Chapter 20: Flying like birds, falling like flies

A new day was beginning, and once again the search was on.

After a long night of non-stop walking and an unsuccessful search it was quite normal to feel irritated and annoyed, it was not a reprehensible behavior in the least... And whoever said the opposite should go to hell!

Edu was no exception to the problem, he was also aware of suffering from this kind of irritation, except the difference was that he could let off steam as he pleased whenever he wanted to.

The one absolutely great thing about having a house full of idiots stupid enough not to take offense even if you made mild insults at them. Although that didn't take away the slight paranoia about developing a stronger sadism than I already had.

For heaven's sake, he wasn't even sure if the leather would fit him.

As he rambled on he started down the stairs from his room on the second floor of the house

There was a faint smell in the air, Necro's breakfast was already made.

Maybe with a good meal his bad mood would improve a little.

.......

...And clearly he had been wrong in a big way.

- Shirou is better! - Kira shouted as he butted heads with Guren.

Neither of them seemed ready to give way to the other.

- It's bullshit and you know it! - Shouted Guren - If Shinji had development he'd be a character a million times better than your much loved and adored Shirou! -

- ...Take that back you bastard - Growled the local furry as he looked like he would jump on top of his opponent, just like an animal would - Don't you dare say another word! -

- Shirou... -

- Oh no Guren, don't you dare finish that sentence! - Ryu shouted as he pointed his finger at him.

- That's total bullshit! What hero of justice or what?! He's an asshole! - Cried the idiot as he raised his head high and lifted his chest, highlighting his t-shirt with an image of Shinji.

Somehow even Ryu seemed to be staring at Guren as if he wanted to strangle him.

...

Mauricio had dug his grave....

Well, as they say, if you don't learn the hard way.... You'd have to learn the hard way

Without stopping to think for a second about the consequences, Kira threw herself at the idiot, normally he wouldn't have given a shit about what they did.

And he would have even encouraged them to fight for the sake of entertainment... But they had both messed with something sacred and indisputably more precious than their lives

They had dared to break the table, when their breakfast was on it!

- ...How do they want to die? - I could already feel the smile on his face growing

Oh, is it serious?

Edu had begun to seriously wonder how much Guren was afraid of him, he was really too stupid to see that the guy had literally wet his pants.

For the first (and hopefully only time) he agreed with the actions taken by Kira.

- This goes to the collection, smile! - Shouted the guy as he took pictures at every possible angle.

Edu liked to believe that his presence served as a good influence on the group of weirdos, it was good to see that he did his job.

Best of all, he didn't have to do anything! Just being there was more than enough

- We're under attack! - Necro shouted as he came out of the kitchen with a pink apron, a spatula in his right hand and a poison spray in his left hand.

Behind him came an army of ants of all kinds, it almost looked like a mini-wave of reddish and black colors.

Okay, I wasn't even going to ask what the fuck was going on.

- Do something, they're taking Carlos! - Curious shouted as he calmly sipped his coffee.

- It's Carplex! - shouted the blind man as he was swept away by the tide of ants.

Next to Curious could be seen Tanya, the femboy didn't seem to have slept all night.

In fact, the man looked like a walking disaster.

And that was saying a lot

- What a slacker ~ - He said as he stretched out like a cat before stealing Curious' coffee - Just perfect -

- That was my damn coffee! -

- No, at least not now -

...He was really screwed if there came a time when he would have to trust these bastards.

Edu sighed as he thought once again about his situation.

How difficult it is, that such a reasonable, kind and pure-hearted person like him would end up with such a bunch of deranged people.

What a cruel fate, such an innocent and pure being mixed with the worst of society.

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𝐴 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑜𝑟

If there was one word he would use to describe himself, that would have to be it.

Angello had survived for months on an island full of monsters, and at last all his efforts had been rewarded.

- It's working, damn it! -

[Recalculating ~ rudeness to the system is registered!]

