3 chapter 3, LETS DO THIS!

«YOU HEARD ME!!»

[YOU'RE NOT GETTING PURPLE FRECKLES!!!]

«WHY NOT?!!»

[YOU'LL BE A MARRY SUE!!!]

«FUCK YOU I'LL BE A DAMN MARRY SUE EVEN IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO HERE!!!»

you see dear reader, i and the light bulb dude/being/shemale we're having a argument as to why i cannot have purple freckles. why was his reasoning?

i was becoming a marry sue.

NOT. I DON'T KNOW SHATT ABOUT CATRA NOR NINJA STUFF SO I AIN'T NO MARRY SUE YET >:D

but this was no good enough reason for him.

so i gave him a speech which wasn't even good at as to how amazing i would be with purple freckles and why he was just jealous of me.

[JEALOUS?! ME?!]

«NO THE 4TH WALL I BROKE YESTERDAY!»

[UGHHHH]

«C'MON OLD FART JUST PLEASEEEEEE»

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-]

the fucker didn't even finish his sentence as he shoved a single paper in my arms.

«WHYYYY?!!!» i screamed in agony as i gripped my hair in frustration. it was just a paper, but still. it was hella NOT cool of this old fart.

i looked at the paper.

choose your family country.

huh?

choose?

no open choice?

welp, help my soul with this.

choose your family country.

- hidden leaf

- hidden stone

- hidden sand

- hidden in stone

- hidden sound

- hidden valley

- hidden mist

- hidden cloud

- hidden in frost

- hidden grass

and so much more

WHY DOES EVERY VILLAGE HAVE HIDDEN IN IT WHEN IT ISN'T EVEN HIDDEN THAT WELL.

EVEN I COULD FIND IT, AND MY SENSE OF DIRECTION SUCKS.

i think.

i'm not sure anymore. the last time i had a map in my hands was when i was... 8-9? i dunno.

oh well.

my pen hovered above the hidden leaf option. every fanfiction starts either in or around the hidden leaf.

hm.....

should i not not not not not not not not not pick the hidden leaf?

eh.

my hand went back to my face when i was once again patting the end of the pen against my bottom lip. i actually didn't want to be in the hidden leaf, that village was just meant trouble. i mean, IT wAS DESTROYED 4 TIMES maybe more, BUT STILL.

i sucked in a deep breath.

i loved the samurai art, and swords in general, and lots of rain.

even though i wasn't that tough the only option i was faced with that came to my liking in climate and food was.

the hidden mist (blood) village.

i ticked the box next to it, and wrote on it

'I STILL WAN'T PURPLE FRECKLES'

and handed it in.

the light bulb was silent for a few moments before sighing. [fine, you get your purple freckles, but only if you learn about chakra and learn to wield a sword. not to mention, get in the plot.]

«WH-WHAT?! YOU DO REALIZE I DIDN'T CHOOSE KONOHA IS BECAUSE I WOULD DIE YA KNOW?!»

[i'm very well aware of that.]

«W-what the hell is wrong with you?»

[i should be asking you that, you want purple freckles.]

«THAT IS NORMAL YOU NARWALL.»

[UGH JUST GO.]

and i suddenly felt a bright light wrap around me, and i lost consciousness.