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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

NBA Error

In the war for the NBA title, the most formidable predators are ready to do anything to achieve their ends. A young Mexican, like any basketball player too. Here is his story. *English is not my native language.*

When I'm 17th

"Kurasa dari awal aku yang salah,cinta memang terkadang bisa dipaksakan,tapi satu hal yang baru aku pahami hanya orang-orang beruntung saja yang akan merasakannya dan kurasa aku orang yang tidak beruntung." - Sara "Percayalah seberat apapun aku menyakiti kamu,itu semua hanya untuk membuktikan bahwa aku benar-benar mencintaimu." - Rayan

?My Husband Is A Shameless Flirt?

This book is a very mysterious book so there will not be any synopsis??

直播之悠闲山村生活

大学毕业的夏杰，回老家开了个农家乐。 种菜园养鸡鸭，闲着钓黄鳝打甲鱼，去山里找找春笋挖灵芝，缺什么桌椅瓢盆自己动手做，也是乐在其中。 闲暇的时候，泡杯茶，看看白日依山尽的美景，过上了人们向往的生活。 成为直播间的一股清流！ 欢迎大家加老群聊聊：975393897

The King of Fire

His deeply masculine voice rang out through the room's acoustics. It sent a shockwave through me at such intensity. My birthmark burned hotter, and hotter, but not enough to warrant a reaction just yet. "I need answers," I eventually spoke up. It didn't come off as confident as I wanted, as I was still a bit shaken up about seeing this man for the first time. "And you couldn't have waited another five minutes?" He challenged me. His tone also seemed intense, but I sensed no malice behind it. "Being that the last memory I have is getting put to sleep by a dragon, after being informed of their despicable sacrificial practices, I feel like getting some answers is high on my priority list," I quipped back. He seemed confused by the last half of what I said. "Listen, Annora, could you please give me five more minutes, and I will be open to provide as much information as I can," he spoke. "Fine. But I am not leaving the room," I chided, walking toward an open seat in front of the desk where this stranger sat. There was an amused twinkle in his eye, but his face did not falter. My hand quickly shot to my chest. It seemed that the closer I got to this man, the hotter the birthmark burned my skinned. I let out a pained hiss as I peeked under the bust of my dress. Sure enough, the dragon mark was glowing again. "The pain will disappear over time. You may take a seat if you can bare the pain, but please give me the five minutes," he looked at me. I couldn't get a complete reading on this guy just yet, but it may have sounded like he felt remorse or guilt for the pain my birthmark was causing me. I accepted the burning sensation, taking the seat that was offered to me, and I got a better view of his handsome face as he focused his attention to the papers on his desk. I began to feel a wave of pleasant electricity between the two of us. The electricity even seemed to calm the pain of my birthmark. I just stared in awe of the man before me. I don't know why I am feeling this way, if he has me bewitched, but I'm secretly enjoying it.

confusion and clarity

三国之老师在此

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One Piece's highest bounty

( this is just a translation the novel is not mine!!! ) someone transmigrated to one piece world and ate a TREE devil fruit!!!

Devil's Depressed Sword

The story of a god who became a sword and wishes to find a owner who will bring peace. He encounters crazy people and great people

The Forsaken World devourer

kpop oneshots || multifandom

here to fulfill your kpop fantasy! you know you want him :))

Arent You Desperate

Cassy

Indistinguishability

"What did you do to Jungkook?" "I shouldn't spoil it by telling you. It'll be no fun." "How is he?" "He's not fine. Might not even be alive later on."

You gained 15 EXP!

I Devour Mechas is republished under The Undying Mecha Emperor

Legion Of The Damned In Another World.

Finally, I can live how I want and not be forced to do some stupid plot to entertain higher beings.

Bloodcry

This series, inspired by Souls-like games, creates a vast and thrilling universe by narrating dark events that occur after a man who doesn't know where he is talks to a spirit he sees.