[You're the filth Mr Angello]

The system was back up and running at last and just at the right time

- I've been very patient Angello-chan.... -

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟-𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑡𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑝𝑠...

*Gulp

Angello swallowed saliva as terror filled his gaze

- Finally you will be mine... -

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳.

- Hurry up, he's coming!!!! - Despair totally covered Angello's face as he saw the gigantic monster getting closer and closer to where he was.

The worst thing was that he had nowhere to run!

He was completely surrounded

[Registering response- You know what?! Fuck your mother!]

- What?! - shouted the boy surprising the monsters, leaving them confused for a few moments.

[For a damn talking algae you're too annoying!]

Shouted the system before initiating the random trip function, Angello paled immediately.

The last time he had checked his luck he was sure he was listed as E-.

That was already saying a lot about his chances of landing in a nice quiet place.

[So fuck you!] Once again fate seemed to prove a particular point....

If Shirou Emiya was Alaya's favorite hunting dog, then Shinji Matou was the chew toy or anti-stress ball of destiny

- Dammmmmmn! -

Angello had no proof, but he was firmly sure that somewhere some bastard was laughing at his suffering.

- 'What do you have against me, fate!' - As his thoughts became darker and darker and more depressing he could feel the sensation of falling somewhere.

Where to? No fucking idea, but anything would be better than that damn island.

........

Kanade was in total shock, a figure was standing in front of her.

If her sight and memory didn't fail her, the guy in front of her? He was a living cliché, and one of the worst!

Edgy, perverted, white-haired and apparently a fan of mind break!

Why did he know about the mind break?

Well, it wasn't hard to tell seeing the vast majority of the women I'd met before wearing maid outfits and standing neatly at the entrance behind the orderly

For heaven's sake, they even seemed to be ordered according to the size of their chests

- Ooooo I see you've woken up Miss~ - She was dressed in the typical clothes of a nobleman of the type that appears in isekai anime, her hair was white and arranged in a hairstyle identical to Shinji Ikari's.

- ...Who the fuck are you - She asked, she just needed him to get a little closer and she could make him prove how dirty he was playing in latam when fighting.

- How wonderful, apparently you haven't been affected by my power yet! - Not paying attention to her question, the guy just talked while laughing but the air around him was anything but funny - Pretty annoying, you see.... What should I do with you? -

- Release me? -

Everyone, even the maids with vacant eyes gave him looks, even if it wasn't said their looks were tacitly conveying the same message "𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠?"

- Well, he had to try -

Fortunately for every bad thing that happened, one good thing had to happen to balance it out

- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - With a deafening scream Angello fell on top of the generic looking guy.

- 'Ugh it didn't hurt as much as I thought' - Angello thought as he stood up and looked around.

His gaze lingered for a few moments on Kanade before he was horrified.

- 'I-I'm in FGO?' - He thought as he paled, the damn game was doom.

- MASTER!!! -

Seeing the maids giving him death stares and then the trapped girl.

Shinji-face sighed, his luck would never let him out of trouble.

How do you end up with an evil? You don't attack it, you don't confront it

You use a worse or equal evil to stop it, in the same way that sometimes a poison can become a cure.

With no other options Angello freed Kanade from his bonds.

- Agh - The bad luck didn't end for the duet of imbeciles, as an attack had hit Angello's legs.

Without a second thought Kanade prepared to run away and leave him to his fate, but the Shinji-face was unwilling.

He clung to the girl to an excessively annoying point, he would not let go of her legs, she being his only chance to save himself Angello was not willing to let himself be liquidated by the army of crazy women.

If she fell, he would be sure to take her with him.

So in the end Kanade finally opted to carry him like a princess as they fled the scene.

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Looking at the arrow in his hands, Edu couldn't help but feel a little bitter.

He knew he had a Stand, his own condition indicated as much, but for some damn reason he couldn't call it up.

It was so fucking annoying to know it was there and he couldn't use it!

