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/''\ = talking to souls

After his conversation with Cracker, Flowey proceeded to walk towards his ship.

"Well, considering it'll take a while before I get there I might as well talk to the doc." Flowey pondered as another voice rang in his head, this time the voice of a mature woman spoke to him.

/'Flowey?'\ she asked.

/'Yes Patience?'\ The petaled menace responded as he slid down a railing.

/'I don't want to alarm you but I believe that your brother, Cracker, finds you unnaturally strange.'\ She paused fixing her glasses. /'Or at the very least is wary of you.'\

/'I believe that he doesn't like you too much, and I'd rather not die again thanks to your incompetence, I've already died because of a "Flowey" and I'd rather not let history repeat itself.'\ She said as Flowey jumped off the rail and created a skateboard out of leaves, branches, vines and nuts.

PATIENCE had spoken her mind unafraid of any sort of consequence that her slightly hostile tone might bring her. Although, at the same time she knew that Flowey wouldn't hurt her...at least without good reason.

/'Sea trip! Sea trip! Sea trip!'\ A SOUL identified as JOY had been chanting ever since she found out about the voyage. She loved whenever they left Totto Land as it usually meant that they would encounter people for her to meet.

/'Joy, darling.'\ Flowey started, a strained smile slowly stretching on his face as he felt a headache coming.

/'While I understand your enthusiasm.'\ False nicety laced with his voice. /'I don't particularly care for it.'\ He said slightly annoyed. /'So if you're going to chant then please do it somewhere where I can't hear you.'\ He said less like a suggestion and more like a command.

He hated that the human SOULs inside him were just hanging out inside his head. Uncaring for his questionable mental health.

They often woke him up in the middle of the night to converse with either themselves or with him. Thankfully they started to do it away from the parts of his mind that could hear them.

As Flowey rolled into the docks it didn't take him long before he arrived at his flagship. A ginormous ship made mostly out of metal with the only visible part made of wood being the bow and masts. The bow being of particular note as it had a large `painted on` bloodied smile and four sharp red eyes.

Flowey was one of the sparse few members of the Charlotte family that had a ship gifted to them by their mum outside of the Sweet Commanders of course Big Mom herself.

Even though his ship was made for transportation and storage, Flowey had improved upon it and given it combat capabilities. Mainly through canons, artillery and a golden finger from his old world. Something that was given to most individuals who reincarnated.

His ship was larger than most of the ships in Big Mom's fleet; mainly due to Flowey's constant improvements. The ship was so big that Flowey could have two rooms entirely dedicated to growing fruit and vegetables, a side hobby brought about by both his original Devil Fruit and the one he uses most often.

He went to the onboard Den Den Mushi in the captain's room and dialled a number on a Den Den Mushi, a few seconds later someone answered, signalled by the change in the snail's face as Flowey sat down behind his desk.

*"Oi, what do you want Flowey I'm dealing with something!"* The slightly feminine voice on the line shouted.

"Jesus Caes, calm down. What seems to be troubling you?" Flowey spoke teasingly; he didn't care for what was troubling Caesar, but he may as well hear him out.

*"It's that damn Monet! Ever since she figured out a way to fly, she's been doing it none stop!"* The clown let his anger be known, he considered Flowey somewhat of a friend. Though not a big one since he, like many, feared Flowey more than anything.

He just had a particular way of getting under someone's skin.

"So what's the problem?" Flowey asked slightly confused.

*"Well the fact that she's using her fruit to fly, is the problem."* He yelled before taking a breath, trying to calm himself. *"She creates wings out of snow and then starts flying around which in turn, covers my factory in the damn thing!"* Caesar was starting to get louder as his anger grew. He already had a way to cool his machines but Monet's snow often made essential parts of his machines too cold to function.

Flowey wasn't too concerned with Caesar's dilemma but the thought of having another Devil Fruit user in his crew did make his Devil Fruit act up a bit, causing a couple of mouths to sprout on various parts of his body. An annoying side effect of his Devil Fruit.

So Flowey did something that he would rarely do. He said that he would look after Monet for Caesar since not only would it be a bit hard to kill her but also to find a fruit that can become the Yuki Yuki no Mi.

*"Huh!? Why on the One Piece would you?*" Caesar asked, his voice mixed with confusion and shock. *"...You know what, fine! As long as I don't have to take care of her she's your problem!"* He said, not even bothering to try and figure out why.

He was going to turn her into a harpy as an ironic twist of fate but since Flowey asked, he may as well give the smiling bastard a bit of trouble.

"Well, when you do could you send her Dressrosa? I'm heading there tomorrow." Flowey's smile widened upon hearing the good news.

*"Sure, whatever as long as she's not here anymore!"* Caesar didn't care what Flowey did with her, he knew that Flowey usually either killed or ate Devil Fruit users because of his fruit, so if Flowey did eat her he would hope that Flowey would let him do some tests on him.

"Thanks Caes, now then I wanted to know how your SMILE's are doing?" Flowey asked Caesar, mainly cause he wondered if he had gotten to the point of mass-producing them yet.

*"Well...It's going fine but I got a deal with Dolfy to sell my SMILE's to Kaidou so~."* Nervousness laced in Caesar's voice.

"So you don't know whether you can give me any, right?" Floweysaid with his eyes closed. His words sown with malicious intent.

He knew that Caesar would get the hint as Den Den Mushi's were cable of showing one's facial expression.

*"...Well, yeah."* Caesar nervously laughed. Even though he had the backing of effectively both Dolfamingo AND Kaidou.

He knew that very little could stop Flowey from using his fruit to eat him. It was one of the reasons he was so scared of Flowey; it was because his Devil Fruit ignores one of the key rules of Devil Fruits. Hell, he would argue that that fruit's whole purpose was to eat other Devil Fruits.

"I see...well then not much I can do about that I suppose." Flowey'ssadden voice rang out of the snail as its face changed to match his tone.

"Now then." He started as his tone immediately went back to its normal cheerful one. "How's the gigantification process going?" He asked innocently.

Caesar froze up.

He knew that it wasn't wise to lie to Flowey. An image of what he did to some of Kaido's men flashed through Caesar's mind.

Flowey was the kind of person who would slap Kaido in the face in front of everyone if he thought it was funny.

Flowey proceeded to end the call, letting Caesar stew on his words as he told his crew to prepare the Smiling Death for departure.

As flowey stepped out of the captain's quarters, he heard a polite voice call out to him, looking to his left he saw the man that did so.

"Hey Captain, Katakuri wants to talk to you." A pale-white tall, lanky man with tap dance shoes said.

"What on Totto Land does he want Laffitte?!" Flowey yelled at his second in command, the only reason he recruited Laffitte was purely on the basis of not letting Blackbeard have him.

Flowey didn't even want to have Laffitte as a crew member but Greed and Hate persuaded him to make Laffitte join, to this day Flowey still considers whether to kill Laffitte or to let him stay.

"The messenger never told me, sorry boss." Laffitte knew his captain like the back of his hand. But not even he can calm down his boss when he gets angry. Well, at least not all the time.

Flowey, begrudgingly got up and went to the side of the boat and jumped off. If there was any member of his family that he respected it was Katakuri. But even that respect was limited, mainly due to Katakuri's Conquerers haki causing him to become nauseous.

As Flowey fell towards the ground his body started to turn green and red thorns started to grow out of his body. Seconds before he hit the ground he split into thin, thorny vines. His vines pierced the ground and disappeared into the dirt.