2 Birth again

(AN- In my last story I made it so his stats were literally in the billions and I had to drop it, so this time, I took the stats, CALCULATED them, now I might do stuff like "you have reached LVL 50, here are extra Stat points" or something but who knows

But I am still going to use a name generator for OC like his parents or mission clients)

[Hidden mission completed-

Complete your Character Creation

Reward: +100 XP]

[You have levelled up to LVL 1

Your stats have been increased and you have been awarded Stat points]

I wake up to see myself surrounded by liquid gooey stuff

It's so hard to move around, so slow

so...sleepy

*clap*

AH DAMN, IT HURTS

But to the doctors, it just sounded like random gibberish, since his vocal cords were not developed

"WAH, WAAAHHH" This was the only sound the doctors heard as they lifted up the now baby boy. He was crying, which is a good thing

The Doctor grinned as he looked at his parents "Congrats, it's a boy". He then handed over the baby to his mother as she took him in his arms

YOU STUPID PIECE OF ####, I HOPE YOU DIE-

The Nurse cooed as she looked at the little child being 'upset' "Aww, isn't he the cutest thing ever?"

YOU BIT-

[A few days later]

Well, being a child is unique. Irritating, but unique

My mother, Mika Uchiha is a Jonin specializing in Genjutsu and Fire Jutsu. She has the body of a normal Anime mother, that is to say, much better than the models out there, she had black hair, and black eyes like every other Uchiha.(AN- NO this is not Incest, matter of fact don't get too attached to her, there's a reason why I haven't described her in 4 paragraphs like other fanfics)

My father was actually an elite jonin, not on the levels of Kakashi or Guy, but still stronger than most Jonin. His name was Kenji Uchiha, he's actually mom's 4th cousin, since Uchiha families tended to keep the blood in the family, from what I heard, my mom and dad are the last of my family, damn it, I could have had a hot fiancé if another relative was alive, well whatever.

I glanced at the Quest I completed. Hidden quests huh? As if dealing with this isn't the hardest thing I had to deal with.

So, my name is Kaito Uchiha, kinda already knew since the system told me, my stats are pretty exceptional for a baby, which is to be expected.

Unfortunately, I cannot do 1000 pushups a few seconds after being born, I was lied to in fanfics. Matter of fact, it's so hard to *gah* move, stupid underdeveloped muscles.

The good thing, however, is that I can use my Sharingan, and what do you need for Sharingan? Chakra!!

Apparently, clan children start Chakra practice at 2 years old, but the system gave me access to it, so I'll try my best to exploit, thing is, I need to wait like, a few months before the coils get developed enough to use Chakra, but theybshould be enough to just practice Chakra Control for now

I mean, I can't use Jutsu, I can't, well rather, I wont try to strengthen my body, who knows what would happen if I did. I can't train my sensory abilities by sending spikes of Chakra, no doubt Shinobi would notice it, I don't have a tailed beast sealed in my gut, so I can't go in my mindscape and be like "hey I'm from another universe give me your Chakra" which I wouldn't have done even if I did have a tailed beast.

I could protect my mindscape? Oh wait, Gamers Mind

Is there a leaf here somewhere?

Wait, let's see how devour works, maybe I can understand that.

[Devour- Used to assimilate bloodlines when you come in contact with a person. This can also be used to obtain certain perks, however this cannot absorb Ninjutsu]

Ok, no Ninjutsu, that sucks but then again, getting bloodlines is pretty strong.

[You are able to modify bloodlines after you acquire them]

What, so I can remove the 50% C progress from civilians if I want to? whew, I did not want Low Chakra

Oh look a leaf.

I'll have to train with anything I can get, no matter how small, I need as big of a headstart that I can get to become stronger, if this was an Era like the 2nd Shinobi war, being the level of an Elite Jonin would have been enough, but with all the threats in the Canon timeline, I can't slack off one bit.

Wait... what timeline am I in?

Meh, whatever

So, I just stick this leaf to my arm then use Chakra and stick it there and as expected, it didn't work, underdeveloped Chakra coils and all that, just the standard stuff

So, a baby huh, well then, let's see how this life of mine goes for me, and this time, I have high expectations

[ 5 months later because I'm not writing about sticking a leaf to yourself]

[Leaf sticking exercise-LVL 8

This exercise improves the control of your Chakra. The number of CC depends on how many leaves you can stick. Each 30 minutes, your CC will increase by .25 x number of leaves. This exercise does not give more CC after reaching 15 CCP

Current number of leaves-3]

So boring...

