2 I wrote this chapter while eating grapes and listening to Portal remixed music

"That is cruel you know? With this body I can ALL of the Treants and trust me, They give the best blowies... If you can stand the pain of being sucked off by wood of course, But I digress"

Bloody hell even its voice is horrible, It sounds like crow cawing but deeper. HardBass crow cawing... What a voice, I can already tell its mother probably doesn't love it because I certainly wouldn't and I'm probably the most neutral person you can get.

"Enough already mortal, I have dragged you here because it is my job, However, I do still have permission to destroy a few souls... Don't make your soul one of them just because you couldn't stand the sight of a higher being."

'Ah, fuck...' "I... Am sorry? That what you want to hear? Or do you want me to grovel on the... Void floor thing, like the filthy mortal I am." I know my place, I'm not going to antagonise an Eldritch God thing just because I want to have a giggle. Also, Aren't I way too calm right now? Fuck, If it was any other time I would be making jokes while having no regard for my being but right now I am thinking everything through...

The fucker is affecting my mind, Damn! I already know he can read my mind since it is cliche as hell but affecting it? This is annoying... Even though it is currently beneficial. It is annoying being so powerless, I want to be myself not someone dictated by a higher being.

"So you are smarter than the other mortals I have met so far... Good to know for the least, makes my job easier. So listen up now! Your world is used as fuel for other worlds or universes. Other universes have a lower amount of imagination, Which is a nearly useless power used by all beings and creatures alike, The 'Imagination' power is used to fuel energy, The energy only varies from useful types, Varying from, Ki, Qi, Mana, Ethernano, Magicka and Aura along with whatever else is used."

"Each and every universe have a slightly different type of energy, No matter what. Your universe, however, has higher Imagination, Which is creating a more powerful Energy called 'Yahna', Yahna is used for the 4 fundamental laws of every single universe, Creation, Destruction, Life and Death."

"This is what is causing your universe to be so weak, The energy is so powerful it is sometimes solidifying and creating what you call 'Black Holes', These Black Holes are created by extremely focused Yahna, Which is extremely dangerous to you mortals so us higher beings have realised that your universe is one of the few with a high amount of Yahna, and have created a system that is called 'Isekai' by you mortals. I am one of the countless Angels designated to govern over your universes Isekai."

"Every single fiction you mortals create is eventually a true reality, This is the cause of your universes Yahna, There is so much that you don't even have to have even a bit of strength to use it. The Yahna energy has nowhere else to go other than to be either used or just solidify, Most just solidifies which creates Black Holes, However, when it is used is when some Mortals imagination goes into overdrive and creates their own worlds subconsciously. The mortals that do somehow create their own worlds or universes become extremely minor Angels of those universes. Do keep in mind though, True angels like me and them are far greater than the angels you are imagining.

"Angels like us, Have powers of what you mortals think of as Godly miracles. Even a newborn minor angel has the ability to create their own universe, Which is why we have stopped that tradition and simply let Mortals become Angels. Though sometimes GOD does have to get involved."

...Does it realise most of that information is useless to me? Like, It is really interesting but, What the fuck am I going to do with this info? Sell it to people and try to create a religion? Sounds fun... but still! My point stands. (Heh, foreshadowing)

"So... I am going to be Isekaid?" 'Is it like those where I get an ass load of wishes and marry your daughter or something? Because I fucking hope not, I don't want to see whatever comes from your genes. I am already considering just insulting this bastard to not look at it anymore, Damn, The stench is retching'

"You are truly a foolish mortal, Have you really forgotten I have already told you my abilities? I can already see your thoughts, Your possible thoughts and even your never thought of thoughts. If you think you can get out of this easy by just insulting me then you have another thing coming. 1 Wish removed."

'I can't tell its facial expression since it doesn't have any but... I feel like it is annoyed right now...I really want to smack myself right now, but I'm a soul orbie currently...'

"Shit really? Sorry then mate, Can't really control my nature. So, Let's hurry this thing up then. Both of us hate the sight of each other and you probably have... Eldritch things to do, So tell me my amount of wishes, I will say my wishes, I leave and you can go back to being an Eldritch disappointment." Heh.

"...Very well, 1 Wish removed. You have 1 wish. Do keep in mind, These aren't omnipotent wishes either, So no wishing for an 'Almighty System' or anything. There are restrictions to what you can wish for, and for you being so annoying I am increasing them."

'Ffffuck, I knew I should have watched my thoughts/mouth but Nah, I got to have a little giggle don't I? Also, The wishes are restricted so I can't wish for an Omnipotent system... Damnit, I wanted a system waifu.'

"For satan's sake... Alright, I wish for Kaleidoscope, Fate version." 'PlzAcceptPlzAcceptPlzAcceptPlzAccept'

"Denied" 'FACK! My dreams of being OP are down the drain!.. Or are they.'

"I wish for Kaguya Otsutsuki's Body and powers all at their prime."

"... Denied, This wish is barely outside of your wish restrictions. A little lower and you are good."

'Ahh... I can't even get my favourite waifu's powers... The horror, The Vileness, How cruel. This Angel thing should know how much I adore her adorable emotionless face but it has denied my hormonal teenage dreams.'

"Fine... I wish for... The Empress Of Light. Not as a puppet, Companion or anything. I want myself to embody her... But make the body male."

'If I can't go for #1 waifu go for #2 as they say... Well, The Waifu Wars said as such.'

"Very well, However, I will have to greatly tone down the Energy, Strength, Speed, Health and Abilities. Not because I am restricting you, I am lowering your prowess simply because the Empress Of Light is a Tier 5 Minor Angel, and Powers at that level would instantly vaporise your soul and recreate its body. You can still eventually gain the original strength, and even surpass them in time."

'YESH! Waifu powers #2 acquired! My dreams have come true! My years playing Games and watching anime will not go to waste! I will recreate and improve everything I can remember!'

"Yes yes, You are great for a mortal... I meant that as sarcasm by the way, since apparently, you are still too weak to even hear my tone of voice." The voice is being mean again...

"I already know you meant that as sarcasm you fool, I have replayed Portal enough to have nearly 200 hours on it, If I can detect GlaDOS's sarcasm I can pick up yours... Also, Where am I going? Please don't let it be a horrible universe, Like Dark souls or Euphoria." (Too far?)

"I was getting there... Now then for the Terms & Conditions: You will retain all of your memories and even have them enhanced, This is because you will lose your Imagination ability if we remove your mentality, This is also the cause of why the wishes are weaker than they are supposed to be. You MUST recreate at least 1 of your past-life creations into your designated world, Simply because that Item/Creation will retain a tiny bit of Yahna and will influence the people of that world. Lastly, You will be going to World-69, Also known as Boku no Hero Academia or My Hero Academia.

'Nice'

"Alright, Cool Cool. When am I going ther-" I suddenly felt disgusting, It felt like I was stripped bare and made to dance for a bunch of Traps, I felt violated and desecrated upon because every bit of my being was being taken and read, Open for whatever was reading it. I had no secrets at all, Everything I was and currently am is being taken from me without my will and used.