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BANG!

One of the bakery employees went down with a shot in the chest, since Gabriel had run out of there as soon as the gentleman raised his gun, he went zigzagging through the crowd.

"WAITEEE!!!" the gentleman was so exasperated that he dropped his monocle.

BANG!

BANG!

"Gosh!... SOMEONE SHOOT HIM!"

Some people in the crowd fell, but no one was motivated enough to run after Gabriel.

Why is everyone trying to kill me?

'They think this will help you...'

As he ran he turned his face and saw that the snake was still wrapped around his shoulder, "what the hell are you?"

'You wouldn't understand...'

"WHY AM I HERE?

'Tsss... stop yelling...' She extended her tail and a martini glass appeared out of nowhere, after a sip she continued 'You think I question the actions of the goddess?'

"BUT... ok... I get it... are you like my helper or something?"

'IN YOUR DREAMS!... I would rather die than be a servant of a mortal'

"Then what the fuck are you?... why are you here?" said Gabriel as he stopped to take a breath "Are you here just to drive me even crazier?"

'You don't have to speak out loud, I can hear your thoughts... Tsss... do you know anything about systems?'

As Gabriel saw people looking strangely at him again, he kept walking. 'So you are my helper!

'NOT AT ALL! They told me to help, but there is a huge difference between giving information, some small help and being their helper... the goddess helped you, so she is your helper now? I lived for millennia and crossed countless universes to be your helper? NO, the right thing would be for you to be the slave of the servant of the servant of the servant of the servant of the servant of the servant of... of my servant!

-_- ok... let's have a truce... will be like the novels I read? Where I have a status window, gain experience and such? Ah! and what is my op skill, that will make everything easier?

The status part will be like this, but you won't get any op skills

Why?... in the stories everyone gets one!

'Let's say... the last time we did this... it went very bad.... '

I don't care, I want an OP skill!

'haha... If I were you, I'd worry more about where you're going'

What? Gabriel hadn't realized, but he had entered a poorly lit alley and there was already a badly dressed guy blocking the way, he turned around, but there was already another one behind him. Why didn't you warn me before?

'I told you I'm not your helper...'

"Hi Kido..." said the one in front.

"HAHAHA... did you come to have some fun boy?"

The one in front was holding a pistol with his only arm and the one blocking the exit had a poorly made prosthesis replacing one of his legs and was holding a knife.

"I'm warning you, I don't have any money..." seeing that they didn't stop approaching "the town I used to live in, was destroyed by monsters and I really don't have anything with me..." while saying this he put his hand in the pocket.

"haha... We don't want money..."

"Yeah...you are exactly what we needed..." he was saying as he looked at Gabriel from head to toe.

Gabriel felt chills run down his spine. What did he mean by that? Gabriel thought as he drew his gun and said "STOP!"

Gabriel pointed to the one with the gun and walked to the wall so he could see both of them at the same time.

"Ohh! Easy!..."

"Put your weapons on the ground NOW!"

The one with the gun hesitated, but eventually dropped it on the ground.

"Geez! How did you get a gun like that? It must cost as much as a house!" said the one with the knife.

"This kid must be pretending to be a homeless person to..."

BANG!

The one with the gun fell face down on the ground with an extra hole in his skull.

"NO!" the one holding a knife jumped up trying to stab him.

"LET ME GO!"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

CLICK!

CLICK!

His heart was racing, it took Gabriel a while to stop pulling the trigger. He sat down away from the bodies and threw the gun on the ground. Why?... Why did I shoot first? He had... I killed them just because of the swearing?... Am I a psycho?

'Not yet! It's the effect of the gun...'

"You don't have to lie..."

The snake hit his head with its tail and said 'You think you're some kind of prodigy who doesn't miss a shot and reacts super fast...even though it's the first time you've picked up a gun?'

"'What do you mean? I thought that...'

'I said you wouldn't gain any skill... this gun is garbage, but it was made exactly for dumb noobs like you...'

"What do you mean?"

'Take it in your hand and think about opening the Status window'

Hm?... "IT WORKED!!!"

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Left Hand Revolver

Low Level Magic Machine (LLMM)

Tier: 1.2 (Maximum is 10.0)

Rarity: Normal.

