The Gay Who Stole My Boyfriend

“I am not gay, so stop calling me sis.” What the fucking hell. She had known him as a gay for ten freaking years and now he is saying he is not a gay? “Some other time I’m going to tell you everything. For now, you will have to put into your mind that I am not gay, I like you and I’m going to court you.” “You will court me?” “Yes, I’ll court you.” No… “I will not allow it!” Of course not! God! He is more flirty than I am. “Why?” “Because…because… I can’t imagine myself having you as my boyfriend.” “I believe, you no longer have a choice.” What!? “Remember what I said a while ago? About me popping your cherry? It will happen, and you will like it.”