The beginning....and the end

R.O.B(Random Omnipotent Being) just finished reading yet another Harry Potter fanfic where Ron Weasley, as usual was acting like the pretentious asshole he was. R.O.B decided that he had had enough so he decided to pop down to the Potter-verse and give him a piece of his mind. He ended up right outside the great hall during the sorting hat ceremony of Harry and Ron's first year. Pushing open the great hall doors when Ron's name was being called, the whole room goes quiet as they stare at the new comer. Dumbledore just sits there with his grandfatherly smile as he sees this older gentleman who comes bursting into the hall.

R.O.B: I'm sick and tired of your pretentious ways Weasley, you can only blame yourself for how all readers ( including myself) hate reading about your personality.

Ron just stares at this man with mouth gaping open, not sure of what to think about this situation, him along with everyone else in the room is dumbfounded about what is going on.

R.O.B: being benevolent, I won't make this painful, but for now, BEGONE THOT!

With a wave of his hand Ron's very existence is wiped from the world.

R.O.B: well that will be all folks, I enjoy reading about you all in another fanfic that will be sure to come about now that a pest has been removed, carry on!

And with a smile and a wave, R.O.B disappeared from there sight to go back to reading his fancfics, fanfics which are now Ron free.

The end