1 Uh- Why the fuck do I have to meet this washboard?

I woke up in the early morning, took a bath, brushed my hair, and wore an orange undershirt, on top of a black coat, white jeans, and a black belt. I wore my father's necklace and got out. I went for buying a cup of coffee for myself and I went on my bike. I went inside and I ordered a coffee. I saw the owner troubling a girl for paying extra. I drank my coffee and threw the cup at the owner. "MERLIN!" the owner shouted. "my ass! Miss don't pay extra!" I shouted and ran towards the window. I jumped down the window and the girl was shocked. She was wearing high school clothes and it was the clothes of my new school. I ran fast to my bike and drove home. I washed my face and slapped myself. "no helping girls you idiot!" I shouted at myself. I grabbed my school bag and walked to school. I saw the same girl and I grabbed her in a corner and nobody saw us. I threw her on the grass and I went over her and held her and held her wrists tight by my hand. "be quiet" I said. she looked at me freaked out. "it is you" she said. "dare you say anyone about me jumping off the window or I helped you and stuff" I said. "ok" she said scared. she looked at me and she was pretty weird. Her hair was fully red, red as an apple. Her eyes were dark sea blue. She was wearing a black short skirt and black pants under it and a black crop top. Yup that our school clothes. I let her go and I followed her to school. We reached the class and she looked at me, "why are you um… following me? I said I won't say anyone! What's the point dude!" she shouted. "Mr…. lucky—er," the students said looking at me. "lucifer?!" the girl shouted. "its lucifer," I said. "lu—ci Fiera?" everyone tried to spell it. "yes, I am merlin lucifer, 7th son of the 7th son," I said. "omg!" the girl shouted and bowed. "lift your head," I said. I got in the class and I sat in a seat. my heart hurt bad and I grabbed a tablet which I kept in my bag and I swallowed it. as you read out my name is merlin lucifer… I am the 13th demon king… but I left my demon things long ago… I'm 600 years old but I said I am 16 to the humans. My parents are dead and my sister is ruling the demons not me… I was thrown out… my body was like a human and so I was thrown (lying, I got out myself as I had to lift my curse in my heart so and they kicked me out). My sister has a demon crown on her head. I am abnormal… more like… the strongest demon king! I have passed the seven sins too. suddenly the teacher slammed her big hand on my desk and I got a heart attack. I yelled at her on top of my lungs. "ARE YOU GONE MAD!?! YOU WOMEN! HOW DARE YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT! YOU OLD WOMEN! WASHBOARD!" I screamed at top of my lungs. The teacher didn't say anything. I got out of the class and I saw Alice. Alice is another washboard woman, some people called us married couples! Just because of Alice's friend! And those women said that if we want to get a divorce they needed a marriage card. And we didn't have it! So she gave an idea to get married and for one night sleep with each other and then the next day get a divorce! What could people think of! Get the fuck off! I am so not marrying that washboard! She looked at me and she wasn't the same washboard as same. Her chest was big! She looked down and she was blushing. She passed me by saying nothing. "um… Alice" I called her not trying to say her anymore washboard because of her chest. "you just called me by my name?" Alice said and turned to me. "yes what for?" I said. "you haven't called me ones by my name in 580 years!" Alice shouted. "so? Listen… I gave you a spell that you live forever… you are also staying as 16 years of your skin and nobody can say you are 580 years old… so why don't we be friends?" I said. "never! I won't be friends with a guy who stops calling me a washboard suddenly!" Alice said and turned away. "what? you like it when I call you to washboard?" I asked. She blushed again. "noooooo…. Ummm" she said. "then?" I asked. "why did you start calling me a washboard?" Alice asked. "specific reason," I said. she blushed and tears flowed in her eyes. she walked away angrily. I smiled warmly. I went to use the bathroom and I was unlucky. All the guys were in line. Uhhh… I am so mad. "um… guys mind putting me ahead?" I asked. "why?" they asked. "because I need to call that hero washboard- I mean Alice and talk with her about something… she is really mad at me now," I said making an excuse. "oh she is your girlfriend? come, come" they said and put me ahead. It's so easy to fool these stupid humans. I used the bathroom and washed my hands. I got out and saw a bunch of girls troubling washboard- I mean Alice. one of