The Eye Of The Nebula

Hey there, I'm Alex, and I was in the middle of enjoying watching anime on my computer while chowing down on some rice and chorizo. But then, disaster struck! I started choking when I ate the chorizo, and before I knew it, I couldn't breathe, my face turned red, I collapsed in my computer and died. Or so I thought! Next thing I knew, I was floating in a void of darkness, and out of nowhere, this giant eye popped open and stared right at me. Inside the eye, I saw the entire universes and the endless spanse of galaxies. The eye got brighter and brighter until it burned my retinas and knocked me out. When I woke up, I was in some strange forest, and this old dude with a gnarly white beard was standing in front of me. "Hey, kid, you've got some heavenly talent! Want to be my disciple?" The old man with the beard smiled while caressing his long white beard. "Uh, what the heck is going on? Where am I?"