2 I'm married to this washboard

"I lost my job," I said. "oh… so what do you work?" he asked. "as the demon king," I said. "uh…. you are still the same," he said. "so… how much money do you have?" he asked. "more than a billion of gold coins," I said. Alice looked at me and her father's mouth dropped open. "YOU MEAN THAT YOU ARE A ZILLIONAIRE!!!?" Alice's father shouted. "yes," I said. "are you two married?" her father asked. "I want to marry this washboard- I mean Alice," I said. "washboard?" her father said. "well… I call her for fun" I said. "oh really?" Alice said and stared at me. I smiled at her by fake. "well, I promise another guy to marry her. sorry, I would like you two to marry but you cant" her father said. "WHAT!?" me and Alice shouted. "why did you pick that guy on me!?" I shouted. "because of my stepmother… isn't she? Because she wants her daughters to marry merlin… isn't that the truth!?" Alice shouted in pain. "what?" I said. suddenly two girls came in… with an ugly woman… the two girls ran to me and held my hand and hugged me. "stay away" I said. "what?" they said. "sir… I'm sorry… but I should steal your daughter if you are not giving her to me" I said. "NO!" that ugly woman shouted. "yes," I said. "Alice!" she shouted. Alice looked at me and she almost started crying. That woman held Alice's hair and pulled her. I drawled my sword and held it at the woman. "leave Alice alone right now" I ordered. The women left her. "Alice wants to be an adventurer? Again?" I asked. "yes," she said. I hugged her and she hugged me back. "you washboard," I said slowly whispered in her ear. "you sex-crazed demon king" she whispered in my ear. I pinched her slowly and even she did. she packed her bags and I held her bags and both of us got out of the house. "ALICE! GOODBYE!" her stepsister said goodbye. "bye!" Alice screamed when we were far. "don't you hate them?" I asked. "no not them… they are nice to me," Alice said. "oh," I said. "how come the demon king is so kind to a washboard hero?" Alice asked. "it's only us… we lived for 580 years with each other… anyway Alice how come to your father Is alive?" I asked. "he is my stepfather… I had 300 stepfathers," she said. "your real father?" I asked. "he died in front of my eyes… the king killed him as a hostage" Alice. "why?" I asked. "they saw inside my body that I was fit for a hero…. There was a new rule that all the heroes should have no parents, not even siblings. They captured my father when I was 7… they killed him… they even burnt my house, my cat, my mother, and even my elder brothers… only one of my brothers are alive. and I don't know if he is alive or not" Alice said. "sorry I asked" I apologized. "sorry my ass, I never want to see my elder brother again" she said. "why?" I asked. "because… I lived all these years struggling and he shows up and says 'hey'?" Alice said. I smiled slowly. it started raining and I had an umbrella. Only one… so I have to share my umbrella with this washboard!?! I opened my umbrella and shared it with Alice. she didn't come under it and went 10 cm away. she was in the rain. Her nose was full red. suddenly ice burgs fell from the sky. One of them hit her cheek and I stared at her. she still didn't come. she saw a guy and ran to me fast. she held my hand tight. "why are you holding my hand you washboard" I said. "be quiet for a bit" Alice said. Her body was stuck to my hand and I was going crazy! "Alice mind!" I shouted. the guy looked at Alice and he came to us. "hey" he said. Alice hid behind me fast.