2 Time Skip Cause Cliche
Time Skip chapter cause it's the new cliche after the first chapter.
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I was like what, 1 now? Anyways is it normal to encourage your child with guns and weapons?
Maybe in this world, yeah, but WHY THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU GIVING ME A FULLY AUTOMATIC PISTOL LOADING WITH FIRE DUST ROUNDS MOTHER!?
If I was a normal baby, my brain would've been long dead.
Fortunately, I reincarnated and my tiny ass brain was able to barely let me stay awake, so I could barely stop myself from shooting myself accidentally with a gun.
Hint barely.
Although killing myself doesn't actually sound like a bad idea, this is a one in a lifetim- wait, that phrase doesn't make sense if I currently live two lives.
What I meant to say is that, if I don't take this chance then I might not get it again.
But who the fuck cares on who lives or not right?
Anyways moving on, I currently sleep for around 20 hours a day. A good couple hours more than the average 14-17 hours.
The main reason is that my brain is barely able to keep up with my thoughts, I'm still surprised I haven't become a brain potato by now.
Not that sleep isn't amazing, but it does get boring now and then as I haven't really been able to do much, other than getting barely fed the minimal a baby needs and next to zero parent attention.
Which begs to differ the real question that no one gives a fuck about.
You are the fathe- shit wrong phrase.
Who is the father? Wait 'the'? Don't I mean who is 'my' father not the.
Damn Author-san speech impediment is coming into his writing!
Anyways after my short 4th wall break, I strangely had felt the need to connect with my mother, Raven Branwen.
I highly doubt that it was my actual mind thinking that, but more like my baby instincts needing a mother.
Fortunately, because of my 20 something-ish-year-old soul, I was able to practically ignore the fact that I needed a mother's support.
Unfortunately, because this was a new body and brain, my baby self has more or less integrated into more older and mature self after only a couple days in this body.
HA~! Mature my ass, I was so mature after I laughed my ass off when the terrorist practically dolphin dived the fuck outta the twin towers.
Like the fuck, this ain't COD. But it was still funny.
(AN: Not hating and dissing on 9/11 but my Mc is a bit nut in the head.)
Usually, it would take like weeks or months for a new personality to form though, instead of a couple of days, because my brain was still developing and thus I am currently really easy to be influenced upon.
Mother most likely is taking advantage of my easily influenced self currently, and thus, is giving me guns and weapons so I develop more of an interest in them when I grow up.
Or she has no idea how to raise a baby. But then again I don't remember much of the show so I can't really remember what she is like, but from what I remember, she has this strong live weak die kinda code.
Anyways now that my eccentric personality now has a new addition, I call it, the baby personality. One second, I could be acting childish and basically begging for Mother's (Raven) attention, like a normal child would, and the next I could be seen obeying her every commands.
Damnit! Mother is already influencing me and my thoughts, just by being near me! Damn that sexy witch of a Mother.
I'll see how you like it, if I influence you and your thoughts!
HA! MEET THE FABLE SHARINGAN, WITH A SINGLE GLANCE YOU WILL BE TRAPPED WITHIN MY ILLUSION FOR YEARS!
TSUKUYO~~!
FUCK! My inner chuunibyou was let loose. I must contain my lefT HAND~~! ARGGHHH~~!
Anyway's jokes aside, the worst thing that has probably happen to me is the pain that my semblance gives me. I think it's my semblance anyways.
It's like having every atom in your body deconstructed and reconstructed again and again at light speed.
Only then to have said atoms deconstruct and reconstruct in wrong ways that hurt even more, and then forcefully shoved together with the wrong atoms in the wrong spot.
The pain hurt like a bitch even more than it regularly would as in it attacked my very soul and mind bringing a lot more pain then anything physical could.
My semblance was either unstable as fuck or my body was too immature to be able to handle it and thus it decided to attack my soul and mind.
Needless to say, I think, I'm even more insane then I was and I definitely just realized how much troubles I've been giving both Mother and my caretakers in this tribe.
Most probably because I've been wailing like a little bitch no stop for the last year until I pass myself out, which is not surprisingly the only time I ever shut the fuck up.
Even I am annoyed with myself on how annoying I can be.
Have I mentioned how much this shit hurts?
Anyways giving me a couple of weeks of soul-wrenching pain and I will have an extremely high pain tolerance, higher then anything possible as my very atoms were deconstructed and reconstructed.
Needless to say, my future job as a leech seems to be on its way.
Cause one thing I learned from common sense of this tribe is that to properly leech, you must have a high pain tolerance to ignore future beatings.
Wait aren't I 1?
Ha~ *long sigh*
It hurts mother. It really really hurts.
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Really bored and procrastinating the fuck when I have so much homework. So I just made this chapter. Anyways this chapter is really chaotic and unorganized because it goes to show how the inside of Onyx (Mc) mind works like.
Though it is really more organized compared to the inside of Onyx's head.
Let's just say that Joker definitely has no chance of understanding anything inside Onyx's mind. And any mind reader is fucked if they attempt to peak at Onyx's mind.
Also, MC is REALLY insane and wacked, so any weird shit you read in the future is because of his fucked brain.
Semblance is a secret ;)
