Stupid Ad

In a fairly cramped studio-type apartment, a 28-year- man was sleeping like a giant messy baby after returning home from work late last night.

The sound of his snoring made the singing birds perched on the room's window fly away in fear.

The man was from America, precisely Tennessee, a landlocked state in the Southeastern region of the United States.

It has been three years since he decided to live in Tokyo with a relatively simple job that he could rely on, an English teacher.

His name was Trevor.

And because of the unique Japanese spelling, native Japanese called him Tu-re-vo-ru-with the addition of sensei, of course, which means teacher.

Ring!

The daily alarm Trevor forgot to turn off on the weekend made him jolt up from sleep.

He blinked while relaxing the stiff muscles in his neck.

His eyes and hands moved towards the mobile phone lying right next to his pillow.

"The first alarm?" Trevor was both surprised and amazed when he realized that the first of seven sets of parallel alarms, he set had succeeded in waking him up.

Ding!

[1 new message]

[Sender: Lady Boss]

[I sent you an email for a contract extension. Check it ASAP]

"It's Sunday, the only day off for me, and I have to check my email?" complained Trevor, but he still got out of bed and moved to his desk.

With his eyes feeling heavy and he couldn't stop yawning, Trevor opened his old laptop.

However, it's not the desktop that appeared first but a video that automatically resumed itself.

"Mmmhh … ahhh …"

"Shhh … yes … faster …"

"F**k yes."

The unfinished porn video he watched last night was still there. Doing its unfinished business.

Trevor had insomnia last night, so he was looking for a way to fall asleep.

The most effective way was to remove all the pleasure fluid that was too much accommodated in his balls that felt like they were about to burst.

And he succeeded.

Although he ejaculated earlier than the duration of the 15-minute porn video he was watching.

At least his mission to fall asleep was successfully accomplished.

However, he forgot to turn off the porn video before he used a napkin to clean his messy shot and fell sleep.

Trevor clicked an 'x' button on the video once using his cursor. But nothing happened.

"Mmmmhh … yahh … f**k me harder, Daddyyy."

"This shit is playing with me!" cursed Trevor starting to swear at his laptop that wasn't working properly.

"Yahhh … Ahhh …"

Pah! Pah! Pah!

The collision between the two slightly wet and slimy flesh sounded louder than the sighing sound of the blonde girl in rabbit cosplay clothes being fucked on the dining table.

Her fair and supple skin, a pair of big boobies swaying in rhythm with the sound of impact, and the expression of pleasure displayed on her innocent face made Trevor start sweating.

With his magic wand gaining miraculous powers from 'morning glory,' Trevor changed his mind to stop trying to close the video, and his hand moved from the mouse to his hardened flesh.

"Ahhh... sorry Boss, it seems that your email will have to wait," Trevor muttered, then began to move his hands up and down while giving intense enough pressure on his average-sized dick of Americans.

He was imagining that the pressure came from the tight of the girl's pleasure hole on the screen.

"Yess … Daddy … Ahh …"

Trevor's gaze softened when the girl's face turned even more red as if she was entirely in heat.

Her two beautiful blue eyes began to glaze over.

Her naturally petite pink lips look wet after she stuck out her long and juicy tongue.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

And suddenly, the girl screamed, her eyeballs moving upwards like a squint as warm liquid gushed out of her thick, reddish-colored pussy lips.

Her shoulders were seen down, limp.

"Damn, I'm not done yet!" Trevor yelled.

His hand moved to replay the porn video, and his attempt this time was successful.

But... Just as the girl was about to take off her too-tight bra, suddenly an advertising notification popped up.

Ding!

[Win $1000 just by answering the following questions!]

[Click here for the first question]

"What? Stupid ads. Go away from me!"

Once again, Trevor attempted to get rid of the nuisance.

However, the many times he tried, the ads did not move from his laptop screen.

"What the hell? Has my laptop been broken?"

He tried one more time.

And more.

And more.

"Damn it! I swear to God!"

Ding!

[Win $1000 just by answering the following questions!]

[Click here for the first question]

Annoyed and frustrated, Trevor accidentally clicked on the text 'Click here for the first question'.

Ding!

[Well done!]

[Now you're a $1000 winning candidate]

[Only seven questions to be answered]

Ding!

[(1/7): What's your name?]

[Type here to answer]

Trevor frowned at what appeared on the screen.

"What kind of scam is this?"

Ignoring the question, Trevor attempted to close the ad page in his usual way of exiting internet advertising.

Watching porn videos online for free made him immune to the many annoying ads.

However, this one ad. It was not easy to get rid of.

"Well. I'll fill it with a fictional name. You won't know anyway." Trevor sighed.

His lust that had peaked was now slowly fading.

[Type here to answer]

[Damon Cockhead]

"Pfft..." Trevor chuckled at the strange surname that flashed through his mind.

Ding!

[(2/7): What's your gender, Damon Cockhead?]

[Type here to answer]

Trevor realized that it seemed that one wayward ad had to be obeyed.

Maybe the ad paid quite a lot, so it was not easy to get rid of the site just like that.

[Male]

Ding!

[(3/7): How old are you, Damon Cockhead?]

[Type here to answer]

"Seriously? Is this an identity theft? Stupid ads."

[18 years old]

"Eat that fictional character I made!"

Ding!

[(4/7): What's your sexual orientation, Damon Cockhead?]

[Type here to answer]

"That's a very personal question! But I am a proud straight man, so..."

[Heterosexual]

Ding!

[(5/7): Choose one …]

[a. Eat]

[b. Sleep]

[c. Money]

[d. Power]

[e. Green-eyed]

[f. Fuck]

[g. Hot-blooded]

"What? What is this ridiculous question? Stupid ads."

Trevor winced and rolled his eyes in annoyance. Even so, he had no other choice but to give an answer.

"I love to fuck so I'll choose fuck." He said back to fill in the answer.

[f. Fuck]

Ding!

[(6/7): How good are you at fuck from 1 to 10?]

[Type here to answer (only 0 to 10 numbers]

"This is insane!" Trevor quickly filled in the blanks with maximum numbers.

[10]

Even though he was not an expert.

In fact, since living in Japan, he has only done FAP. Considering that conquering Japanese women was not as easy as he thought.

"Okay, just give me the last question already."

Ding!

[(7/7): What do you see in this picture?]

[a. Two men dancing]

[b. A man and a woman dancing]

[c. Two women dancing]

[d. Other (Type your answer here)]

Ding!

[Click here for picture]

"What the hell? It's obviously boobies from two women! I don't see anyone dancing in this picture, dumb ads!"

[d. Other (Tits of two curvy women)]

Ding!

[Thank you for completing the questions]

[You have successfully become a candidate to win $1000]

Trevor let out a long sigh because the absurd survey was finally over.

And suddenly, a new notification popped up.

Ding!

[What if you could earn a billion dollars instead?]

[Click here if interested]

"What the feck, NO!"

In frustration, Trevor hit his desk and made his mouse bounce down, and accidentally moved the cursor on the screen, clicking the [Click here if interested] button.

Instantly Trevor's laptop screen blacked out. However, one second later, an extremely bright yellowish light made him blind in an instance.