Fighting Your First Pig

(Beasty)"LSPro wake up."

(Megagamer4life)"Yeah, come on Tommy get up."

Kyle picks up a pale of water that was sitting on the ground and throws the water on Thomas. Thomas jumps out of his chair and punches Kyle. Kyle is flung to the ground.

(Megagamer4life)"What was that for!" Kyle rubs his red cheek."

(LSPro)"You drenched me!" Tommy trys to dry himself off.

(Megagamer4life)"You wouldn't wake up. How long have you been here?"

(LSPro) "Ever since I got into the game."

(Beasty) "You've been drinking ever since you got here?"

(LSPro)"Yeah." He chugs another pint.

(Megagamer4life) "Should we go buy equipment?" Kyle asks for a pint from the bartender.

(Beasty) "Sure lets go." Beasty leaves through the doorway.

Kyle, Tommy and Beasty walk into the shop. There are seven basic weapons on the racks, they include the Long Sword, Bow, Hammer, Glaive, Staff, Lance, and Dual Blades. Kyle picks with the Hammer because hammers are cool. Tommy chooses the Long Sword because he loves Katanas. Beasty goes with the Glaive because he loves spears. They leave with their pockets full of potions and boomerangs. They leave the city toward the plains.

(Megagamer4life) "Lets take a shortcut." They walk through the grass but something is watching them.

(Beasty) "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

(Megagamer4life) "We will be fine." They start to hear rustling in the grass. Something is circling them.

(LSPro#1) "Something is following us." Suddenly a small blue boar with red eyes, pops out of the grass.

(Beasty) "What do we do?"

(Megagamer4life) "I think we punch it."

All three of them whacked the pig with fists and ate the pig after cooking it. They never even used their weapons.