them pulled Alice's hair and slapped her hard. I went ahead and pushed those girls away from Alice. "what?" they said. "little daisy? What are you doing?" they said. --------------"shut up your mouth… dare you to touch this washboard- I mean Alice again," I said. they sashayed away and I rolled my eyes. "so Alice why did you follow me till this school? Wasn't your wish to never see me again?" I asked. "but I didn't ask you to come into the human world because of me," Alice said almost going to start to cry. "Alice… you aren't the hero that hated me so bad," I said. "I know…. but what shall I do? I was with you for 300 years" she said. okay! Washboard is drunk! White girl is wasted! Alice held my index finger and pulled me to an empty place. she held my throat suddenly. Okay! She is not Alice! "remember me, big brother?" I heard my sister in Alice's body. "sis?" I said. "Heyyyyy," she said. I slapped her hard and she looked at me in puppy eyes. "Merlin ni chan!" Lilith said crying. She hugged me tight and started crying. She turned to her own body. I knew that washboard couldn't get her chest big. "Lass you know you are not allowed to come here right?" I said. "Merlin ni chan you promised me when you first left to lift your curse that when you come back you will never leave me," Lilith said. Useless. "yes but I had to leave again," I said. she looked at me in puppy eyes. God. "You bastard! Who are you with!" I heard Alice. I looked and she was different. Her chest was big and her face was cuter than before and her waist was smaller than before. "who is she!" my sister and Alice screamed and looked at each other. "um… she is my younger sister Lilith and Lilith she is the girl whom everyone called us Married couple" I said. "WHAT!?" they both screamed. "LILITH! GO BACK TO THE CASTLE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" I raised my voice. Lilith started to cry and she left. Alice looked down and gulped. She was the same attitude. I hadn't seen her in 80 years. "hey" Alice said. "hey" I said. "um… I don't think you wanted to see me… so umm… I'll be leaving" Alice said and turned back. "um... hey Alice," I said. she looked back and smiled slowly. she walked to me and hugged me. that was a surprise! I thought she was going to kick my ass! "my heart is still breathing" she said. how can a heart breathe? That's your question right? uh… why don't you try to figure out? "you still have to pay the debt you owe me," Alice said. I looked at her and she meant that 300 million gold coin... Nah I haven't still paid her. "HEY! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SEE ME! NOT COME AND ASK FOR THE WORTHLESS MONEY AGAIN!" I shouted and pushed her. "EXCUSE ME!?! that is worth 300 million gold coins you bastard! I can't believe you sold it for 10 gold coins except for 300 million gold coins!" Alice shouted. "it's better! Your boobs have become big! And I won't call you a washboard anymore!!" I shouted back. she almost started crying! She looked at me and she had tears in her eyes. she started to cry for real! She held her eyes by her hand for not letting me see her cry. "hey um… Alice? you okay?" I asked. "stay away from me you asshole demon king! All you know is to break me! nothing else!" she shouted and pushed me. "Alice? you are crying?" some girls said and ran to her. "Lucifer you made her cry!?!" they shouted. "no, I just-" I tried to explain but they wouldn't let me. "Alice I'll meet you later," I said. "go!" those girls pushed me. I walked back to class and I wasn't in a mood. I was thinking about Alice, about what she got sad about. I kept on thinking. Some guys came and asked how it went well with Alice. "she got mad about something… and started to cry" I said. "did you say anything about the past what you called her?" one of them asked. "yeah" I said. "its that" the guy said. "how do you know?" I asked. "I did that too accidentally," the guy said. we both shook our heads in disappointment. I put my leg on my desk and we talked. Suddenly Alice showed up in the classroom. I put my legs down on the ground and sat quietly. Everyone looked at Alice. Alice walked to me. "get up you demon lord" Alice said. "demon lord?!" everyone in the class shouted. "shut up you washboard- um… Alice" I said. ALICE again tears flowed in her eyes. "Alice?" I said. "you idiot!" Alice said and slapped me hard. When did she become this sassy!! Uh! "Alice waits for a second," I said as she ran fast. I ran after her and I held her. "hey Alice… I'm sorry" I said. she looked at me and asked. "what do you need this time? Money!? sorry! I'm broke too! I don't even have a place to live! I sleep on the streets!" Alice shouted. "hey Alice baby," a guy said behind me giving