriages and Guards and Knights waiting for him, his knees lost its strength and he fell to it, slamming his hand on the smooth ground.

Sweat poured from his face and saliva came falling from his mouth as he heavily breathed, trying to catch it. His whole body was trembling.

"Those... Sages... they were naturally emitting such pressure... How many times did I lose my consciousness?? I'm already at the peak of Heavenly Stage..", he then looked above. His complexion was like night and day when compared earlier where he looked very noble, "If I didn't know that Hunny was still a virgin after being with that horny sage for five years and I would likely think he's a rapist too.", he stood up with hardship and dusted himself while trying to breathe deeply to calm himself.

"And that Sage of Power, Lei Ah, is she a woman? if not for her face and body befitting of a delicate girl then with her personality then I would likely think that she's a man.", he sighed and formed himself well, wiping his cold sweat. He needed to look like an Emperor in front of his subjects.

He then turned to the slope and met his subjects, all kneeling before him. He had hope that he would never come again in here again.

.....

"Why was he even here?", Un Sane was now eating on the dining table as if nothing happened.

Hunny Mei sat beside him and began to eat too.

Lei Ah sat opposite to Un Sane and silently took a piece of roasted goat meat and poured a soup of vegetable and coconut milk to it.

Silence covered the dining room.

After gulping the food she just chewed, Hunny Mei made a tingling expression, "Nothing really beats my own cooking.", with a smug, "Aren't I just the perfect wife material?"

"What's this?", Un Sane looked at her with a doubtful expression, "Narcissistic, aren't you?"

Lei Ah nodded, "You don't accept our praises but then flattered yourself endlessly."

Hunny Mei looked at them with a dumbfounded look, "You two were drooling over me just a moment again, why against me now? And you do not praise me, you sexual harass me!", she pointed her fork at the two.

The two shrugged their shoulders and had no idea how to deny that.

A vein popped out of Hunny Mei's forehead but she just changed the topic.

"Who's one of us that is going to deal with that brat?"

"What brat?", Lei Ah looked at her curiously, the spoon she held stopped mid-air.

Hunny Mei stared blankly, her gaze shifted to Un Sane.

Un Sane noticed this and asked, "What?"

"....", Hunny Mei narrowed her eyes, "You mean you're serious when you asked what my father even did here?"

"What? Of course.", Un Sane raised an eyebrow.

Her eyes rolled to Lei Ah which she nodded as she took a bite.

Hunny Mei rubbed her forehead seemingly in distress, "Unbelievable...", she whispered.

"The brat I am talking about was the Demon Lord which my father said that she reappeared after mysteriously disappearing for a year and has already half dominated the Eastern world after just a month."

A silver spoon fell onto the plate, Lei Ah was surprised, "He said something? Did his mouth even moved while he was here except when he said he was about to leave?"

Hunny Mei didn't react anymore, 'That's where you are surprised?'

"My father said that the world needs our help right now."

"Ohhh, that's interesting..."

"....."

"The world needs us, huh? Can't say no to that."

"This is a very important matter, it is."

The two indifferently said as they chomped on their food.

"Sane should go.", Lei Ah pointed.

"Why me?"

"Isn't it your fault that the Demon Lord disappeared for a year?"

Hunny Mei raised her eyebrow, "What? He is? I have no idea about that?"

"Well, of course. In that time, you are in the Cave of Ascension, trying to become a Sage for a half a year so you wouldn't know that."

"But you two didn't even say anything after I came out of that cave."

The Lei Ah and Un Sane glanced at each other and apologetically said, "We might have forgotten."

"Seriously? Is there nothing important to you two?"

Un Sane sighed, "Okay, okay, I'll go. Such a bother.", he said as he stood up and place his plate on the washing area and cleaned it.

"Ohh, nice. Can you bring ice cream when you come home?"

"Ice cream? What the fuck is that?"

"I don't know how it made but it should be sweet milk with any flavor that will become a cream then you freeze it... I'm not sure."

"That sounds tasty but if you're not sure then should I just bring home some Iced Milk then or a cake if it is fine."

"Hmmm, ok."