First Kira, then Guren and everyone else!

They all had a damn Stand why did he have to stay as the excluded one?

Feeling a great amount of anger, the idea of breaking the arrow went through his head but was quickly discarded.

The arrow was not only useful for granting Stands, it could also make them gain new abilities or turn them into requiems.

So it was still a useful item, breaking it didn't suit anyone.

Besides, they were all screwing it up now.... What if when his Stand could be used he gave them a beating loaded with requiem power?

That would be incredibly fun

Edu thought as he let out a small chuckle.

........

His mind wandered for a few moments as he watched the sunset.

A rather strange memory had popped into his mind.

Honestly, it was rare for him to think about things like this, but it couldn't be helped.

Edu remembered the time he had lost a bet and as a consequence had to make a dating profile and go out with the first ten girls who approached him.

𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺

Definitely the weirdest dates he'd ever been on in his whole damn life.... And also the beginning of his secret fetish, he loves weird women

𝐈𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥....

𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲.

𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞

𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧, 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 - 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐠

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝟗𝟗% 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟏% 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 - 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠

𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤

- 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨❓ -

𝐓𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠.

- 𝐈𝐬𝐧❜𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥❓ -

- 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭❓ -

- 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 -

- 𝐎𝐡 𝐲𝐚 𝐠𝐨 .... 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞❓ -

- 𝐈𝐭❜𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥❗ 𝐈𝐬𝐧❜𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥❓❗❗ -

𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐨, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧❜𝐭 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭.... 𝐘𝐞𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 - 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠.

𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝, ❞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲❞ 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞

𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐦.

....

𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐄𝐝𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧❜𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥.

- 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞 -

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧❜𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐱 (𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨) 𝐧𝐨, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞.

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 - 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞, 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭.

𝐀 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬, 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐧❜𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐮𝐧.... 𝐈𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭❜𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧

𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮❜𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐧

Letting out a sigh Edu scratched the back of his neck, what good times those had been.

His head might have been worse than his mates' but that big ass was worth it.

Yep, it had definitely been worth it

*Ponk *Clank

Listening to the sounds of clashing metal, he stuck his head out the window of his room.

There he could see Guren and Kira, each with a pot on their heads and clashing them.

They were acting as if they were two bulls trying to knock each other down.

All around them were the other assholes betting on who would beat whom.

- My money's on Kira! - Curious shouted while shaking a wad of bills - His empty head makes him almost indestructible in this! -

- My money's on Guren! - Shouted Ryu waving Carplex's wallet in the air - Whatever you say, Guren is trying hard. I'm confident he'll win -

- UOOOOOOOOO - Listening to his friend's encouragement Guren increased the pace.

(KW: No way, use the Nakama Power)

Kira meanwhile gritted his teeth and increased the force with which he opposed his opponent, he would not let himself be defeated so easily and less by a stupid nakama power.

As if this were Fairy Tail!

At a glance he could see how the ground was sinking at his feet.

Edu immediately went out to join in, he would never miss a bet.

.......

Things didn't seem to be going well for Formaggio, and it was all because of his guest.

No matter how much they ran, or the way they tried....

Somehow she could always find them!

No matter how sexy the woman was, he seriously wanted to kill her.

The desire only increased as he saw how much of the equipment they had worked so hard to get destroyed.

Boss was not going to be happy, and he knew that they would be the ones who would have to suffer the moment he exploded in a rage.

All the more reason to kill the woman faster, but he still didn't get it.

Why the damn Melone was talking to her like it was nothing?!

Why was the girl they had used to create Junior now free?!

Formaggio could feel his eyesight getting heavier as time passed.

The only thing he had been able to catch a glimpse of was a long chain, and Melone who was simply taking the jacket keys....

A traitor had risen up among their ranks, he had to report it to the boss or one of his comrades.

It was a pity that such an opportunity was no longer possible.

Feeling that life was slipping away from him, Formaggio closed his eyes.

This time he would not open them again

.......