Oneshots fantasy

THE NAKED SECRET

The Child Empress

Meeting the Avatar of Wrath wasn't on her plan. But she have no choice but to make a deal with the devil. For those who bullied her in the past, you don't don't have the rights to blame her for the consequences. The little princess will be buried in the past and a CHILD EMPRESS will step into crown.

Reborn With Heavenly Root: Harmony of Heaven and Earth is My Path

Heiter is reborn in a Xianxia world where martial artists and cultivators exists, with his memory of his past life intact. His unique white and black hair attracts attention along with his right golden eye and his left amethyst eye. With his right eye of Yang, Sun's Prediction technique allows him to peek into trajectory of the future. With his left eye of Yin, Moon's Contemplation technique allows him to repeat observation, cast illusion and learn from enemy. And with both eyes, he is able to use Drifting Vision of Celestials - entering a state of slow motion as if time had slowed down! And in time he is able to split even his own soul and body with Shattering Twin Spirit of Duality. On his birthday, Solar eclipse is on its way to completion. Rain covers half of the land, while the sun shines brightly on the other half. Thunder resounded all over the sky. His birth cause the heaven and earth to dance, cause birds to circle the sky, and even chi bow down and descend from heaven. "Yin and Yang body!? 5-elemental harmonic bone!?". Heavenly Father, who was in the lower realm and returned to the basic living as mortal for thousands of years sees for himself a heaven defying talent in a 6 years old boy with unique appearance. As if the whole Heaven and Earth drained all of its luck in the next ten thousand years just to give birth to this person! He decides to give a cultivation technique he happens to find in an ancient realm and try to make him his disciple. He watched secretly with his mouth wide open as the boy breakthrough in heaven defying speed. Chi rushed into him even when he's eating, sleeping and even doing his business in the toilet! He watched the sky ready to intervene, afraid of heaven wrath when the boy cause a plant to defy the law of time and mature in minutes. He is completely confused why heaven allows it. He watched in astonishment how the same boy cause major changes in lower realm and hailed as the Wisdom of Mortal Realm, a title granted by the Emperor of Dragon Empire of the mortal realm. He want to smack himself for bragging and being so arrogant in his youth thinking he's a 1 in a million genius. Compared to the boy, he is utter trash! Heavenly Father secretly observes the journey of Shao Ai, until the day he had to show up or called upon. ... Note: MC prefers male sexually. And its my first time trying to explore world of Xianxia and i have zero knowledge of Chinese. I just like the worldbuilding so~

Grass damn, what a CATastrophe!

It all started with a cat, a very unique cat. That cat had intelligence far than what normal cats like her kind should have. But she wasn't really normal, wasn't she? The cat met a person in the forest she lived, that person needed her help with food so she decided to help, and they became friends! But then, the person had to do something else that also needed the cats help. The person was successful due to the cat's help, and the cat decided to tag along with the person. And then, from peace to war, from war, to utter chaos happened. She was a unique being, too unique for her own saftey, empires even fought to obtain her. But she had something within her that helped her fend of those greedy people, she was after all, a reincarnator. In the world of "Exevron" where peace lies almost none existent, travel a cat with immense power held within her soft paws. *Distant loud explosions coupled with gun-shots and a small mushroom cloud rising* Hahhh (exasperated sigh).... "Grass damn, what a CATastrophe." ------ . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Cover picture isn't mine, I took it from the internet to be specific. To be even more specific, Pint*rest. To be even more specific, from the acount "DeviantArt". There, credits go to that person/acount. If you want to know where I got the cover art, grass-dammit man, I already cited the source.

Fading In Your Light

"I'm Fading In the void of darkness..." "I will be Your Light." - An eligible bachelor carries the weight of a perfect facade wherever he goes; just like Lorenzo Andros, the 24-year-old thriving billionaire who can make women swoon by only a glimpse, men too, for that matter. Money. Fame. Security. Lorenzo Andros has got it all. What else would a man need to survive? Well, something we know as 'love'. 6 years ago, Lorenzo saw the promise he held onto so tightly shattered ruthlessly. Since then, the man had taken an oath of never being in love again. Until... Theo Davis walked into his life. By the twists of fate, Theo has a striking resemblance to Lorenzo's deceased lover, which earns Theo a despicable life. Can Theo be the light of Lorenzo before the darkest void fades him away? And will Lorenzo ever be able to fall in love again?

