1 Death and rebirth

Long story short honk honk truck-kun I'm not gonna bore you with the same old same old anyways let's hop into the story.

'Huh where am I' the mc of a terribly written story thought

Then all of the sudden he starts to hear what's sounds like Rick astleys never gonna give you up and he looks back to see a figure it was majestic something he had never seen before there stood Kermit the frog in front of him.

"What happened did I die" the mc asked

"Nooooo you just stopped breathing for an extended period of time" said the frog in front of him

"Who are you, what are you going to do to me" the mc who's name you still do not know asks Kermit the almighty

"Well with my almightyness and stuff I thought I would let you reincarnate somewhere that you want any world anywhere" said the sexy frog

"What" the mc asks staring blankly at the frog

"You heard me" the frog said as a light shone because of his presence

"So am I like special" the mc who is not special asked

"Nope" the frog replied bluntly

"Well damn I guess I'm a no name" said the mc (see what I did there hehe)

"I will let you go with a system under 1 condition" the frog said as thunder struck down with the power of all the gods combined

The boys eyes lit up as he asked "and what is the condition"

Kermits eyes turned dead serious as he reached behind him and the mc made a big gulp noise slowly Kermit pulled out a…

Toaster.

"Huh a toaster" the mc asked confused

But Kermit was dead serious as he said "lick the toaster"

"Ight" the mc said as he grabs the toaster and licks it

"Ha I knew it you have a fetish for toasters" Kermit said mockingly

"Huh you said I had to so I could be reincarnated" the mc asked a mic between weirded out and confused

"Whateverrrr I will give you a system" Kermit says

The mcs eyes sparkle

"However to open it you have yo call it's name and I have decided its name will be toaster fetish" Kermit says while looking at the mc

"Damnittt. Well what can it do" the mc asks

"Secret" Kermit says

"Secret?" And as the mc says that a portal opens under him as he falls down and wakes up

A/N remember always read description and check tags also what breathing style should he start with (yes he will be able to learn multiple but that will take a long time) anyways if you managed to make it this far the are you an alien oh yeah and before you go to the comments I had forgotten that had already written a system part