1 The Mortal Realm Is Seriously Refreshing (1)

"Fatty Fang, today's a very joyous day! Go and set up a feast for the entire Ethereal Palace! "

"Yes boss! "

In a white and impeccably clean room, a young man sat on a throne made out of dragon bones and calmly sipped on a crimson cup of tea while a fat wolf like dog bowed it's head to him.

The young man was Su Yuhan, the Supreme Overlord of the Ethereal Palace and the strongest being in the universe as far as he knew.

Su Yuhan's face was malevolently roughish and extremely handsome, furthermore, his eyes were of an extremely attractive purple color. His aura however, was as if it was laced with death.

Well, his aura was nothing much, it was just formed from killing too much dragons.

Nonetheless, combined with his evil face and evil aura, he looked like someone who would impregnate someone's wife and then demand money from her husband because of his service.

Su Yuhan was wearing white robes as his waist length white hair fell to his hips. He didn't really like keeping his hair long but after a certain someone said he looked good with long hair, he never cut it after that.

As Su Yuhan was someone like an emperor, he always had to be formal and talk with the we pronoun. He liked talking with those but he deserved some off time right? Which was the reason he was talking to the dog, Feng, one of his earliest aides, with a less formal tone.

Su Yuhan's normally emotionless and evil face formed a charming smile as he downed the entire cup of tea in his hans, not caring that the so called 'tea' inside it was enough for hundreds of people to gain True Dragon bloodlines.

For Su Yuhan, today's day was a very joyous one. He had finally managed to get rid of his one and only heart demon; his jiejie.

(AU - Jiejie = Elder Sister)

She wasn't evil or anything, it's just that she was one of his regrets.

Su Yuhan rolled his eyes and walked away from his seat, his hand throwing the cup towards the dog on the ground.

The dog stood up and easily grabbed the tea cup in a flash and faithfully followed behind Su Yuhan.

Su Yuhan walked towards the southern edge of the room with an emotionless grin on his face.

The southern edge of the room had two paintings hung on it. The paintings were absolutely beautiful and realistic, the people on them even had aurad and expressions. The scenery and the people in them seemed as if they were real and in front of him.

The hyper-realistic paintings served as more painful to him as certain memories old enough to be called great grandpa surfaced in his mind.

Su Yuhan grimaced as he touched one of the paintings; the painting he touched was of a very beautiful and graceful woman, looking just as if she was twenty. Her hair however, was the same as Su Yuhan, an elegant and ethereal white. In the painting, her face had a caring expression on her face as she wore a dark blue dress which flowed in the wind.

"Goodbye Jiejie. "

Su Yuhan tched and kowtowed towards the painting. He was relived yet devastated at the fact that his heart demon, an exact replica of his jiejie, was now wiped from this very universe.

This was the reason even after becoming the strongest being in the universe he didn't kill his heart demon. His heart demon was an exact replica of his jiejie, it even acted and talked like her and he missed her more than anything, so he couldn't gather the heart to kill it off and instead let it live it's life in his body.

It might've caused difficulties and problems in his cultivation but it didn't matter, anything for jiejie right?

Su Yuhan once again grimaced as he remembered a phrase his jiejie used to say to make him do certain things he used to hate, such as eat vegetables and etcetera.

"Anything for Jiejie right?"

Su Yuhan chuckled and felt as if a rock was stuck in his throat, his chuckle became something like the sound a frog makes every time it rains.

The price of power…

Su Yuhan tried to walk and see the next portrait but his heart faltered as he gave up and decided not to, the next one would've devastate him further.

"Fang, you've been with me for a hundred years now right? "

"Yes boss!"

"Can I trust you? "

"Yes boss! "

The dog stood up and said with a determined expression on it's face. From the outside, it seemed to be your usual dog as it had white and black fur and a very mean looking face. But no one could guess that it held power only lower than that of the Supreme Overlord of the Palace.

"Hmm. Would you give up your life for me then? "

Su Yuhan grinned with his eyes lazily looking at the dogs eyes, searching for the truth he would give him.

Dissapointingly, the dog shaked it's head.

"I can't boss. I have a family right now, I'll give up my arms and my legs but I can't give up my life. I'm sorry boss…"

"No. It's okay. If you agreed even though you had a family, I would've thought of you as a liar and my trust in you would've lessened. After all, if a person doesn't put his family above others than how can he serve me dutifully?"

"But I didn't ask that to you for nothing. I want you to sit on my throne until I return after doing a certain thing. "

"WHAT? BOSS ARE YOU DRUNK RIGHT NOW? "

"I'm afraid not. I told you the first time I met you right? When I finally have the heart to dissolute my heart demon, I'll roam the entire universe for fun? "

"Fang, it's time I move on. Everyone in my heart is already dead. It's time to replace them. "

Su Yuhan sorrowfully looked at the paintings once again and sighed, these two women died and took away his heart along with them.

It was time. Time for replacement.

Seeing this, a sorrow and regret filled expression appeared on Fang's face. He and his boss regretted the actions they made….

"Don't worry boss! I'll take care of the Palace, go and live your dream! "

Fang said as he stood up and kowtowed to the paintings and lastly, his boss.

"Thank you boss for everything you've given me until now. Don't worry, I'll shoulder even the heavens for you! "

Seeing this, Su Yuhan smiled yet slapped the ass-kissing dog on it's head.

"Shameless dogfart, you haven't lost your shameless ass kissing abilities yet? "

"Woof woof, I haven't! "

The boss and goon duo laughed. Fang smiled sadly as he knew that this would be the last time he would see his boss for a while.

"Bring hundreds of beautiful sister-in-laws for me okay boss?! "

"I'll bring thousands!"

After a while of chitchat between the boss and his goon, Su Yuhan finally smiled and put his hands forward to the dog, in his hand was a blue and majestic crown.

The crown was studded with beautiful and powerful gemstones, the crown itself had power enough to distort the space around it by the fact that black spots constantly appeared beside the crown.

Seeing this, a hesitant expression appeared on Fang's face yet he still took it and put it on his head.

"Congratulations my friend! Your are now the Emperor and Overlord of the Ethereal Palace! The regime that governs over the entire universe is now yours!! "

Su Yuhan happily chuckled and motioned his hand at the paintings on the wall, the paintings then dissappeared into his dantian.

He would lose it if these were to be destroyed or something. He wasn't doubting the palace's security but he knows that things happen often that amaze people.

"Sigh. Now I have to listen to those old coots all the day, I wonder if my wife will kill me when I return home… "

"Hah, henpecked husband take care! "

Su Yuhan happily yelled and opened a dark and lightning filled spatial gate, then he jumped into it.

Fang wryly smiled and shook his head.

"Was that spatial gate even safe?... "

"Sigh wife, I'm going to be late today… "

Fang could almost feel the beating he would receive after he tells his wife he became the Emperor.

Shit, what emperor? He was more like a cat in his home rather than a dog…

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