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The Punch

The calm gentle breezes fill the air like a brush that slides down a canvas with little blue accents, and with a swirl of green. The forest is a biome next to the plains with beautiful redwoods and pine trees with magical beasts roaming around the overgrown floor. There are thousands of people in the forest, killing creatures for Exp. and materials. Among them are these heroic adventures named Miniraptor714, Verbalowl3, and Gaming4life101.

(Miniraptor714)"What level are you guys? I am level two."

(Verbalowl3)" YOUR ONLY LEVEL TWO!! We have been trying to level you up for hours! What the #$%@ man."

(Miniraptor714)"I'm not going to kill butterflies, because that's cruel."

Everyone sighs and Verbalowl3 starts to rage with lots of profanity while Gaming4life is stuck in the menu.

(Gaming4life101) "Guys how do you close the inventory screen? Also I am about to die of starvation. How do I eat?"

(Verbalowl3)"What do you mean the menu? Also how have not learned how to eat? I am surrounded by idiots."

Verbal proceeds to rant about how he learned to do everything himself and begins to teach Gaming4life101 to close menus and eat.

(Miniraptor714) "Should we go to the town and look for a shop?"

(Verbalowl3) "Fine! But only because you have no armor and you picked the bow and you don't even have any arrows."

Verbal continues to rant about his many stories of bravery and how the world should be grateful because of his skills. While they walk to the city of Eden they smack right into. Someone named MikeIsCool.

(Verbalowl3) "That's a great name."

(MikeIsCool) "You really think so?"

(Verbalowl3) "No it's literal crap. What's wrong with you?"

(MikeIsCool) "That hurts my feelings."

Verbal begins to put him down with more profanity, and finally MikeIsCool has had enough. He punches Verbalowl3 in the face and everyone watching gasps.

(MikeIsCool) "You better stop!"

Verbalowl3 gets back up on his feet and starts laughing.

(Verbalowl3) "You think you can hit me and get away with it you little @#$%! I am going to beat you twenty times harder!"

Several minutes of intense anime music later... Verbal is lying on the ground beat up and MikeIsCool is standing over him.

(MikeIsCool) "I told you to stop."

Verbal runs off into the forest and the other three continue their journey to the city of Eden.

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