me wills. I looked at Alice and Alice looked down. "who is he?" the guy asked. He was a billionaire. "I'm her husband," I said and try to go on his nerves. "what!?" the guy shouted. "no! he is not!" Alice said. the guy smiled at me. "well, why don't you invite him to our wedding? He'll be pretty shocked" the guy said. "wedding? Alice? what's going on?" I asked. The guy smiled wickedly and left. "I'm marrying," Alice said. "What!!?" I shouted. "why!?" I shouted. "I don't have anything merlin! I don't even have water to drink! What should I do!! my father gave me a way to this damn rich family! And I'm only 15!" Alice said crying. "You are 579 years old," I said. "I'm 15 here! and don't keep on hitting that 579 on my head!" Alice shouted. "so you are marrying that shitty brat?" I said. "yes," she said. "better! I can sell your house and the donkey which is in the demon world" I said. "NO WAY!" she screamed. "uh…" I said. "aren't you sad for me?" Alice asked. "not even a bit," I said. "so… no one cares what happens to me! do they!" Alice said started crying hard. Oh, holy sh*t! "Alice? we are married, right? then you should get a divorce from me if you want to marry another guy" I said. she lifts her head and looked at me. "you are right! let's go to the demon world and let's get the marriage card! Then I can show my dad! And all the things which I have will be over!" Alice shouted. "Nah, you cant," I said. "I cant? Why?" she asked. "because I'm the demon king! Obviously that your father is going to let me do whatever I want with you as I'm a billionaire" I said. "so?" Alice said. "if we get that married card then my sister would probably murder me! and if she knows I'm back in the demon world she won't let me touch the human world again!" I shouted. "so… if we get married I'm YOURS?!!?" Alice screamed. "yeah," I said. "NO WAY! I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!" she shouted. "yeah even I don't want that to happen" I said. "uh! what shall I do!" Alice said. "let act like we are married but we are not," I said. "great idea!" Alice shouted. "but what if your father makes us sleep in a room!?! I would never want to sleep!" I shouted. "WOULD YOU STOP THAT COMPLAINING!?" Alice screamed. "Why don't we go for Lugia?" I asked. "well you are right," Alice said. we went to the last floor where nobody was there. I opened the portal and we went to the demon world. we ran fast to Lugia's shop. I opened the door and I saw Lugia. "merlin!" she screamed and hugged me tightly. "stay away from my friend" Alice said and pushed her away. "so I see you two are still couples" Lugia said. "NO WE ARE NOT!" me and Alice screamed. "didn't you merlin go to the human world?" Lugia asked. "I came back as this lady had to marry a stranger whom she doesn't like! So we came here to take that marriage card from you! and go and show her father!" I shouted. "wait I'll get it for you both" Lugia said. "okay," me and Alice said. Alice talked with her friends. "merlin" I heard Lugia whispering to call me. I looked at her and she was calling me. I walked to her. she pulled me to a room and she was searching for the marriage card. "do you know why Alice came to the human world?" Lugia asked. "because she has to marry a shitty brat," I said. "nope… because she wanted to see you merlin," Lugia said. "no that's not possible," I said. "merlin, merlin, merlin… I and Alice are BFFs she tells me everything. She said me last night crying for you" Lugia said. my eyes widened. "unbelievable right?" Lugia said. "well, also thank you for letting me live forever… because of your spell I lived," Lugia said. "you are welcome," I said. "Lugia!" Alice screamed. I ran out and saw a cat going near Alice and Alice keeps on screaming. Uh….. "LUGIA! KEEP THIS CAT AWAY! LUGIA!" Alice screamed. the cat was a demon… so yeah it recognized me. it ran to me and jumped on my shoulder. "hey" the cat spoke. I screamed and the cat jumped off. it turned into that purple lady who was back from death 580 years ago!! She held my chin and got close to my face. I pushed her away. "you bastard! YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" I screamed. "sorry," she said. "guys! I got the marriage card!" Lugia said happily. I and Alice ran to Lugia. Alice held the marriage card and hugged it tightly. "You are married?" the purple lady asked. "NO!" I shouted. "then what is that marriage card?" she asked. "uh I said you thousand times!" I shouted. "yeah, yeah I know, I know," she said. I and Alice went back to the human world and we went fast to Alice's father. Alice didn't let me in and showed the marriage card to her father. Her father wanted to see me. I got in and smiled. "THE DEMON LORD!" her father shouted.