Watching it all happen Ryu kept silent, making sure not to make a single movement to give away his presence.

He had just witnessed something that he definitely had to report, but the priority he would focus on was the fate of Sakura Matou, Rider and the guy using Baby Face.

Maybe... At last he would finally have the long awaited moment of being able to take full advantage of his Stand's abilities

Nothing could excite him more

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Omake 12: FGO: Orleans Final

Before everyone's eyes the battle began

Siegfried fought side by side with Guren against Fafnir, it turned out that with one of the Berserker's NPs [Denial of Reality - Mastery of the Stupid] he had been able to heal the Dragon Slayer without needing the help of another Saint.

Something that had moved things much further forward and turned the tides in Chaldea's favor.

Back to the present day

Jeanne watched speechless as her Alter was....

"Wooed" by that strange Archer called Kanade and by the Servant who had introduced himself as Foreigner called Angello.

- Die at once! - she shouted as she ran at full speed with a troubled face.

...If she was sincere, maybe Jeanne was beginning to feel sorry for the dragon witch.

Kanade flanked her from the left while holding a beautiful bouquet of roses, Angello was on the right side, he was not holding roses.

But in his hands could be seen a small square box, if you looked inside you could see a beautiful gold ring with a diamond that did not look fake, but one of the priceless kind.

Feeling her head ache, the maiden turned her gaze to one of the last Masters of mankind.

If her brother remembered correctly, Gudao had charged forward with his other allies to stop Gilles Caster.

While his sister had stayed behind to give them support.

...Then why was she dancing to a slow song with an enemy Servant?!

And all while Queen Marie was cheering them on?

Jeanne really wanted to return to the throne... The faster the better

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1%...2%...

15%...

45%...89%

100%

With the load finished a logo of a gothic style Gudako suddenly appeared although it was quickly destroyed...

By the same girl with the logo

- Welcome to this first edition of-! - The girl shouted enthusiastically as I walked out

Even small fireworks had appeared for his glorious entrance.

*Bong

She was soon pushed aside as a blue-haired boy in aristocratic clothes appeared.

Undeterred or offering no help at his companion's embarrassment Angello smiled as he looked straight ahead and bowed gracefully.

- Welcome to the credits, kind audience. I am your presenter... The almighty Angello el! -

- Seaweed head! - Shouted his partner before throwing him to the ground and starting a cat and dog fight - Grr Why won't you let me work! -

- Because it's obvious I'll do it better than you, I'm more handsome, charming and sexy! - Angello shouted as Kanade pulled his hair.

- That's a lie and you know it! -

- No it isn't flat-chested lolita! - Shouted Angello - Go back to pre-school! -

Using the power of the script, Kanade channeled all his power into an explosive move that would guarantee him victory....

Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇsᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʀɪᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴍᴇɴ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ!

Rᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇss ᴏғ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ғᴇʟᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴅ sʜᴀʀᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴇɴ!

Tʜᴇ ғᴏᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪʟᴇ ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄ ᴡᴀs ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ...

- [Bᴀʟʟʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ!] - Kanade shouted as his foot burst into flames!

...He never knew what hit him...

Before he could even react, Angello was already on the ground.

The dwarf's powerful final attack had shattered all his stamina.... And manhood

*𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝟷𝟻 𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜*

- Anyway, as I had been trying to say before my unfortunate friend Angello got a meteorite dropped on his head - Kanade smiled as he gave his excuse, even if no one bought his lie, no one would object to it

As for Angello... Many of the production crew found themselves praying for his poor soul.

- Kira has put a lot of effort in today's chapter, so I only have a few words to say to her.... Where's my lemon with Okita, Jalter or Nobu! I just came for that damn son of a- ! -

*𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜*

𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝙺𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚢𝚞𝚞 𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘'𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 ... 𝙴𝚛𝚖... 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊?

𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢.

𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.

- 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔! - 𝙺𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚛.

𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝟻𝟶 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢.

𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