Damage: 0 + Ammo damage * 0.5 + Energy * 0.1

Max fire Rate: 2 BPS (Bullets per second)

Bullet Type: Median

Magazine Size: 6

Skills

Semi-automatic activation

Activated by killer intent, detects target, activates self-targeting and fires.

Cooldown: 0.5s

Self-Targeting

Moves automatically focusing on critical damage.

Cooldown: 0.5s

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'See how rubbish it is… the beggars gun was probably better...'

Are you crazy? these skills are very good... they are almost divine...

'HAHAHA! Noob… this weapon sucks, it's a huge waste even though it's made of shitty material…'

Why? It aims and shoots by itself… Aah… I get it… this is the problem, isn't it? End up killing someone unintentionally...

'This is the only part that can be useful, well, only for lazy noobs obviously…. that girl used this gun in his left hand, because she couldn't aim at two things at the same time, but this is a very bad idea… and take the beggar's gun, you will need it'

"Good idea!"

Gabriel took the gun from his hand, but hesitated a little before looking in his pockets. Damn, compared to what I've already done, stealing from a corpse is nothing.

'So... Using these weapon skills, she ended up not training and the worst part is to get used to this crooked crutch... the Maximum Fire rate is low and the cooldown time is also terrible, if the opponent is fast, this weapon wouldn't hit a single shot, it only serves on very slow and unprepared targets... someone with basic status, with everything in 1, would be able to dodge, if he paid attention... Do you understand now, why it's trash? '

The guy with the gun only had a few coins so she went to the one with the knife, but he had even less, Gabriel put the knife and coins in his pocket and started walking out of the alley.

I understand, but for me it has been very useful... what I didn't understand is why is it written damage 0?

'It just means that it doesn't add any effect to the shot and as its design is bad, it cannot use the full potential of the ammunition, hence the multiplier 0.5'

'The 0.1 is because the weapon's material conducts very little energy'

And as for my status, how do I check? Gabriel looked around the street to see if anyone had noticed anything, but the sound of gunfire along with the steam from the machines was constant in the city.

'If I were you, I wouldn't worry about that now...'

Why? Gabriel didn't see anyone hostile, so he looked into the alley. Hm... where are the bodies? Do they disappear when they die?

'More or less... GET DOWN!'

"What? AAh!... "

As Gabriel took too long to bend down, the knife cut a few strands of his hair before it got stuck in the brick wall. He looked around and "WHAAT?... DIDN'T YOU DIE?"

'RUN'

Some people came out of a side street and were running towards him, the two in front were the same ones he had killed. Gabriel ran in the opposite direction and turned right at the first corner. As he ran through the crowd, "Hadn't they died?"

'Nope! probably their base is very close... '

AH!... So everyone here is immortal? so when they 'die'... do they reappear somewhere?

'It's more or less like that... it's a long story... '

Gabriel smiled, I didn't kill anyone… So I'm not an ….

'Make no mistake, they are really dying'

But Gabriel didn't really pay attention to that last part, he only had one thing on his mind... Am I immortal too?

'Probably not... you weren't born here and this rebirth effect is... JUMP! '

As he didn't say the side, Gabriel jumped to the right, a knife went over him and hit the old lady in front, Gabriel got up quickly and ran again, he looked back and the bandits were getting close.

"Unacceptable!" said a gentleman in a pompous outfit, before taking a black revolver from his pocket.

The old woman moaned in pain, but anger was a great motivator, she reached into her purse and took out a pink gun with flowers, the same pattern as her dress.

"That hurts, You #$@#$! Sons of @#@#$ ".

BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG! BANG!

BANG!

Gabriel stopped running and was stunned, watching the couple slaughter the entire group, Serves you right, you perverts.

Hm… the ideal is to take their knives, so they don't have anything to steal with... haha​​.. Hm?

"I GOT YOU!"

Gabriel turned around and saw the nun he had hit earlier, she was flying over the street with huge white wings, she was wearing black leather armor and a steel aureala floating over her head, but what caught Gabriel's attention the most, was the rifle and the unfriendly expression.

BANG!

Creation is hard, cheer me up!

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