Ghost Wife My Lifetime Love

Meng Zichen lived with his grandfather from an early age. They ran a coffin shop. On that day, a wrinkled old lady came to their house in strange clothes and said some strange things. She also wanted to propose a marriage for him. Grandpa was in a bad mood when he found out. Then something strange happened that he had never seen before.

SECRET CHAMPIONSHIP

Every time. Every day some things keeps us awake even if the night isn't hunted. It was then when billionaire background son Sonam met a poor background girl Deki and fall for her. Before, the game of basketball was everything for Sonam until Deki was encountered in his national state. Deki becomes his first priority and basketball lingered. That was when Deki become paralysised and he comeback for the game of basketball. He keep his profile as privacy and people called him secret championship.

完美主义之重回1985

每个人都希望有个药能够买到，有人愿意花钱去买，有人愿意用寿命去换，有人甚至愿意付出所有，倾尽一切！因为他们想换回失去或者忘却，亦或者弥补对自己一生最，最，最，最重要的一些事和人...... 已近中年的郑东也不例外，一次偶然的机会让他重回1985年…… 对父母的歉意…对老婆的培养计划……对自己所错过的一切……又有了一次新的开始，他发誓，这一生一定要完美的度过…！

What We Had

The hardest part about walking away from someone is the part where you realize that, no matter how slowly you go, they will never run after you.

Pride Sun

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BdAOvy54

CLASS BODYGUARD

A child who were Kidnapped by a Group of terrorist and trained to be a killer, assassin, Mercenary saved a daughter of a Rich family of the same county where he was born and become a bodyguard and go to the same class as where the child he save with.

HIS LOVE

Wala siyang hinangad kundi ang magkaroon ng magandang buhay para sa kanila ng kapatid niya. Hindi pang dream family ang pamilyang meron siya dahil ang ilaw ng tahanan ay naglaho na. Gagawin niya ang lahat para mabuhay sila ng kapatid niya kahit kapalit pa nito ay sarili niya. Ano kaya ang takbo ng buhay ng isang babaeng wala ng tatakbuhan kundi ang mala demonyong mga ngiti, malademonyong tindig at nakakahalinang malademonyong tinig. Read this until it ends!

Kasai

an immortal's tragedy.

A thing

Atrium

Vi, a normal not-so normal country girl who lives in a tiny house in the middle of nowhere, suddenly finds out about a space project sending teens to Mars. Can she survive the training, the love, and the secrets?

Love for cash

暮爷你夫人的马甲有点多

【宠文+高能爆笑+微科幻】 “二叔，我听李婶说你是靠自己的打拼才有了现在的生活，所以你是怎么富起来的？” “叔挖到了一块油田，靠着油田富起来的，你要是买油记得找我。” 秦清忍不住嘴角抽了抽，咋那么会扯犊子呢？ “真的，香油还是酱油啊？” “当然是香油了啊，香油好吃。” ………… 君朝暮一直以为，沈朝夕不是一般的女人，上不得厅房下不得厨房，却能文能武身怀绝技一手遮天的不要脸人物。 “君朝暮，给我一百万。” “君朝暮，打钱。” “二叔我钱咋还没到账呢？” 日常催债小能手。 总裁大军里的一股清流君朝暮vs打野小能手沈朝夕

Cultivation: Black Hole

First time writing any help will be good. Chen Ye a scientist from earth got transmigrated to a parallel universe where their is cultivation. Your soul type decide what path you can go to. Cultivation Rank Iron: have soul, and use. 1-9 Steel: ability to combine with soul 1-9 Gold: manifest the soul 1-9 Obsidian : evolution of soul 1-9 Diamond : second soul Platinum: both soul are evolved