8 Fire Demon

Howdy human,

You really are one messed up person. How in the world did you manage to get all of the top brass of Yakuza into one room? You just gave over 15 people cancer…CANCER!

Mark my words, I will never, EVER give you another bomb for the rest of my-

FINE! I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DAMN BOMB YOU BASTARD!

One day you will pay for burning that manga human, just you wait.

What bomb do you want now, fire, cancer, maybe an implosion bomb? …You want me to give you a despair bomb…like a bomb that'll explode out despair?

I mean…what level of despair? I can do pissed pants, paralyzing fear, PTSD, hallucinatory, or immediate heart attack. Oh…you want a heart attack then. Okaayyy then…let's talk about something else.

Oh right…I still haven't told you about the demon that I tamed right? Yeah, let's talk about him.

So I didn't want to show off my powers as an almighty demon, but I still wanted to burn things, so the obvious answer is to get a fire demon as a tamer. When I approached Mephisto about getting a strong fire demon, he promptly had a summoning circle drawn.

I took a little needle and poked myself before letting a single drop of blood fall onto the circle. Then, I said whatever came to mind.

"Hmmmm…come to papa," I said.

Mephisto looked genuinely shocked after I said that. I do have a reason though because since I am the ALMIGHTY DEMON OF DESPAIR who wields the VIOLET FLAMES OF TERROR (I named them myself), I am therefore the big daddy of fire demons. So, if I say come to papa, a fire demon will come.

AND GUESS THE F*** WHAT, I GOT MY F***ING FIRE DEMON! HAHAHAHAHA

The summoning circle glowed as a shining figure appeared. As the shining faded, the figure of the summoned demon became clear.

The demon was humanoid, with golden skin rippling over a muscle-framed 7-foot tall build. It had one of those white man skirts on with no shirt. The demon's eyes glowed like the sun and it had blue hair under a golden crown made of intertwining serpents.

Mephisto's eyes widened and his mouth formed a cruel smile.

"Oh my, if it isn't Ra, the former king of light and fire."

"As always, it's a displeasure to meet you Samael." The demon, presumably called Ra, responded in a deep voice.

Mephisto turned to me and swept his arm in a grand gesture.

"This, my boy, is Ra, the demon who was defeated by both Lucifer and Iblis on his way to losing his title of demon king. Now I assume he works as humans' slave, answering to even the vilest of…chants."

I snorted slightly at that, to think I summoned this guy with a little come to papa.

"I am no human's slave," Ra said disdainfully.

He turned to me.

"I was quite surprised when I felt myself being called to Assiah. I don't know who you are, but if you want me to be your familiar, prove your strength." He said.

I grinned with overflowing confidence. Violet flames burst out, surrounding my body. I casually stood there for a second, before flashing right up to Ra in less than a second.

A single, violet wrapped finger was outstretched and inches from the demon's chest. Ra's blindly searched the spot where I had been, before noticing me and almost jumping out of his skin. Then, I leisurely touched him on the chest with my finger.

He immediately was enveloped in a violet fireball which exploded and threw him backward. He fell onto his back, coughing and eyes watering from the explosion. He made a move to stand up, but then I appeared and stepped onto his chest before kneeling down. With my face inches away from his, I asked a single question:

"Is that strong enough for you?"

I know, I'm super coo-

n-not real… THAT'S REAL YOU BUFFOON OF A HUMAN, I'M ACTUALLY COOL! YOU DARE DOUBT ME, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU, IDIOT!

I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN ONE DAY HUMAN. I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS WHEN I RETURN TO YOUR WORLD!

I'LL BUR- wait, you want me to get back to the story. What makes you think you can tell me what to do? I'll listen, but it's definitely only because I want to. (Not because you're threatening to burn manga.)

So yeah, Ra became my familiar, but he was too big and manly, so I made him transform into a bird. A cool looking bird though, a golden falcon with flaming wings and glowing eyes. When he's summoned, he gives me the power of the Golden Flames of Creation, which sound cool and all but they're weaker than my VIOLET FLAMES OF TERROR.

I might as well tell you about what happened after I lost my mind in the last letter. I barely managed to keep together my cool kid façade, but I had to…release some withheld anger. Mainly in the form of me…liberating blood from people. I heard that the pigeon killer weirdo had mysteriously lost all of his blood, weird right?

After liberating blood, I decided to watch *cough spy cough* on Rin and Yukio in their dorm. Just so I could get all of the extra conversations.

One unfortunate thing happened though, I heard from Mephisto later that night that Darth Paku had come to him asking for additional training. No, I did not shake in fear when I heard that, I shook because it was…cold. Darth Paku doesn't scare me at all…for now.

I AM NOT SCARED HUMAN, DON'T DOUBT ME! OH NOW, YOU'RE CALLING A CHICKEN! WELL F*** YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE WITH THIS! I'M DEALING WITH DARTH PAKU IMMEDIATELY!

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