I wanna watch some hentai

Oh no, I just realized I have to go through puberty again

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[A month later]

CCP:0.5-->15

I practiced 8 hours everyday

It was tiring, and so boring, and the worst thing is I can't walk so forget tree climbing, and its not just the leg muscles I can't control.

*pffftt*

Thankfully that was only a fart. Whenever I read fanfics, I though 'What a dumbass, can't you just stop your poo and cry?' Turns out, it's biologically impossible, as when you a child your ass muscles or urinary muscles are not developed well enough so you can control them

Oh no, I feel something solid.

this sucks. Thankfully, my mother notices so she takes out a diaper as she starts changing my diaper with a smile on her face as she makes fades to make me happy. I remember reading from demon slayer that Yoriichi maintained an emotionless face and couldn't speak for 5 years which really worried his mother

Turns out, he just didn't decide to speak those 5 years, and could speak perfectly, so he worried his mother for nothing. So I have to act like a baby to not worry my "mother".While my mother is cleaning my diapers, let me tell you what happened this month

The clan leader's 2nd son was born, so the Kyubi attack is due in... 2 months? I know Sasuke was born on 23 July and Naruto on 10 October.

So, I'm powerless to stop the Kyubi attack, which was expected to be honest, not that I really care about it.In the same manner, I'm powerless to stop the clan from its massacre as a 7 year old brat, I'm lucky enough to just survive

My mother usually takes me with her for shopping groceries, because dad is away on a mission, which is what every responsible mother should do, it's dumb to leave your kid at home.

Going outside, I see 4 faces on the Hokage monument, so it's safe to say, that the clan head is Fugaku, and that this is indeed, the Canon timeline since Minato not only holds the record of fastest shinobi but also the shinobi to retire from Hokage the fastest.Minato was the fastest Hokage to die, living for only 1 year.

The thing is I'm in the center of the village, a crowded marketplace not to mention, which is just filled with people, civilians if I am clear with myself, so it was pretty easy to steal my first bloodline when I simply grazed by a civilian.

[Detected Bloodline-Civilian

Would you like to integrate this bloodline?]

Yeah go ahead

[Integrating bloodline

Successful!]

Alright, I want to modify my bloodline

[Welcome to the bloodline modification panel

You can modify the bloodlines you have collected here

Uchiha

Civilian]

Choose Civilian

[Please Note that bloodlines have automatic permanent modifications in some cases due to other bloodlines

Civilian: You are a normal civilian

-Low Chakra

-50% C progress

+120% CCP progress

+20 CCP per level]

I see, so it removed the 10%REP thing because I'm an Uchiha, that makes sense.

Aight get rid of the low Chakra and C progress

[Understood, please standby...

Removing trait...

Implementing bloodline

SUCCESS]

Nice.Now, I can finally start what I've been waiting for.

Inventory

Immediately a hologram with blue boxes appeared.

[Inventory-

This can be used to store items. You cannot store living beings without their permission.

The space in an inventory is infinite]

Close that, now, Observe

[Observe-

A skill used for finding the strength of a person, or for describing an object

Lettuce-This lettuce is in healthy condition]

Now, Shop

...

Guess that doesn't exist

Missions

[Missions are different from quests, while quests give a task on the spot along with a reward, Missions are like lifetime achievements, completing these will award you with titles that offer special boosts

Mission: Enter the Academy

Title Reward: Academy Student

Get your first Kill

...]

Ok there were a lot

*Ding

Haha, I knew it

[Hidden quest completed- Discover the functions of the system

Reward: +5 INT, +200 EXP]

[You have levelled up]

Aha, I was saving this hidden mission for later when I got a bloodline, because then I can receive extra benefits, like increasing my CCP by 20, but I had to admit, seeing me open three panels and getting more CCP than training an entire month did piss me off a lot.

*ssssss*

Speaking of piss.

*sigh* this will be irritating

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[LVL 2(50/225)

Name: Kaito Uchiha

HP:108/108

CP:140/140

CCP:39.4%

DEX:9-->10.8

STR:8-->9.6

AGI:6-->7.2

C:10-->12

INT:13-->14

Stat points remaining: 10]

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