Hunny Mei wiped her lips with a cloth before she asked, "You're talking about saving the world and defeating the Demon Lord, right?"

"Why of course.", Un Sane finished cleaning his plate and went to his room, preparing to leave, "It'll take a while so maybe I should bring my Bottomless Bag?"

"Eastern world is pretty far away so just bring anything you can.", Hunny Mei entered his average-looking room with a bed and a shelf filled with books. Her long eyelashes fluttered.

"Looks like someone is worried for her master.", Un Sane said with a wide smile.

"What? Why would I? Who can put you to danger?"

Un Sane thought deeply, "Maybe you two, the Sage of Power and the Sage of Beauty; if you work together, maybe you can injure me."

"No, we can't.", Hunny Mei sighed.

Un Sane disappeared and reappeared in front of Hunny Mei before stealing a quick kiss and saying, " I'll be gone for a while.", then he disappeared.

Hunny Mei wasn't able to react and could only get flustered.

While she held her face in embarrassment. Behind the door at her back, a yell resounded, "I don't need a kiss, you bastard!"

"Do you even need to curse? I'm saying my goodbye here."

"You'll be back in a month, goodbye my ass!"

Hunny Mei blankly stared at the air in front of her.

...

The three Great Sages that was said to have ascended higher than the Gods above the heavens who are living in the Sky Peak Mountain peacefully was disrupted by the sudden reappearance of the Demon Lord along with the invasion of the Eastern world.

Now, Un Sane, the Great Sage of Mind was chosen to save the world as he looked at the forest in front of the stone door at the peak of the green mountain.

In front of him were clouds floating incessantly while the sunlight was cast upon them.

What adventure will he face?!

At the peak of that towering mountain that have reached the sky, a wild wind was blowing, making his green common Taoist robe and his black hair with a long tail below on the back of his head flutter wildly.

"This is so refreshing.", Un Sane spread his arms and looked at the clouds hovering below, covering the land of green.

He grabbed his brown leathered sling bag and jumped onto the sky.

In no time, Un Sane reached the ground softly as wind exploded when he gently placed his foot on the soil ground as if gravity was non-existent and his acceleration when he was falling was false.

Right after he landed, he heard horses neighing from his back. When he turned around, he saw hundreds of warhorses and intimidating knights riding them. In the middle of that was a huge golden carriage with a hue of red.

.....

"Lei, what did Sane do to the Demon Lord for her to disappear?", Hunny Mei asked as she did the dishes.

When Lei Ah was about to answer with a smile on her face, the answer was funny for her, a knock was heard from the stone door.

"Who could that be?", Lei Ah stood up after she heard a few knocks. Nobody should get at the peak of this mountain without an appointment and knock on their door.

She opened the door but froze up when she saw who it was.

"Lei, who's on the door?", Hunny Mei asked inside the kitchen area, by then, she heard a pitched voice yelling;

"I, the Demon Lord! Conqueror of worlds has come here for revenge! Bring the Great Sage of Mind right now!"

Hunny Mei almost dropped the dish she was washing when she heard this and hurriedly went to the front door where the two was.

As she turned, she saw Lei Ah's back and in front of Lei Ah was a cute girl with two buns followed by a hairtail on her head. This girl was a head shorter than Lei Ah and had a prideful expression and with an aura of hatred.

"She's the Demon Lord? Isn't she smaller than the last time?", Hunny Mei went beside Lei Ah.

"Smaller?", the Demon Lord frowned but shook her head, "Bring out Sane at once! We shall settle our grudges once and for all! How dare he humiliate and touch me before?!", her pupils shone red in anger.

Lei Ah looked at Hunny Mei with a worried face, "What do we do about this? He's probably far away now, we can't possibly go and tell him."

"Eh..", Hunny Mei had a bitter expression and sighed, " Don't worry about him. He's the Great Sage of Mind after all. He'll eventually know that he's in a goose chase not long after."

Lei Ah nodded. The two then stared at the Demon Lord.

Sweat traversed on the Demon Lord's cheeks, "What? Who are you two? You two seemed strong?"